What do you do when somebody tells you, "GO FUCK YOURSELF."?

[DaAngryWeasel]

This is a simple question about what exactly you would do. Be honest.

Here's a side question too: What would you do if your female teacher grabs your junk?

[Robot Jesus]

Masturbate

[ApertureFan]

I respond with, "No thank you, I'd rather not. But you can do so if you please." The sudden sincerity and gentle tone I use tends to throw people off when I respond with that, then they go silent.

[MrAfroShark70]

[QUOTE=DaAngryWeasel;24555116]Here's a side question too: What would you do if your female teacher grabs your junk?[/QUOTE]

What the fuck?

[[DJ Ria]]

Your female teacher wouldn't grab your junk, Facepunch is full of ugly nerds.

[Arteus]

I fuck myself

[m0nkey98]

Say "OK"

[Muthenfrucheir]

Drop pants and masturbate right there and then

[Torfaldur]

call my crew and proceed to beat his ass

[Monsters_Marco]

I'LL FUCK ALL OVER YOURSELF!!

Something like that

[rofl654]

Cry.

[The Rizzler]

Scream "ILL SUE YOU YOU SHIT" and attempt to run off (that is, if she has let go of your junk, otherwise consequences will never be the same)

Edit: (to the teacher question)

[Sitkero]

"You know, I think I will."

Or: "I can't do that, maybe you can help me?" in my best sincere voice.

[MrAfroShark70]

[QUOTE=DaAngryWeasel;24555116]What would you do if your female teacher grabs your junk?[/QUOTE]

OP what happened?

[tehfrog]

take your peen and stretch it to your butthole and penetrate. you just fucked yourself.

[Rach Runner]

Slap their shit.

[Ninjarooster]

Cry

[slashsnemesis]

"No no no my dear sir, I believe it shall be YOU who will be doing the fucking of myself."

Something like that.
Or just a simple "no u" would work with most people in my school.

[AgentM]

Walk away.

[JohnnyMo]

Strip their soul from their body with a powerful psychic attack.

[editline]12:48AM[/editline]

Or give them my most Emprah-like stare and say, "The number of fucks I give is a non-negative integer < 1."

[editline]12:49AM[/editline]

As for the female teacher, important question: How hot?

[Duke Naz]

Someone must be pretty unoriginal if they're using that phrase.

[JonVX]

I post a fast thread.

[BobbyHill]

Tell him "Off with your head slave."

[Hubsha]

If it is a:

Scary Biker Guy: Do as he says.
Scrawny Little Geek: Punch him senseless.

[3picFail]

kahmehahmehahhhhhhh

[Dr. Fishtastic]

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qrBj3u5dPgM[/media]

[Fatfatfatty]

I reply with a smooth "Indeed"

[jjsullivan]

W/e

[ROFLBURGER]

Say "Ok, but I need your help"

[scorpion8754]

[QUOTE=DaAngryWeasel;24555116]Here's a side question too: What would you do if your female teacher grabs your junk?[/QUOTE]
Hot teacher - whip it out and let her do what she wants, then get her fired after

Ugly/old teacher - Get her fired