Would you rather? - General

Pretty much everyone knows what Would you Rather is, but for those who have no idea, basically someone gives you two choices, usually a dilemma, and you have to choose one of them. I'll start: Would you rather chop your nipples off with a knife or pluck 150 ballhairs individually?

Pluck 150 ballhairs. I'd rather keep my nips. Would you rather pull a nail out from the bottom of your foot or get shot in the ass?

Nail as in a metallic nail you stepped on, or a toenail? Either case probably that over being shot. Would you rather: A. Be able to post and browse Facepunch only during sundays, B. Be able to post absolutely everywhere and mostly anything without the risk of getting banned (shitposting galore, but you can't post goatse/CP or something similar), but [I]everyone[/I] dislikes you?

A. Would you rather have no sense of smell, or no sense of taste?

Smell, although the two go hand in hand. Would you rather eat vanilla ice cream or chocolate?

vanilla is boring, chocolate ofcourse. Would you rather kill ur mom or ur dad?

my dad cus he says anime is nothing for me i learned a ninjutsu that kills my dad instantly thatl show him! XD would you rather stick your hand in a bee hive or eat shit, literally. idk im bad at these

I've had horse shit before, so shit. Would you rather be blind or deaf?

Deaf Would you rather wear a fedora for the rest of your life or watch every episode of MLP ever

Watch every MLP episode. The show is tolerable. Would you rather lose the ability to watch movies and TV shows forever, or lose the ability to play video games forever?

TV, no question. Reliable 5 Mbps internet, or 100 Mbps with high packet loss?

Reliable 5 Mbps. 'Cause that's what I have :v: Piss from your ass or shit from your dick?

Oh piss from my arse, definitely. Would you rather be blind or a mute?

Easy, mute. When I can still hear and see I would be happy. Getting fucked in the mouth or the ass?

The ass of course! Mouth just makes ya gag. Would you rather have no hands or no feet?

No feet Would you rather be able to fly or be invisible?

Be able to fly. Would you rather a car without a stereo, or a car without air-conditioning?

Without a stereo, I don't want to cook alive. Would you rather fuck the ugliest person you can think of, or be tortured by the most attractive person you can think of?

Fuck the ugliest person, at least you will still get pleasure as long as you put a bag over their head Would you rather be teleported on mars or on venus

mars. would you rather be a black man or a white man

I'm already white so I'll stay white. Would you rather travel one day in the future and fuck yourself or travel one day in the past and get fucked by yourself?

definitely the future, im sure ill understand would you rather fuck an animal or get fucked by a person of the same sex as you

Same sex Would you rather control Putin's actions like a puppet or do the same but with Xi Jinping?

[QUOTE=Daniel Smith;47090913]Same sex Would you rather control Putin's actions like a puppet or do the same but with Xi Jinping?[/QUOTE] Putin's cause Russia is a lot smaller of a nation and I think the Chinese could dispose of Xi easily if he really started fucking up, but Putin has a lot of people who like him. Would you rather fuck Beyonce or Taylor Swift?

beyonce wyr walk in on your parents fucking or have them walk in on you fapping