As you all know, we all get some particularly terrible thoughts that float in and out of our head from time to time (some more than others). Many of us just wonder what would happen if you acted on that thought, for fun, maybe, and others actually have to restrain themselves from acting out by reminding themselves that it would have terrible consequences. So, what I want you to do is to try to remember the last crazy thought you had today and post it here. It might actually prove to be therapeutic for some of you guys, you never know! Okay, so I'll start it off:
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-Today I thought what would happen if I got slammed by a truck while riding my bike. I could just see my guts and blood thrown dragged down the street and I stopped myself from dwelling on the thought from there.
-Later that day, I was hanging out with my good friend and his girl and while we were talking I imagined her cheating on him for me and asked myself if I would ever do something like that, even if she was really horny and wanted sex. I decided that it would not be worth the loss of my friendship... mainly because she's really not hot at all. She just has some big tits.
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Since this [b][i]IS[/i][/b] Facepunch, I know we can expect some pretty fucked up shit in here soon... Prepare to find out that guy you thought was pretty cool as actually the weirdest freak you've ever met.
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A lot of people will get banned in this thread.
Also Twilight MMO.
I thought what would happen if someone took a shot gun to the head ON A WHITEBOARD!!!!!
I've considered bashing the fuck out of a friends boyfriend multiple times.
Thinking about killing my best friends dog.
oh you know, the usual:
thoughts of raping a girl who is in my class.
wondering what the result would be if i shoved a chainsaw into someones head.
trying to figure out the physics of cracking someones skull with a teaspoon
Thoughts of refusing to move and eat out of horrible depression.
What my piss would taste like.
What my friend's cock looks like.
Thoughts of castrating the guy that raped my best friend back in high school who got acquitted 3 times for 3 different rape charges on 3 different girls including my friend. He was filthy rich so he could afford a good lawyer.
Cut my arm with a chainsaw, replace it with the saw, and hug random people = painfuly awesome
What it would feel like to cut off my cawk and beat my granma to death with it.
Well this morning i kept looking at this chick im my third lecture and kept just seeing myself fucking her brains out even when i was trying not to.
At work today i thought of shitting in the sink when i had to shit really bad just to piss off the janitor. I shat in the toilet, no worries.
I talked to my friend tyler asking him if i could bone his sister, and then he asked if my sister was hot and i briefly thought about boning my sister.....
Also last night i had a REALLY fucked up dream about me fucking a chick that exploded while i was banging her and i singed off my eyebrow only. And then i saw some weird like fma shit where i was like staring into a gate where there was like just eyes staring back me and then there were two naked chicks and their tits started growing. All of a sudden their heads turned into eyeballs and all their limbs rotted off black blood spewing everywhere. Then i woke up.
That's just all i can remember from today.
Sticking a needle into the shaft of my dick.
[QUOTE=Ted Gills;16953891]Sticking a needle into the shaft of my dick.[/QUOTE]
steak knife...
[QUOTE=Lostangeles4;16953899]steak knife...[/QUOTE]
A porcupine.
There's this one kid who sits next to me in this Driver's Ed class. He dresses like a hobo (I know he's no hobo, he has an iPhone and crap like that), and he's always coughing, or sniffling. He's about my size. He also smacks his lips for five whole minutes after he drinks [I]anything.[/I]
I had this idea of stabbing a railway spike into the skin on the back of his neck, pinning to the table with it, and [B][U][I]TEARING HIS JAW OFF WITH MY BARE HANDS.[/I][/U][/B] I also want to stick a finger up each of his nostrils and PULL until I separate his nose from his face, then say 'Oh, I though I would blow this for you. I guess i don't need to now, though, germsack!'. I cannot express how much I want to beat him to a pulp.
And this is all over his sinus problems. I'm a horrible excuse for a human being.
[QUOTE={FP}ST;16953912]There's this one kid who sits next to me in this Driver's Ed class. He dresses like a hobo (I know he's no hobo, he has an iPhone and crap like that), and he's always coughing, or sniffling. He's about my size. He also smacks his lips for five whole minutes after he drinks [I]anything.[/I]
I had this idea of stabbing a railway spike into the skin on the back of his neck, pinning to the table with it, and [B][U][I]TEARING HIS JAW OFF WITH MY BARE HANDS.[/I][/U][/B] I also want to stick a finger up each of his nostrils and PULL until I separate his nose from his face, then say 'Oh, I though I would blow this for you. I guess i don't need to now, though, germsack!'. I cannot express how much I want to beat him to a pulp.
And this is all over his sinus problems. I'm a horrible excuse for a human being.[/QUOTE]
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You don't get it. I [I]like[/I] being angry. I love the rush I get from it.
I was wondering what would it be like if Adolf Hitler was reincarnated and he was me.
If I could fit my phone through my mouth.
Getting in fights with everyone I see, I visualize the fight happening, what my first move would be, what I would do if they threw the first punch. Choking random people out, and what kinds of weapons are around to seriously injure someone. Where to escape if someone pulls out an automatic weapon.
I don't know why I think like that.
Also punching girls in the face and looking around to see how many people would get mad/ who would defend her and try to kill me.
The worst part about having a foot fetish is spraying Tinactin on my dick
Just now I thought of spilling my brother's drink all over his face and shirt by just smacking it at him. It was green kool-aid.
I want to stab the next guido I see in the eyes with my pocket knife.
God DAMMIT I want somebody at school to try and beat me up so I can inflict horrible life-altering injuries on them.
1. Reach into assailant's mouth
1. Grab jaw
1. PULL WITH ALL YOUR MIGHT
1. Beat assailant to death using his/her own jaw bone
I was wondering what it would be like to slit someone's throat with a broken cd. Just slowly by slowly..
I felt like getting off the bus to follow this one hot chick lol
I couldn't help but notice that my spanish teacher wears thongs.
I had recurring thoughts of the horrible way African Wild Dogs kill their prey, as seen on animal planet...
I would not want my asshole and genitals eaten while I was still conscious, or at all alive. :geno:
I thought about having sex with a 15yr old at my party this saturday. Should i do it?
[QUOTE=LPlovercam;16955346]I was wondering what it would be like to slit someone's throat with a broken cd. Just slowly by slowly..
I felt like getting off the bus to follow this one hot chick lol
I couldn't help but notice that my spanish teacher wears thongs.[/QUOTE]
Is she hot?
[QUOTE=RAWRrrr;16955438]I thought about having sex with a 15yr old at my party this saturday. Should i do it?[/QUOTE]
Is she hot?
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