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"Who's smug now bitches." -Unknown
"im crying. we are gonna be poor. oh fuck oh fuck i need to email garry and demand a refund"
[quote]One day you'll wake up and realize that you're pissing in a sea of piss[/quote] :buddy: guess who
"Done here" -Guess.
[QUOTE=Touhou;18051784]:buddy: guess who[/QUOTE] I know... the guy who banned himself when quoting me :D
[i]"Pissing in a Sea of Piss..."[/i] [tab]-Mikfoz (The Artful Codger)[/tab]
"Take your bad mood and turn it into a weapon, then kill yourself with it."
"Game Over"
"I will not tolerate moderators acting like little girls and I will not tolerate bitchfests between moderators." -Hezzy
"I like Garry's balls better." -Starce213 (?)
[quote]I'll take an AR3 [/quote] [quote]There's no such thing as an AR3. [/quote] [quote]Well see in the city, the place was lousy with AR3's. [/quote] [quote]No it wasn't. [/quote] [quote]Yes it was. [/quote] [quote]Ughh.. do you know what the secondary fire on the ar2 does? It kills hunters. How did you city folk kill hunters? [/quote] [quote]No it wa- Well do you know what the altfire on an AR2 does? Kills Hunters. [/quote] [quote]We sure as hell didn't use guns... We would just wrestle hunters to the ground with our bare hands. I used to kill ten, twenty a day just using my fists. [/quote] [quote]So you're gonna be PUNCHING Hunters out in the field? [/quote] [quote]In the field?! I'm not going out in the field! I'm a radio operator.[/quote] [quote]Get out. I will not continue this lesson until you leave. [/quote] Guess what thread that was from. A very recent thread.
"you know what, maybe i will name him billy."
"My Homoerotic Childhood, Or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Cock"
eat my fuc
In the "Robots are able to lie" thread: [quote=Smurfy]"Are you planning to take over the world?" "no"[/quote]
[QUOTE=chewybloke;18051858]"Done here" -Guess.[/QUOTE] a fag
[url]http://www.facepunch.com/showpost.php?p=18055392&postcount=18[/url] ^ This.
How do I shot web?
[quote=Verynicelady]I didn't save those nude pics of HARDCORERAPE to my hard drive, honestly![/quote] bahahahaha
i fuccked yo mmom!!!!
"Oh man, oh god, oh man, oh god". It's not from facepunch, but people actively use it here.
"I'm removing your admin, Stop getting hacked." -Garry
[QUOTE=Pr3dator;18069594]i fuccked yo mmom!!!![/QUOTE] I will always remember him for his awesome avatar. June 26 2008
UUUUUAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHHHH You'll know him. :v:
[QUOTE=Britishboy;18071412]UUUUUAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHHHH You'll know him. :v:[/QUOTE] Do it again pro!
I asked god if I could send a demons to your house and he responded FUCK YES
[QUOTE]Here, I prepared a monologue for you: "I can no longer sit back and allow Homosexual infiltration, Homosexual indoctrination, Homosexual subversion, and the international Homosexual conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids. " To answer the OP's question: 50%. I've had a girlfriend before, but I can go both ways, if you know what I mean I guess that would be "bisexual"?[/QUOTE] [QUOTE]no u seriosuly its not true. it waas all a troll. a hilarious troll. i was mad because you guis said i was the "trolling target" of the group" so i devised a plan to troll u guis hard. now u all think im bi, which is untrue. see, i troll u good. :hurr:[/QUOTE] guess who
[QUOTE=Omnimancer;18073097]guess who[/QUOTE] uh you? i dont know :downs:
[QUOTE=billyman;18073206]uh you? i dont know :downs:[/QUOTE] its a guy that got b& from oify, name starts with D
"Fuck you billy, I think your penis must be smaller than mine." "hurr three inches?"
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