Inspired by this thread:
[url]http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1325596[/url]
Our MBT:
[img]http://cakidur.files.wordpress.com/2011/09/tank-leopard-2sg-www-centurychina-com.jpg[/img]
Okay, this video basically sums up the entire military here:
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5fm76U2WKI[/media]
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/c2u8XlP.jpg?1[/IMG]
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/4ywqavf.jpg?1[/IMG]
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/5QLKqys.jpg?1[/IMG]
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/HIXeBf6.jpg?1[/IMG]
we are so bad in camouflage
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/WGrAfOA.jpg?1[/IMG]
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/XXQP3Tw.jpg?1[/IMG]
Patria AMV
[img_thumb]http://www.patria.fi/996dbb004378523db230b6d46f731a70/Patria+AMV+with+Kongsberg+&+IBD+AMAP+ADS.JPG[/img_thumb]
McDonnell Douglas F-18
[img_thumb]http://www.aviationnews.eu/blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/F-18C-HN-424.jpg[/img_thumb]
first ones that popped into my mind
Here are our combat-ready choppers.
[t]http://cdn.sella.co.nz/images/thumb/l/l/g/53lllg-640x500.jpg[/t]
(the version used in the vietnam war)
Here are our backup choppers
[t]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v125/drinkoften/JHM/NZ3706Bell47RNZAF3Sq1Ohakea20120331.jpg[/t]
(the version used in the [I]korean[/I] war)
Here are our top-of-the-line skyhawk jets
[t]http://sunlive.co.nz/assets/images/site/111027-classic-skyhawk.jpg[/t]
(After being mothballed and sold off)
And here are our tanks.
[t]http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-WRT2-SKFd74/Tp_Wh02S8fI/AAAAAAAABGo/18hzidpzx4Q/s1600/Water+tank+001.JPG[/t]
(the only thing that could conceivably be called "modern")
New Zealand. Where the goddamn livestock have more military power.
"hey guys we need a new assault truck, what do you think?"
"Lets get rid of the doors and the roof, add some more wheels and a fuckload of guns."
[img]http://www.remlr.com/photos/pics2/lrpv_afg11_big.jpg[/img]
[t]http://www.remlr.com/photos/pics2/lrpv_afg5_big.jpg[/t]
[img]http://htftp.offroadsz.com/lubashki777/Kamioni%20i%20drugi%204x4%20i%206x6/12945_105099396169405_100000080358382_155049_2280008_n.jpg[/img]
[img]http://www.landroverclub.net/Club/Defender/6x6_Perentie2.jpg[/img]
Unfortunately these fuckwits want to replace the land rover with a bloody mercedes G-Wagon or some other stupid shit
[editline]19th November 2013[/editline]
[t]http://i1.ytimg.com/vi/g45KiHlPpQc/maxresdefault.jpg[/t]
This looks like fucking shit, its like something that should be at a safari
[IMG]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/9e/Irish_Army_Mowag_Piranha.jpg[/IMG]
[IMG]http://i991.photobucket.com/albums/af33/roykinsella/IrishArmyRG-32M7.jpg[/IMG]
[IMG]http://on-target-aviation.com/Assetts/images/IAC%20June%2008/IAC%2011JUNE08%20062%20AW139%20277%20800.jpg[/IMG]
We pretty much use the Mowag for a lot of roles, there are around 5 or 6 variants in use at the moment, I've only seen 3 though. Those Jeeps are relatively recent too, they are South African.
Soviet made 2S1 bought from east-germany into finnish army. I was a driver of one of these when i was in the army.
[IMG]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/0a/122_PSH_74.jpg/800px-122_PSH_74.jpg[/IMG]
And here is BMP-2 in finnish colors.
[IMG]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/6/60/BMP-2.JPG/800px-BMP-2.JPG[/IMG]
Our Slovenian army consists of:
M84 tanks:
[t]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/sl/6/6f/Tank_M-84.JPG[/t]
M55-S tanks:
[t]http://www.slovenskavojska.si/typo3temp/pics/t_d10d717657.jpg[/t]
BVP M-80:
[t]http://www.postanivojak.si/fileadmin/content/image_galeries/Poklici_Karjera/Oklepne_Enote/BVP_M-80_2.JPG[/t]
136 (complete waste of money) of Svarun 8×8 (equippted with either a 40mm grenade launcher and 12.7mm machine gun OR just the 12.7mm machine gun)
[t]http://www.slovenskavojska.si/typo3temp/pics/s_9b4a35f3ab.jpg[/t]
And a bunch of standard 4x4 Hummer vehicles and 6x6 Valuk vehicles.
We do not have a single jet fighter, but we have a few of these (:v:) :
[t]http://www.slovenskavojska.si/typo3temp/pics/p_4514ec56ab.jpg[/t]
We also lack of any combat helicopters, only transport, so I won't list them.
Air defence (Roland II):
[t]http://www.slovenskavojska.si/typo3temp/pics/r_d627473f29.jpg[/t]
And to finish, our only "battleship" Triglav 11:
[t]http://www.postanivojak.si/fileadmin/content/image_galeries/Poklici_Karjera/Pomorstvo/Triglav/VNL_Triglav_11.JPG[/t]
[thumb]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/a5/Canadian_Light_Armored_Vehicle_at_the_Calgary_Stampede%2C_2007.jpg[/thumb]
Crew going to buffet
We have these things. A lot of them.
[thumb]http://www.puolustusvoimat.fi/wcm/670e670045cefdfbab27eb6faf5786d9/21-2008-104.jpg?MOD=AJPERES&CACHEID=670e670045cefdfbab27eb6faf5786d9[/thumb]
My dad worked on this mobile drone transporter.
[IMG]http://images.gizmag.com/hero/boeing_hel_md.jpg[/IMG]
but it didn't have the large laser mirror at the top.
[URL="http://www.boeing.com/boeing/bds/a_to_z.page"]Here[/URL] is a page that shows what Boeing built for the military too
MRAPS don't mess around.
[t]http://www.peocscss.army.mil/Images/PM%20MRAP/DVIDS_391677.jpg[/t]
[t]http://image.4wheeloffroad.com/f/27390460/131_1001_02_z%20mrap_military_vehicles%20mrap_cougar.jpg[/t]
It's like a semi truck M1 Abrams humvee.
[QUOTE=Daniel Smith;42903055][thumb]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/a5/Canadian_Light_Armored_Vehicle_at_the_Calgary_Stampede%2C_2007.jpg[/thumb]
Crew going to buffet[/QUOTE]
My pet peeve: people balancing their empty drink bottles in random places instead of walking to a trash can that's maybe 10 feet away.
[img]http://img.thesun.co.uk/aidemitlum/archive/01072/ridgeback_682_1072076a.jpg[/img]
[img]http://media.defenceindustrydaily.com/images/LAND_Jackal_TSV-L_Coyote_lg.jpg[/img]
[img]http://farm7.staticflickr.com/6070/6030116609_4bb90a62bd_o.jpg[/img]
[img]http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2009/7/3/1246618497966/viking-armoured-vehicle-001.jpg[/img]
and who can forget
TROJAN
[img]http://img130.imageshack.us/img130/436/trojan1ix0.jpg[/img]
[img]http://www.armedforces.co.uk/army/listings/trojan_1b.jpg[/img]
[img]http://www.armyrecognition.com/images/stories/europe/united_kingdom/main_battle_tank/trojan/pictures/Trojan_engineer_tracked_armoured_vehicle_tank_mine_clearance_obstacles_battlefield_British_army_United_Kingdom_010.jpg[/img]
fucking destroyer of worlds, eater of landmines, teeth and shit
c. 1812
[t]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/2f/USS_Constitution_underway,_August_19,_2012_by_Castle_Island_cropped.jpg[/t]
c. 1864
[img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/09/Uss_Cairo_h61568.jpg[/img]
c.1918
[img]http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_pPsuc9rvU4Y/TDTQUU98BmI/AAAAAAAABug/d_GARqGhmWY/s1600/wwi-razzle-dazzle-ship-1.jpg[/img]
c. 1945
[img]http://www.chuckhawks.com/usswisco.jpg[/img]
c. 2013
[t]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/be/US_Navy_071116-N-7883G-236_The_aircraft_carrier_USS_Kitty_Hawk_(CV_63)_and_other_American_and_Japan_Maritime_Self-Defense_Forces_(JMSDF)_ships_transit_together_at_the_end_of_ANNUALEX_19G,_the_maritime_component_of_the_U.S.-Japa.jpg[/t]
We are getting these babies soon. M113 PMVG5:
[img]http://drupal-images.tv2.dk/sites/images.tv2.dk/files/t2img/2013/10/22/960x540/1778154-34066697-b14db995f86f63e2d545f3865f31a2ea.jpeg[/img]
Im a technical consultant working with the G4 on a daily basis, and oh boy do I look forward to the G5.
this counts as a vehicle right
it has an engine
[img]http://www.armedforces-int.com/upload/image_files/Army-Field-Kitchens-and-Military-Cooking-Stations.jpg[/img]
the FK2000, also lovingly called "heckler & koch fuckin' kitchen 2000"
as I was a cook during my conscription I got very familiar with this lovable piece of shit
the main design attractions include a diesel burner for heating your food, with the thought of wartime diesel scarcity never crossing the designers mind
it can also [I]theoretically [/I] be heated by burning wood but every field test has ended with a burned husk of a mobile kitchen (lovingly called Inferno 2000) and a group of very frightened conscripts
other features include an axle that will break under any bump higher than two centimeters, an engine loud enough to trip over-the-horizon anti-ICBM radar arrays at Moscow and nonexistent fuel preheating sure to make it the favorite of any Finnish conscript who is frantically trying to make morning porridge for a group of generals
also it leaks diesel everywhere so you better hope your colonel likes his mashed potatoes smelling like they came from the next middle-eastern country "harboring" WMDs
it does have three plugs though so you can charge your smartphones while masturbating into 300 liters of pea soup waiting to be served to a couple hundred of your hungry countrymen
Challenger 2 Main Battle Tank.
[QUOTE]The Challenger 2 (CR2) is the British Army's battle proven main battle tank, it replaced the Challenger 1 that served with distinction on operations in the Gulf War and the Balkans. 227 out of 407 Challenger 2 tanks remain in operational service, the rest have been placed in storage. Despite many years of hard fighting in urban combat, not one tank or crewman has ever been lost to enemy fire and is reputed to have the toughest armour of any MBT in the world.[/QUOTE]
[IMG]http://www.army-technology.com/projects/challenger2/images/chal1.jpg[/IMG]
AS-90
[IMG]http://www.people.com.cn/media/200205/16/NewsMedia_180119.jpg[/IMG]
Westland Lynx AH7
[QUOTE]The Westland Lynx is a battlefield utility helicopter although it has been used for both anti–tank and reconnaissance operations. The addition of door gunners has allowed Lynx to operate in the very close air support role. The AH7 aircraft are going to be replaced by 34 Wildcat. The AH9s have been upgraded to AH9A standard. The Lynx is renowned for its agility and versatility in almost any role while also being the fastest service helicopter in the world.[/QUOTE]
[IMG]http://www.airpowerworld.info/helicopters/westland-lynx-helicopter.jpg[/IMG]
[QUOTE=Araknid;42902431]
Unfortunately these fuckwits want to replace the land rover with a bloody mercedes G-Wagon or some other stupid shit
[editline]19th November 2013[/editline]
[t]http://i1.ytimg.com/vi/g45KiHlPpQc/maxresdefault.jpg[/t]
This looks like fucking shit, its like something that should be at a safari[/QUOTE]
It may look like shit to you, but if you've ever been in Army Rovers they're usually beat to fuck and in dire need of replacement. That and I believe the replacements can haul even more kit.
[img]http://www.armyvehicles.dk/images/vwm253ambu_1.jpg[/img]
[sp]i know the flag says america, but i'm 100% danish and raised that way (just in the us)[/sp]
More serious Post over 'ere!
Kampfpanzer Leopard 2A5 with Rheinmetall 120-mm-Glattrohrkanone L/55 (Main Battle Tank Leopard 2A5) :
[IMG]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/2/24/Leopard_2_A5_der_Bundeswehr.jpg/300px-Leopard_2_A5_der_Bundeswehr.jpg[/IMG]
Spähpanzer Fennek (Recon Tank Fennek) : [IMG]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/47/Fennek-vorn_%28hell%29.jpg[/IMG]
Dad was a Commander in this One: Schützenpanzer Marder 1A5 (IFV Marder)[IMG]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/8/8a/BundeswehrMarderA5.jpg/800px-BundeswehrMarderA5.jpg[/IMG]
Last but not Least the Tornado IDS of the German Luftwaffe:
[IMG]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/7/70/German_Panavia_Tornado.JPG/800px-German_Panavia_Tornado.JPG[/IMG]
These fly over my House Regularily with [B]Afterburner[/B]