• Upgrade your butt
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If you could enhance and upgrade your butt, what additions and features would you add?
a self-wiping function
a function where my farts could propel me into the air
Print chocolate
anti-gravity cushions
storage cabinet
seal
Railgun [editline]yes[/editline] Yeah that's right, electromagnetically propelled shit.
Gold mine
-merge why-
The ability to play different tunes when I fart.
a atomizer field so I never need to poo.
Automatic enema. Perfect for anal.
A poop chute portal to go wherever I choose So whenever I poop I could make it go into someones lap that I really don't like
A store for a pocket pistol if I need to shoot someone at card table distances. That, or a miniature Cornish game hen farm.
Automatic climate control; leather seats are now always the correct arse temperature!
Smoke screen functionality.
Butt-to-Butt memory transfer.
On command diahrea no wiping needed
I don't need a butt upgrade, I need a butt patch. My sealed abscess still itches sometimes.
free wifi
Cloud support
It'd be like a japanese toilet Self cleaning and warm
A small personal buttler. When I summon him, my ass cheeks open like a door, and out he comes, ready to do anything I ask him to.
wheels
microwave
A fart noise/smell suppressor, and a shit vaporizer so I don't have to use the bathroom to dump.
A tail.
Add a cushion to the back, so wherever I'm sitting, it's always comfortable.
Wow this isn't gta
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