Quote dumb people who have said dumb things to you.
Today, five minutes ago, a friend of mine asked me what the Big Bang was. :effort:
[QUOTE=Yoces;24662516]Quote dumb people who have said dumb things to you.
Today, five minutes ago, a friend of mine asked me what the Big Bang was. :effort:[/QUOTE]
When I talk about MP3 players and then move onto talking about the iPod, dumbasses keep interrupting me and telling me they aren't MP3 players. I feel like my school is the capital of Dumbfuckistan.
[QUOTE=Corey_Faure;24662870]When I talk about MP3 players and then move onto talking about the iPod, dumbasses keep interrupting me and telling me they aren't MP3 players. I feel like my school is the capital of Dumbfuckistan.[/QUOTE]
An ipod isn't a mp3 player. What are you on about, your friends are right.
Obligatory "RAM vs. HDD" memory post.
[QUOTE=poopsicle;24662958]An ipod isn't a mp3 player. What are you on about, your friends are right.[/QUOTE]
Get your facts straight, boyo. All iDevices can play .MP3 files.
[QUOTE=Yoces;24663783]Get your facts straight, boyo. All iDevices can play .MP3 files.[/QUOTE]
But it's not "just" an MP3 play. I think that's what the whole point of it was. I've had those too, and the whole "the monitor is the computer" thing as well, several times.
[QUOTE=Ayra;24663815]But it's not "just" an MP3 play. I think that's what the whole point of it was. I've had those too, and the whole "the monitor is the computer" thing as well, several times.[/QUOTE]
Oh. Well, that's just retarded. :colbert:
The day before the first day of college for my brother, he asked me which of his text books he bought goes to what class.
:geno:
"Who the hell is Arnold Schwarzenegger?"
:argh:
Not really a stupid one but one nonetheless that happened today.
Guy in class: "Hey Omar [insert retarded thing about Omar here]"
Omar: "Why are you acting like an idiot?"
Me: "What made you think he was acting?"
Friend: My phone died and won't come back to life. It's so stupid. It basically won't charge at all
Me: Did you plug it in (kind of cut off)
Friend: Oh yeah! Chargers not plugged in. Fail.
"Man has never been on the moon!"
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"The yes needs the no to win against the no"
Some French politician trying to talk english.
Bushisms:
10) "Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream." —LaCrosse, Wis., Oct. 18, 2000
9) "I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family." —Greater Nashua, N.H., Jan. 27, 2000
8) "I hear there's rumors on the Internets that we're going to have a draft." —second presidential debate, St. Louis, Mo., Oct. 8, 2004
7) "I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully." —Saginaw, Mich., Sept. 29, 2000
6) "You work three jobs? … Uniquely American, isn't it? I mean, that is fantastic that you're doing that." —to a divorced mother of three, Omaha, Nebraska, Feb. 4, 2005
5) "Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB-GYNs aren't able to practice their love with women all across this country." —Poplar Bluff, Mo., Sept. 6, 2004
4) "They misunderestimated me." —Bentonville, Ark., Nov. 6, 2000
3) "Rarely is the questioned asked: Is our children learning?" —Florence, S.C., Jan. 11, 2000
2) "Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." —Washington, D.C., Aug. 5, 2004
1) "There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again." —Nashville, Tenn., Sept. 17, 2002
Once I went to the hospital to check on my left pinkie (it turned out I had a torn muscle, but it's alright)... while we were waiting, my brother said "I want to go to the restroom/toilets, being the pussy he is he couldn't ask anybody. So I went along and asked a receptionist. He said "take the corridor over there, it should be the first door on your left. When we got there, there was a door that had this sign on it: [img]http://d3b9cwalzc5eko.cloudfront.net/stock-photos-gents-toilet-symbol-bathroom-pixmac-4881061.jpg[/img]
except it was wordless.
He looked at it for a second, then looked at me and said "Is this the restroom, Ahmed?
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My brother is the mayor of idiotville
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