• Dead or Alive 5 Collector's Edition includes bikinis (of course)
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I'm going to buy this. For research.
Oh man i can't wait to watch chicks in bikinis get punched through walls and stuff. Nothing says hot like broken bones and blood.
Oh I thought the collector's edition came with an actual set of bikinis in the box. That would have been puzzling to say the least.
Thats pretty evil. Giving the best content in the game to special edition buyers. Its going to make the gamestop pre-order even more awkward.
The totally unnecessary "only female fighters" specification made me imagine Bayman in a bikini. Doing his bone-snap moves. With a completely serious look on his face.
I remember reading a magazine review of the volleyball version of this game when I was little. Thats when my interest in women started happening, it was so weird and confusing to me
I'm hoping DoA5 will be a good game, I don't want it to be bad like Ninja Gaiden 3.
This game main gimmick is hot sexy women with big breast and beautiful bodies.
[QUOTE=BCell;36662068]This game main gimmick is hot sexy women with big breast and beautiful bodies.[/QUOTE] It has gained that reputation, and they've milked it to sell more(damn you volleyball), but in reality, it really isn't any more of the main gimmick in the game than most fighters. Soul Calibur? Tekken? Street Fighter? Basically the same thing as far as the female characters go.
DoA is alright but I don't think it's that well balanced, I've seen a few competitive matches and everyone plays Hayabusa, Kasumi, Hayate and Helena.
[QUOTE=imasillypiggy;36655057]Thats pretty evil. Giving the best content in the game to special edition buyers. Its going to make the gamestop pre-order even more awkward.[/QUOTE] Clearly you've never seen a Dead or Alive game. The final unlockable costume is always, [I]always[/I] an outfit that's literally string.
Good to see Team Ninja hasn't abandoned the pattern where they make a game, someone asks for an example of misrepresentation of women in video games, and you can point at it and say "that".
[QUOTE=ashxu;36674333]DoA is alright but I don't think it's that well balanced, I've seen a few competitive matches and everyone plays Hayabusa, Kasumi, Hayate and Helena.[/QUOTE] Dead or Alive isn't made for competitive play it's made [del]so you can have a wank[/del] to have a bit of fun.
[QUOTE=ashxu;36674333]DoA is alright but I don't think it's that well balanced, I've seen a few competitive matches and everyone plays Hayabusa, Kasumi, Hayate and Helena.[/QUOTE] Sounds like Street Fighter 3.
[t]http://andriasang.com/con1pz/doa5_screens/images/242cq/full.jpg[/t] Would bang hard.
I was ready for the hilariousness of it coming with a real woman's bikini which would only be owned by girlfriends and very awkward men. In game bikini is a lot less hilarious and a lot more rage inducing.
Can they just rename the series "Boing", and be done with it?
$80 could get me much better porn than this sad excuse
[QUOTE=ashxu;36674333]DoA is alright but I don't think it's that well balanced, I've seen a few competitive matches and everyone plays Hayabusa, Kasumi, Hayate and Helena.[/QUOTE] Hopefully, they'll finally remove the ability to spam combo breakers constantly (yes, I know they're called "holds") . It was ridiculous in DoA4.
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