I either wet myself or jizzed myself and I'm too afraid to check.
Go on.
I have a problem with people bumping their own threads.
I would like to tell you but i'm too reserved with my feelings
i recently killed a monkey with a banana and now i cant sleep, should i be worried?
the pee or jizz is starting to eat through my pants!
I'm sexually confused
I take anti depressants and still get LOW four months after me and my girlfriend of 1.7 years broke UP
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I'm a fur-
Wait, that isn't a problem! :3:
I say that I'm things I'm not.
I'm not serching for love, and I'm afraid I never will be serching for it.
[QUOTE=NanoXax67;21239342]I'm a fur-
Wait, that isn't a problem! :3:[/QUOTE]
I can abort people after they are born.
Your parents have requested I do that.
I'm a smartass, a very clever smartass. If you try to beat my with words in person, you don't stand a chance. I will never loose.
[QUOTE=PX1K;21240638]I'm a smartass, a very clever smartass. If you try to beat my with words in person, you don't stand a chance. I will never loose.[/QUOTE]
I'll never beat your with words, unless I have a reason to.
I'm stuck in a one-way relationship with an older girl, and I feel really strongly about her... :sigh:, I seem to be posting this everywhere...
I go on this internet forum called "Facepunch"
I just don't feel as optimistic as I used to.
I fap to my avatar.
I shaved my pubes for my boyfriend and now my crotch itches like fuck
[QUOTE=sgtdist;21244038]I fap to my avatar.[/QUOTE]
I fap to his avatar.
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