Well, I was just sitting in my house, minding my business, then next thing I know. There is a knife on me, and I'm in places of a Navy base that civilians aren't supposed to be in. True story.
[QUOTE=Rebi;31155631]Well, I was just sitting in my house, minding my business, then next thing I know. There is a knife on me, and I'm in places of a Navy base that civilians aren't supposed to be in. True story.[/QUOTE]
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I went on facepunch and saw this guy called "YourFriendJoe" making a lot of dumb threads to boost his posts, I than fapped until the end of time.
True story.
Don't we have a thread for this?
I was online fapping to gay lesbian furry dragon rule 34 rape porn and then I turned into a Dog and licked my asshole.
True story
[QUOTE=BlueYoshi;31159377]I went on facepunch and saw this guy called "YourFriendJoe" making a lot of dumb threads to boost his posts, I than fapped until the end of time.
True story.[/QUOTE]
Really?I saw that guy one time.Total ass.
true story
Nothing happened.
True Story.
I joined Facepunch.
Had a lucid dream and waked up suddenly, couldn't move for a bit but could still hear shit.
Creepy.
I actually showed my dick to a 13 year old girl, i'm 13.
:ChrisHansenismadbro.:
[QUOTE=BlueYoshi;31159377]I went on facepunch and saw this guy called "YourFriendJoe" making a lot of dumb threads to boost his posts, I than fapped until the end of time.
True story.[/QUOTE]
Than.
[QUOTE=BLUcody;31164092]Had a lucid dream and waked up suddenly, couldn't move for a bit but could still hear shit.
Creepy.[/QUOTE]
Woke up, sleep paralysis still in effect, experienced hypnagogic hallucinations. Happened to me a few weeks ago. Shit can be terrifying.
When I had a weird fucking dream as if I was in a cryo tube/surgery table and as if this world was fucking virtual reality, I woke up and holy fuck, my heart was beating so extreeeeeemely fast I thought I was getting a heart attack.
[QUOTE=Daniellynet;31164629]When I had a weird fucking dream as if I was in a cryo tube/surgery table and as if this world was fucking virtual reality, I woke up and holy fuck, my heart was beating so extreeeeeemely fast I thought I was getting a heart attack.[/QUOTE]
maybe because of your surgery....maybe it was real
Well, I got on livejasmin one night, and I started a conversation with some chick on there named "FetishQueen". Everyone left though, so it got pretty awkward fast.
One time I woke up in my friend's backyard with a gallon of milk. I wasn't over there the night before or anything, I fell asleep in my bed, and woke up a block away with a gallon of milk at my feet.
My haouse was invaded by skeletons and they popped out and it was mean so i told them to leave but they didn't so i called an exterminator
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[QUOTE=theseltsamone;31166497]One time I woke up in my friend's backyard with a gallon of milk. I wasn't over there the night before or anything, I fell asleep in my bed, and woke up a block away with a gallon of milk at my feet.[/QUOTE]
The REAL question is, was the milk fresh?
True story.
True story.
I see a dead girl hanging from a nuse in my front yard tree from time to time.
True story.
I once exploded in public.
True Story
Hallucinated all day because I didn't wake up right... Sleep Paralysis and forcing yourself awake during REM sleep does that.... Hippo was in my kitchen, Aliens in my living room, Banana tree growing in my room.... Worst day ever....
Welp I smoked some mad weed out of a makeshift water bottle bong, and got high for the first time.
I was pacing up and down the hallway at my grandmother's (empty) vacation home for two hours. I was walking [b]extremely[/b] weird, with an extremely jerky motion. I blinked 100 times a second. Songs and music came into my head, new music I'd composed on the spot. I was so fucked up my friends got weirded out and left.
Then my mom came to check on the house, and, having discovered that by concentrating very hard, I could stop these effects, I did just that. She probably figured out what I was doing, and left. She's weird and permissive like that.
I continued pacing for several more hours, then I died on the couch, woke up some time later, and walked home.
I woke up in my little brothers bed. (after he left apparently)
Had a dream where I was fucking some girl and then her body turned around like a fucking doll and she walked away while I said "No, dont go!"
i stuck a toothpick under my toenail and kicked a wall really hard
true story
I was born
True story
I had a lucid dream in which I created 10 of myself and practiced Yugioh.
It was really fucking cool.
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