• Post your favourite Soviet Russia jokes!
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ok ill start it In Soviet Russia, Sandvich noms you!
in soviet russia, thread makes bad person!
[QUOTE=ashxu;23427440]in soviet russia, thread makes bad person![/QUOTE] i know thats insulting to me but that made me laugh
Roses are red, violets are blue, in Soviet Russia, poems write you.
In Soviet Russia, there is no opposite.
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[QUOTE=ashxu;23427440]in soviet russia, thread makes bad person![/QUOTE] you are a good person
in west you may code expression 2 in soviet russia, expression 2 codes YOU!
In soviet russia, tv watches you
while on bike russia rides you ! in soviat russia vodka drinks you! in soviat russia pies it you!
In soviet russia horrible thread makes OP
In Soviet Russia bottles come in milk.
In Soviet Russia, road forks you!
In Soviet Russia, internet uploads porn to YOU!
In soviet Russia, CD burns you!
In soviet russia, microphones speaks to you!
Soviet russia jokes are rarely funny. But on the odd occasion...
In Soviet Russia, porn watches you! In Soviet russia, PC plays you! In Soviet Russia Car Drives you! In Soviet Russia, remote controls you! In Soviet Russia, you don't make joke, joke make you! In Soviet Russia you eat zombie!
in soviet Russia, valve hammer editor mappes you
In Soviet Russia, God created mankind!
In Soviet Russia, FUCK YOU MOTHERFUCKIN'.
Old threads ftw. :v: [QUOTE=OrDnAs;16912184]lol really? [img]http://th02.deviantart.net/fs14/300W/f/2007/041/6/d/In_Soviet_Russia____by_RainbowJerk.png[/img][/QUOTE]
in soviet Russia, air breathe you!
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This one is pretty good. One of my favourites. В Советской России, не пить водку. Водочных напитков Вас!
[QUOTE=MILKE;23434503]This one is pretty good. One of my favourites. В Советской России, не пить водку. Водочных напитков Вас![/QUOTE] in english please
[QUOTE=thenecronlord;23434543]in english please[/QUOTE] In Soviet Russia vodka drinks you. Basically.
Actually it is: In soviet russia, you don't drink the vodka. The vodka drinks you!
In Soviet Russia, these jokes are still funny!
In Soviet Russia, children rape the pedophile
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