If you could turn this into that, What would it be.

[Hoboharry]

Title says it all. Sort of.
Example: User: If i could turn burgers into kool-aid...
Below user: You would be filthy. If i could ''words''
And so it goes on
If i could turn dirt into gold..

[pie_is_good]

Than you could sell it for money.

If I could turn air into wood...

[ironman17]

It'd be weak.

If I could turn blood into petrol...

[Hoboharry]

You would make humans living fuel.

If i could turn sperm into silver..

[Execro]

Then you would be infertile.

If I could turn water to wine..

[gman003-main]

You'll end up executed for treason.

If I could turn ugly chicks into supermodels...

[ironman17]

You'd be an alchemist pimp.

If I could turn elephants into microwaves...

[Hoboharry]

The world would have much more fertile food.

If i could make skulls become demons..

[Jamsponge]

Then the world would have a lot of demons in it.
If I could make low-res things hi-res...

[♠️♥️♦️♣️]

Your computer couldn't handle the graphics.
If I could turn my appearance into another's...

(Preparing for "You'd be a spy.")

[gman003-main]

You'd end up spending most of your time as Angelina Jolie.

If I could turn textiles into vapor...

[PiddlezMcFuzz]

Then you would die of mesothelioma.

If I could turn grass into nails...

[DrBones]

Then you would have no feet.
If I could turn molehills into mountains...

[phlexiglass]

You'd overreact.
If I could turn my penis into a vagina...

[gman003-main]

You'd make a small fortune in Japan.

If I could turn Twilight into Nosferatu...

[sam.clarke]

Instead of turning shit to gold, I'd just turn it straight into cash, saves you the effort of having to sell the gold. If gold is what you want, then use your money to buy the gold. Win-win.

[Hoboharry]

Okay.

If i could turn masturbation into free sex..

[PivotDJ]

-snip-

[NateDude]

If I could turn myself into someone that woman find attractive...
(more so, anyway. I'm not ugly)

[PiddlezMcFuzz]

Then gays would also be attracted to you.

If I could turn plastic into dirt...

[ironman17]

It'd be biodegradable mush.

If I could turn blood into mana...

[Askaris]

You'd be some kind of magical vampire.

if I could turn water into heavy water...

[HazeFyer23]

Then everything would all weigh more.

If I could turn skittles into gold....

[Cheltastic]

Then you could not savour them anymore

If I could turn everyone into hot naked chicks that want to fuck me

[Killerkyogre]

You would have sex then get aids.

If I could turn people into Gabe.

[Cheltastic]

Then there would be so many fat jokes that EP3 will no be possible even in 1000 years

If I could turn everyone into hot naked chicks that want to fuck me without any STD's :smug:

[HazeFyer23]

Then you will die of exhaustion.

If I could turn everyone's avatar into mine.....

[Hoboharry]

Everybody would be treated the same.

If i could turn garbage into pizza...