Describe a Terrible Game, Make it sound as good as possible - General

We already had one, I decided to make the opposite.

There is this game called Plumbers don't Wear Ties. Wonderful, its golden. It cycles through a bunch of slides, accompanied by audio, like the film rolls that your teachers would put in, and operate by hand. This shows that it doesn't need to even have moving objects or graphics for it to have its awesome effect on you.

Ever heard of Modern Warfare 3? Its graphics are better than Counter Strike 1.6, and instead of aiming through a bunch of crosshairs, you aim through the sights of the actual gun itself! It also features a lot better gameplay with perks and killstreaks to help you kill people, and you don't have to wait to respawn in the official gamemodes. Also, it has a story!!

Train Simulator is awesome! This is the future of gaming! You don't even need to bother yourself playing it - you can do whatever you like while the train does all work just for you! Don't you hate when in games everyone is asking something from you while you play games just to relax after a hard day? If this is not enough, you should try DLC. Each of the 103 (!!!) DLC contains something unique - so you can expand your expeirence forever.

Imagine this, you're just a regular dude-guy who goes about his day like you normally would. Take that and then add in the fact that you have insane killer super powers almost [b]too much for your console to handle.[/b] Your objective is to fight your arch nemesis in full:[h2]3D ENVIRONMENTS[/h2] if you're not sold yet you game-junkie, let these radical [b]IN-GAME[/b] [i][u]screen[/i] shots[/u] do the trick [img]http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_l67x5TGxBUA/TGFsaaRml2I/AAAAAAAAAYo/swPccr9J3vs/s1600/superman64_1.jpg[/img]

So kids, i hear you like sonic the hedgehog? Well then, you'll love... [B]SONIC THE HEDGEHOG![/B] [sp]Explosions gunfire and muffled rap music is heard[/sp] No more casual gaming, now the difficulty is ramped up so much, that you can die just from failing to control the character correctly! Play three stunning campaigns as Sonic, Not-Sonic, and OC do not steal! Additional, fanservice for all you Zoophiles out there.

You pick a truck to go on a high speed race. You whiz through checkpoints, buildings, bridges anything with 18 wheels of thunder! You can go infinite speeds [sp]backwards[/sp] and leave the mortal plane of existance. From the producer of the War Z comes... [B]BIG RIGS: OVER THE ROAD RACING[/B]

Do you like to go fast? Well, this game lets you go faster than you can handle! [img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/d/d1/Sonic_the_Hedgehog_Next-Gen_Box_Art.JPG/256px-Sonic_the_Hedgehog_Next-Gen_Box_Art.JPG[/img] Set in a sprawling open world filled to the brim with fun, challenging missions to complete, this game offers variety like no other. Even if you tire of going fast, you can play through one of the other campaigns and get an entirely new experience! Did I mention this game has a story? Filled with cool characters, interesting and complicated interweaving subplots, and time travel, you'll be thinking about this game long after you've completed it. With state-of-the-art realistic graphics and physics, don't even try convincing yourself not to buy this game; it's no use!

[IMG]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/ac/FastFoodTycoonSmall.jpg[/IMG] It's a game.

Mortal Kombat:Armageddon Make any Mortal Kombat matchup! Ever wanted to see Sektor take on Shujinko? Nobody fucking wants that. Play as Shao Kahn instead.

No red, green, blue ending choice.

[img_thumb]http://theparanoidgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/CODMW3_X360.jpg[/img_thumb] This game is just like MW2, you know how to play the game out the box if you've played MW2 before! No more frustration in learning how to play the game from scratch, and no confusing new controls! Guarenteed or your money back!* *Conditions applied, satisfaction guarantees are only valid within 15 seconds after purchasing the game.

[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;39827757]I liked that game. :([/QUOTE] To be fair it was alright, it was just the only one I could think of.

[QUOTE=Hatley;39821322]Mortal Kombat:Armageddon Make any Mortal Kombat matchup! Ever wanted to see Sektor take on Shujinko? Nobody fucking wants that. Play as Shao Kahn instead.[/QUOTE] BS. Everyone always plays as themselves.

A first person shooter where you go back in time to various conflicts throughout history to kill dudes in order to fix the time stream. The demo alone involves mowing down confederate soldiers with a futuristic assault rifle. It's a shame Darkest of Days wasn't particularly good.

Call Of Duty Black Ops 2. This game has it all; graphics, killstreaks, quickscopes, dolphin-dives, EVERYTHING! It is the most innovative installment in the Call of Duty series so far. The campaign has a unique futuristic setting, the award-winning zombie mode has returned, and the multiplayer community is excellent. Call of Duty Black Ops 2 features music from top artists such as Skrillex and Avenged Sevenfold. Game of the Year, no, Game of the Century. Buy it now!

You're Sigmund Freud, but in space. You solve people's daddy issues. Sounds way more playable, and accurate, than the actual description of Mass Effect 2.

You pick from several characters and fight your way through crowds of zombie on an island in a mix of Left 4 Dead and Borderlands. DEAD ISLAND

Okay, so you begin this game at rock fucking bottom. I mean you are a single celled organism that must reproduce and evolve in the primordial ooze. Sounds boring? NOAP then you evolve fins and eyes and eventually, you're a fuckin badass fish that either eats other fish, or plants. You choose! Eventually you can evolve some legs and walk your fancy derrière onto dry land. Then you teach your organisms society and culture and get to kick the living shit out of other tribes. Soon you advance in technology and develop cities and vehicles. Before you know it, you conquer the world, engineering your vehicles and buildings to look exactly the way you want them too. Now here is the coolest part. You go into SPACE! That's right chuckleheads, space. You build a god damn rocket ship and fly around the cosmos talking to aliens and stealing mutant cow things and terraforming planets. And when your solar system needs you it's easy and fun to travel back and help them.

[QUOTE=peabrain101;39831333]Okay, so you begin this game at rock fucking bottom. I mean you are a single celled organism that must reproduce and evolve in the primordial ooze. Sounds boring? NOAP then you evolve fins and eyes and eventually, you're a fuckin badass fish that either eats other fish, or plants. You choose! Eventually you can evolve some legs and walk your fancy derrière onto dry land. Then you teach your organisms society and culture and get to kick the living shit out of other tribes. Soon you advance in technology and develop cities and vehicles. Before you know it, you conquer the world, engineering your vehicles and buildings to look exactly the way you want them too. Now here is the coolest part. You go into SPACE! That's right chuckleheads, space. You build a god damn rocket ship and fly around the cosmos talking to aliens and stealing mutant cow things and terraforming planets. And when your solar system needs you it's easy and fun to travel back and help them.[/QUOTE] Now I'm sad.

You play as a lone cowboy on a mission in the bad lands to retrieve what is lawfully yours...a womans' virginity and you'll get it no matter what it takes... Custers Revenge....