Post Your Omegle Conversations. - General

[url]http://omegle.com[/url] If you don't know what Omegle is, it's a program that allows you to chat with random people located anywhere in the world. Have a conversation, say weird stuff, post it here. Stranger: hey You: This is an agent of the FBI. We have evidence that illegal files are located on your computer. Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: are you from unc chapel hill You: can you rape me Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: are you student? You: yes, 14 years old You: you? Stranger: really? i'm 19old You: yes really Stranger: you are cute angel~ what the fuck?!

Stranger: hi You: ih Stranger: from You: morf Stranger: china You: anihc Stranger: what You: tahw Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: Hello Stranger: hi You: what's up Stranger: great Stranger: u? Then I got bored and disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: twist my nipples Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: hey You: hi Stranger: where u from You: Europe Stranger: lol You: u? Stranger: what country in europe You: A country Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[QUOTE=flarrm;19272368][url]http://omegle.com[/url] Stranger: hey You: This is an agent of the FBI. We have evidence that illegal files are located on your computer. Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/QUOTE] You know the word FBI is blocked there, right?

You: hi Stranger: Hey hottie!:P 20/male here:P You: Hottie huh? You: well son You: i got bad news for you You: im a male. Your conversational partner has disconnected i laughed so hard.

You: This is an agent of the FBI. We have evidence that illegal files are located on your computer. You: We suggest removing them before you are arrested. Stranger: ok, its ur daddy fucking ur mom You: The FBI does not tollerate this languadge, please remove the files now. Stranger: put it on ur ass hole You: You have one minute left before you will be arrested. Stranger: u have 1 sec then i will fuck ur mom You: We have dispatched your local police and they will be there in 30 seconds You: We are locking the file. Stranger: where is ur mom i want her pussy You: The local police will be there soon You: Good day sir You have disconnected.

Stranger: bi or gay? You: well You: it seems to me You: that im bi.. Stranger: ha ha i am bi too You: oh yeah. You: Orgy Stranger: how old r u? You: 25 You: Too bad i have syphilis. Your conversational partner has disconnected. God damn i love screwing around with those perverts :D

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: heeyy You: huh You: hello stranger Stranger: hello other stranger You: no You: I'm you You: you are a stranger You: but if you are a stranger You: and I am you You: then I am a stranger? Your conversational partner has disconnected. [editline]01:38PM[/editline] You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: Greetings Stranger: how are you? You: good You: just came from your mom's house You: she was delicious,I must add Stranger: everybody say that, you should be more original... Stranger: sorry dude Stranger: and my sister? Stranger: how was her? You: i didnt find her You: hol' on,I'm gonna check Stranger: strange, shes right here in my room and she wants to suck my boob... You have disconnected. what. the fuck. was that. [editline]01:40PM[/editline] You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: your conversation interests me not. You: FOR IM HERE Stranger: how r u? You: TO RECLAIM You: WHAT IS RIGHTFULLY MINE You: YOUR MOM! Your conversational partner has disconnected. [editline]01:43PM[/editline] You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Hi ;] You: Hello. Stranger: from? You: idk You: you? Your conversational partner has disconnected. [editline]01:50PM[/editline] You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: PISS OFF YE MONGRELS! Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Hi Stranger: from?????? You: idk, looks like a moon You: Or a trash can You: I FOUND A APPLE You: It taste like piss Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: I hate omegle Stranger: hay You: I hate hay You: I hate stranger's who type. You: I hate computers Stranger: okay y are you on it then You: I hate blue and red Stranger: like You: I hate like Stranger: duh.. You: I hate duh. Stranger: me You: I hate you. Stranger: haha Stranger: FUNNY Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: hi Stranger: WE ARE LEGION You: hi anonymous Stranger: heeeey ^^ Stranger: :P You know the stuff xD that does not sound like a /b/tard AT ALL