At the orthodontist a, I suppose, newbie was doing my braces. At first everything was normal. The doctor came in and told the lady what to do. She put on a power band on my bottom teeth and picked up the arch wire meant for me. Then she stopped and said, "These wires needed to be adjusted by the doctor." So we waited for the doctor. She asked me, "When does school start?". "Next week, Monday." Then the conversation went on for quite a while. Like how her son goes to the same school as I do, and apparently we live in the same city (my orthodontist is in a different city). [b]Then she asked me what were the good restaurants in town. She stutters and says, "Oh I mean like Chinese and Mandarin restaurants."[/b] (Because I guess I look Chinese) I just said, "I don't eat out often, [racist]." All the while, touching the patient chair and desk with the gloves she's going to use to touch my mouth (might not be a big deal to you guys but I'm a bit germaphobic) All this time I was hoping the doc would come in and do the damn thing for me since she obviously didn't know what to do (she was pretending to adjust the wires and what not). In my head I was yelling, "Doc! Help!" like a scout on fire. After a whole fucking hour the doctor comes in and finishes the job in 10 minutes. He told her to put the some superflex bands on or something and said, "I don't need to see it when you're done." She then starts (still not know what to do) and quickly glares and sighs as he turns around. She puts on normal bands (I think). I hope she did it right.
TL;DR: Unprofessional, unexperienced Orthodontist staff talks to me while waiting for the doctor to explain what she should already be doing. This is a stupid thread.
One time I posted a fast thread in the GD.
When i realized this belongs in Fast Threads.
[QUOTE=Head Shot;24189402]When i realized this belongs in Fast Threads.[/QUOTE]
Too late... sorry.
Just ask a mod to move it.
Also, boner in gym class. And getting rid of it is so hard due to some of the girls in my class. :saddowns:
[QUOTE=deltasquid;24189451]Just ask a mod to move it.
Also, boner in gym class. And getting rid of it is so hard due to some of the girls in my class. :saddowns:[/QUOTE]
When my friend gets a boner, he humps this other dude. No joke.
Mods don't move stuff, they ban people so my time is limited here.
[QUOTE=Errorproxy;24189494]When my friend gets a boner, he humps this other dude. No joke.
Mods don't move stuff, they ban people so my time is limited here.[/QUOTE]
They move if you gently ask them.
And go on your knees.
when my girlfriend told me she was 2 seconds away from being fingered by my best friend when i was 30cm away
no joke
Boner during oral.
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:smug:
[QUOTE=Errorproxy;24189494]When my friend gets a boner, he humps this other dude. No joke.
Mods don't move stuff, they ban people so my time is limited here.[/QUOTE]
Not if you say "please move this thread", at least, not for me
[QUOTE=Sickle;24189529]Boner during oral.
[editline]10:19PM[/editline]
:smug:[/QUOTE]
Wait what.
Jesus christ OP you even have "post your" in the fucking title
Church boners
Wet my pants in third grade. stood still awkwardly for about 20 mins. girl goes up to puddle on the carpet, feels it, says it is warm and smells like pee.
Lol I just realized what she must have been thinking after she found out it was my piss.
farting in church during my baptism.
School boners :saddowns:. Luckily my jumpers pretty baggy so i can hide it :smug:
[QUOTE=CabooseRvB;24189916]farting in church during my baptism.[/QUOTE]
:smile:
Everyone seems to have akward boners.
OP you sound like a hypochondriac, firstly the desk etc are clean and you have spit in your mouth anyway which would kill germs and secondly I'm sure the Orthodontic nurse knew what she was doing else the dentist wouldn't have let her do it on her own.
[QUOTE=Callius;24190268]OP you sound like a hypochondriac, firstly the desk etc are clean and you have spit in your mouth anyway which would kill germs and secondly I'm sure the Orthodontic nurse knew what she was doing else the [b]orthodontist[/b] wouldn't have let her do it on her own.[/QUOTE]
She was touching the patient chair, where people's butts are?
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I've been going there for 3 years already and have not seen her before. All my other appointments, the staff finished fast and was always working. But that's not the point.
Post your an akward moment of your own.
Talking with a hot goth girl I just meet:
Girl: "So what do you do?"
Me: "Im in the Army."
Girl: "Have you been to iraq?
Me: "Yeah once."
Girl: "Did you kill anybody? What is it like to take a life?"
What the Christ?
[QUOTE=Testabar;24191496]Talking with a hot goth girl I just meet:
Girl: "So what do you do?"
Me: "Im in the Army."
Girl: "Have you been to iraq?
Me: "Yeah once."
Girl: "Did you kill anybody? What is it like to take a life?"
What the Christ?[/QUOTE]
Well, she is goth.
When did you break the news to her that you're lying
[QUOTE=TunnelSnake;24191523]When did you break the news to her that you're lying[/QUOTE]
What if he's not.
I got a boner while getting a boner
seen naked.
[QUOTE=Errorproxy;24189414]Too late... sorry.[/QUOTE]
Sorry my fucking ass.
You do this shit all the time.
Saying a stupid word to a girl fFFFFFFfFFFFfFfF
When someone walks in while you're fapping.
[QUOTE=gerbile4;24194643]Sorry my fucking ass.
You do this shit all the time.[/QUOTE]
I'm sorry.
this one girl in my gym class put her hand in my lap. i grabbed her hand and moved it, but then she saw that i had a boner because she is really hot, and she had just put her hand in my lap. Now she thinks i am a perverted pedophile.
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