Oh non j'ai fait le mauvais jeu de prochaine génération
Fuck you David Cage
$10 Ellen Page's nipples are removed from the assets
[QUOTE=Yogkog;45339053]$10 Ellen Page's nipples are removed from the assets[/QUOTE]
I hope not.
[QUOTE=RichyZ;45339390]david cage is a talentless hack[/QUOTE]
How? Is he uninvolved in his projects or something? I've been playing Heavy Rain and it's one of the best games I've played in years.
[QUOTE=rodent-man;45339621]How? Is he uninvolved in his projects or something? I've been playing Heavy Rain and it's one of the best games I've played in years.[/QUOTE]
No I agree he makes great movies...
oh god please no
you couldn't pay me enough to suffer through that garbage again
[QUOTE=Hogie bear;45339638]No I agree he makes great movies...[/QUOTE]
Heavy Rain is the only passable game he has made tbh.
Heavy Rain would be a lot worse if it was an actual movie because of the lack of multiple endings/paths. So it would just become more of a mediocre thriller than it already is.
At least Heavy Rain keeps one tone throughout its entirety
Beyond constantly jumps around like a jackrabbit that's been dunked into a tanker of cocaine
from what I've heard its shit so idk why he'd think this would be a good idea
[QUOTE=Diet Kane;45339700]At least Heavy Rain keeps one tone throughout its entirety
Beyond constantly jumps around like a jackrabbit that's been dunked into a tanker of cocaine[/QUOTE]
I'll take a wild guess and assume it's a good thing I haven't picked up Beyond: Two Souls yet.
PS4's library: multiplatform dude bro shovelware and ports of recent PS3 games. Only $399
But it's such a deep game you fucking haters! It made me pose such thoughtful questions as "why the fuck am I wasting time doing this?" and "I wonder if I could fit a quick wank in before the next QTE?".
[QUOTE=The Baconator;45339958]PS4's library: multiplatform dude bro shovelware and ports of recent PS3 games. Only $399[/QUOTE]
the PS4 has great games like The Last of Us, Call of Duty Ghosts, Battlefield 4, Tomb Raider
where else can you get that experience????
[QUOTE=rodent-man;45339621]How? Is he uninvolved in his projects or something? I've been playing Heavy Rain and it's one of the best games I've played in years.[/QUOTE]
Let's see, as a game, it's incredibly simplistic and is pretty much just a bunch of QTEs. As a story, it's extremely poorly written, makes no sense at all in a lot of places and has more plot holes that swiss cheese. So I'm having a hard time seeing the "best game" anywhere in that.
[editline]10th July 2014[/editline]
[QUOTE=Hogie bear;45339638]No I agree he makes great movies...[/QUOTE]
If any of his stories were actually made into a movie, he'd be laughed straight out of hollywood.
[QUOTE=simkas;45342166]
If any of his stories were actually made into a movie, he'd be laughed straight out of hollywood.[/QUOTE]
why do you think he makes games? He's was too much of a hack to make movies so he shoves his garbage writing down on us.
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