There is a horsefly in my bathroom.
[img]http://www.zianet.com/pestman/images/Horsefly.JPG[/img]
He is quite a bit bigger than the one in this image. We've had a couple outside today, huge ones. They were bigger than the one in the bathroom right now, but outside there isn't a bunch of counters, taps, tubs and the like.
They were on these floating mattresses in our pool (They were eating the salt from them, I guess), so we just gave them a good whack and they well in the water and we'd splash them into the filter. I can't be sure to get a good whack at him in there, so I need to know if there is something that can kill him easily.
I can't say I'm very fond of being bit. These things can take a chunk out of you.
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Um... A shoe? You might have to clean up a nice mess though.
Ah...
Hes in a tight spot.... Than I dont know...
Get a horse and lead it away.
[IMG]http://i563.photobucket.com/albums/ss78/mikeraphon/killitwithfire.gif[/IMG]
or
[IMG]http://i265.photobucket.com/albums/ii237/cbc82/Motivator_Kill_With_Fire.jpg[/IMG]
bug spray?
be a badass and just swat it with your hand.
be a hand and just swat it with your badass
Swat a badass and just be it with your hand.
How about stop posting random posts with that garry icon..
[QUOTE=ChewGum;16731901]How about stop posting random posts with that garry icon..[/QUOTE]
Back in my day, people got banned for it.
The shoe idea might work, but I don't know if I can hit it. I could just leave it in there for my brother to deal with when he wakes up for work, since he starts before me. He doesn't know it's there.
[QUOTE=ChewGum;16731901]How about stop posting random posts with that garry icon..[/QUOTE]
There is no better icon.
swat a hand and just badass it with your be.
be a badass and teach us how to use the garry icon
bigger than the one in the image? compared to what?
[QUOTE=nubcakez;16732037]be a badass and teach us how to use the garry icon[/QUOTE]
I created my own messy greasemonkey script.
Burn down the house... with fire.
[QUOTE=Eidolon;16732119]Burn down the house... with fire.[/QUOTE]
Second that!
[QUOTE=Eidolon;16732119]Burn down the house... with fire.[/QUOTE]
I would if I owned the house.
[QUOTE=OutOfPop;16732220]I would if I owned the house.[/QUOTE]
Wait, you'd burn down a house that you paid for [b]with your own hard-earned money[/b] but you wouldn't burn down a house that cost you nothing?
Or one that you rented too I guess
Burn it down anonymously!
Well, unfold your dick, let it fly on ur dick, fold it fucking fast and itll die:clint:
[QUOTE=ChewGum;16732264]Well, unfold your dick, let it fly on ur dick, fold it fucking fast and itll die:clint:[/QUOTE]
Are you suggesting, I get him in a headlock with my dick?
[QUOTE=OutOfPop;16732280]Are you suggesting, I get him in a headlock with my dick?[/QUOTE]
:rock:
...Call the FBI, they are professionals at dealing with Alien Invasions, and Ridiculously large Horseflies...
Who kills the Horseflies before they are large enough to eat you and your house?
[QUOTE=Eidolon;16732292]...Call the FBI, they are professionals at dealing with Alien Invasions, and Ridiculously large Horseflies...
Who kills the Horseflies before they are large enough to eat you and your house?[/QUOTE]
I live in Canada.
One word. Nuclear Strike.
or Two words. Napalm.
[QUOTE=OutOfPop;16732332]I live in Canada.[/QUOTE]
Then call this guy:
[img]http://img38.imageshack.us/img38/1616/dudleydoright.jpg[/img]
^^ Mounties are just the greatest arnt they?
Challenge it to DDR.
[QUOTE=Eidolon;16732403]Challenge it to DDR.[/QUOTE]
It in return may challenge me to an eating contest, but won't give me the time to decline.
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[QUOTE=Eidolon;16732341]One word. Nuclear Strike.
or Two words. Napalm.[/QUOTE]
I live in Canada.
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[QUOTE=Loofiloo;16732344]Then call this guy:
[img]http://img38.imageshack.us/img38/1616/dudleydoright.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
They're afraid of wasted natives. This thing actually opposes a threat.
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