So my friend borrowed a wii game of mine that I barely play for the day, well today is the day he's supposed to bring it back.
But it's 6:05 PM and it's almost dark. My friend is such a dick, how do I get my game back?
His sister is a psychopath I mean she really is a bitch.
She's only 6 but she threatens to hit me over the head with a baseball bat, and when me and my friend beat eachother up for fun she always gets in the way and cries because she gets hit.
So how do I get it back?
I'm worried she'll ruin the disk
wait for it
what else are you going to do
Tell him "I want my game back"
Really? You need us to tell you to get off your ass and tell him you want it back?
Break into his house and take it.
Scare sister for good measure.
He's not even at home probably.
He told me he'd get it back to me today
He gave me dead rising chop till you drop to borrow for the same day as well.
If this fucker breaks my game, I'm keeping dead rising,
or just corrupting the memory whatever
You're scared of a 6-year-old
[QUOTE=Loofiloo;25962355]You're scared of a 6-year-old[/QUOTE]
6 year olds fuck shit up.
[QUOTE=LieutenantLeo;25964167]6 year olds fuck shit up.[/QUOTE] Including Wiis
[QUOTE=UnarmedSniper;25962218]So my friend borrowed a wii game of mine that I barely play for the day, well today is the day he's supposed to bring it back.
But it's 6:05 PM and it's almost dark. My friend is such a dick, how do I get my game back?
His sister is a psychopath I mean she really is a bitch.
She's only 6 but she threatens to hit me over the head with a baseball bat, and when me and my friend beat eachother up for fun she always gets in the way and cries because she gets hit.
So how do I get it back?
I'm worried she'll ruin the disk[/QUOTE]
Cool, it's like two stories in one.
Take her sister and then trade her for the game.
Works for me.
Solution? Get a real console, get friends that arent 6.
Kill your friend and his sister.
Obtain game.
So? He's a dick because he didn't give your game back on the right day? Me and one of my friends do that so much I don't even know what games are mine or his.
[QUOTE=GaryGubachaf;25967413]Solution? Get a real console, get friends that arent 6.[/QUOTE]
Believe it or not, Wiis are real consoles.
They just get really boring for me because I have no one to compete agaisnt and no games to play.
You have a game of his.
Who the fuck cares if you don't get it back the day you need it.
What game is it?
It's a Wii game...Why does it matter?
Also don't be a pussy and kill this little sister of his, she ruins you and your friends special wrestling time.
[QUOTE=Jack_Thompson;25967480]You have a game of his.
Who the fuck cares if you don't get it back the day you need it.
What game is it?[/QUOTE]
Dead Rising Chop Till You Drop
The quality of the game shall decide how harshly you shall punish him
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[QUOTE=UnarmedSniper;25967871]Dead Rising Chop Till You Drop[/QUOTE]
So, not much.
[QUOTE=UnarmedSniper;25967871]Dead Rising Chop Till You Drop[/QUOTE]
No I mean what game of yours does he have. That should have been obvious, given the fact that you already told us about that
[QUOTE=Jack_Thompson;25967969]No I mean what game of yours does he have. That should have been obvious, given the fact that you already told us about that[/QUOTE]
Oh I forgot.
He's big into naruto and I used to be too.
So I let him borrow naruto clash of the ninjas 2 or something.
it was too disappointingly short for me.
In a case like this, the only solution is brutal, vicious homicide.
And you care that he's still got it? If you aren't into naruto anymore what the fuck does it matter?
Kidnap him, tape him to a chair and smash the shit out of him by punching him. Ask him if he understands what's going to happen next time he does this. Keep punching him and ask him if he understands. If he's not crying and completely scared, start smashing him in the head with a bat. Keep getting worse until he's crying hysterically and have him repeat "I will never try to steal shit from you again." several times out loud. He will never do this ever again, I can assure you that.
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Also, hit him a few times with brass knuckles if you feel it's necessary to get your point across. If he does it again, I suggest tying him and, cutting that little chicken shit motherfucker up and dashing him with salt. When he screams, slap his skin a bit. When he screams ask him if it hurts and utter "What was that? I can't hear you." when he screams "yes!" To finish it off, cut one of his fingers off as a reminder as to why never to fuck with you again.
Its a naruto wii game. You might as well let him keep it. Its not worth having.
[QUOTE=Ittla;25972511]Its a naruto wii game. You might as well let him keep it. Its not worth having.[/QUOTE]
Oh god, I remember those. What the fuck where the developers thinking?
[QUOTE=Loofiloo;25962355]You're scared of a 6-year-old[/QUOTE]
Is he supposed to beat the shit out of a 6 year old? That will fly great with the cops.
Naruto sucks anyway
If they break the disk, as Soldier would say:
Give 'em the boot
RIGHT IN THE FRUIT!
Shoot up your school.
the ONLY reason you get a Wii is for Super Smash Bros. which MUST be played with Gamecube controllers, and Metroid games.
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