Describe your favorite game and make it sound as shitty as possible. - General

[B]Dark Souls[/B] - You run around this world getting one hit KO’d by almost every monster you meet and it’s not totally apparent as to what you’re supposed to do or where you go.

[b]Famicom Wars[/b] - One side's always going to lose due to poor map-planning. It just takes a better skilled person to delay failure.

[b]The Witcher 2[/b] - This game is really only about the sex scenes.

[B]Assassin's Creed - [/B]Travel, Kill, Repeat.

you play some nerd in a bad graphics world who saves other nerds from big stupid aliens who are too incompetent to murder one physicist with a gun also there are no tits 0/0

so there's this game called battlefield 3, you need origin to play

[b]EarthBound[/b] - Exactly like a JRPG, except in westernized 1990s suburbs and sans back-breaking sword.

[B]Dragon Age: Origins[/B] - You play in a rip-off of the Lord of the Rings including the amazingly original class selection of warrior, mage, and rogue, the amazingly original race selection of human, elf, and dwarf, and such charming characters as a bitchy witch who delights in disapproving with you, a complete wimp of a man who can't tie his own shoes, a wannabe Casanova elf who tries to get into people's pants after attempting to kill them, a dwarf with downs syndrome who can only say one word, and the generic Steve Blum guy - you know the one. [sub]Also there are sex scenes but they suck.[/sub]

Batman Arkham City is an incredibly repetitive game where you just go around punching thugs They say you can be stealthy but if you attack one guy, everyone shoots at you and you die

[b]La-Mulana[/b] - Left in the middle of nowhere with an MSX with no clue on what to do next. May as well give up right there.

[b]Zelda Series[/b] You go around the world collecting items to kill stuff, AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN

[B]Dwarf Fortress[/B] - I don't know man, all you see is a bunch of letters and shit. You also need a textbook just to learn how to make flour.

[b]Majora's mask[/b] - You can't properly save your game, and due to the time restriction you only have a little under an hour before you are forced to lose most of your shit and erase your progress on all the temples.

[B]SCP Containment Breach[/B] - You walk around until something kills you.

[B]Garry's Mod[/B] - Build Shit.

[QUOTE=Jarrod;36115867][B]Garry's Mod[/B] - Build Shit.[/QUOTE] That actually doesn't make it sound all that bad.

[B]Firefall[/B] - It's a MMORPG with microtransactions

[QUOTE=Jarrod;36115867][B]Garry's Mod[/B] - Build Shit.[/QUOTE] [B]Garry's Mod[/B] - Can be described the same way as Minecraft

[B]DEFCON[/B] - You can't even select Australia or New Zealand as your nation, nor can you nuke them. If you choose a nation surrounded by friendly nations, you're fucked because Bomber Planes can only go so far. They put no effort into making the graphics look pretty at all, all it is is a horrible map of the world using only two colours.

[B]Starcraft II[/B] - Has a learning curve that makes EVE Online cry

[b]Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3[/b] - 'Nuff said.

[QUOTE=SoSicklyAwesome;36115921][B]DEFCON[/B] - You can't even select Australia or New Zealand as your nation, nor can you nuke them. If you choose a nation surrounded by friendly nations, you're fucked because Bomber Planes can only go so far. They put no effort into making the graphics look pretty at all, all it is is a horrible map of the world using only two colours.[/QUOTE] [B]DEFCON[/B] - Everyone dies.

[QUOTE=rinoaff33;36115889][B]Garry's Mod[/B] - Can be described the same way as Minecraft[/QUOTE] [B]Garry's Mod[/B] - Play with little kids until you get banned from the server.

[b]Oblivion[/b] - A game where everyone in the world is schizophrenic.

[B]Tenchu[/B] - Shitty graphics, shitty controls, shitty voice acting.

Mass effect-alien dateing simulator with a bald goth,miss butterface,a blue tranny,some gay mexican,a deadgirl,a alien muslim,a girl into killing her boyfriend and the desk job whore.you also can play as a women

[B]MGS3 Snake Eater:[/B] Fumble around with the controls while shooting enemies from 100 yards away with a tranq gun, taking a suicide pill every time you fuck things up

Fallout 3 : Walk for miles and miles in a forsaken wasteland to kill some guys, then repair your shit and walk all the way back to whoever told you to kill those guys to get a few bottle caps.

[B]Team Fortress 2:[/B] A game where you "play" one of nine generic mercenaries, three of them Americans, as you run round generic abandoned factories, desert wastelands and alpine mills killing other mercernaries - which for some reason look exactly like you - using needlessly overcomplicated guns, or if you've run out of ammo, needlessly overcomplicated melee weaponry. The mercs value hats, iPod headphones and severed rabbit craniums as currency, and they worship a fat Australian bloke with weird-ass chest hair and a stupid fedora.

[QUOTE=TRLEChippers;36116080]they worship a fat Australian bloke with weird-ass chest hair and a stupid fedora.[/QUOTE] Who? Sobotnik? Sounds more like LMAO pics.