My mom got a new boyfriend and I disapprove. All they do is have sex at his or my house and I feel my home life has been penetrated. They kiss and shit in front of me and I feel like grabbing a nearby object and beating him with it. Give some non-illegal ideas.
random question, why is there a school thread icon if school threads are against ruelz?
also, if you're wondering it's not that she has a social life that bothers me its the fact that i dont like this guy and hes trying to get to know me.
Oh my god they kiss in front of you, that's horrible!
[QUOTE=Nightmare94;21749433]penetrated.[/QUOTE]
Oh thats so classy and original.
Cum in his toothpaste tube
Oh my god, your mother has a social life, how horrible.
Leave them the fuck alone. Goddamn.
Piss on his toothbrush.
Shit on the sheets they fuck on, it's a real turnoff!
[QUOTE=Pascall;21749474]Oh my god, your mother has a social life, how horrible.
Leave them the fuck alone. Goddamn.[/QUOTE]
your mom is apparently happy, let her be happy. don't go ruin it because you're being a selfish brat.
get some contact information, facebook, phone number or email, and post it here. Then wait...
Insert his toothbrush in your ass.
Tell your mum how you feel.
Or go to your Dads if possible.
You can always go with the most direct option.
Tell your mom to stop while they're in front of you and stop being so loud during sex.
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also, if you're wondering it's not that she has a social life that [b]bothers me its the fact that i dont like this guy and hes trying to get to know me.[/b][/QUOTE]
HE IS TRYING TO BE NICE YOU ASSHOLE!
jesus christ...
[QUOTE=DrumStick;21749583]Tell your mum how you feel.
Or go to your Dads if possible.[/QUOTE]
Your avatar reflects what most people think in here.
Just tell her, god. Its not like the world will implode if you dont.
[QUOTE=Nightmare94;21749433]My mom got a new boyfriend and I disapprove. All they do is have sex at his or my house and I feel my home life has been penetrated. They kiss and shit in front of me and I feel like grabbing a nearby object and beating him with it. Give some non-illegal ideas.
random question, why is there a school thread icon if school threads are against ruelz?
also, if you're wondering it's not that she has a social life that bothers me its the fact that i dont like this guy and hes trying to get to know me.[/QUOTE]
Your mother having a social life must be a difficult time for you considering you don't have a father figure in your life, but you're gonna have to grow up and move on with it. Plus since she's only started dating him, it might not even work out in the end. Just sit tight and let it go by, doing anything irrational without probable cause would just be immature on your part and your mother would be pissed you don't respect her social life. Also give her boyfriend a break, at least he's trying to be a nice guy instead of a straight up asshole.
replace his coffee grounds with dirt
replace his condoms with extra small
or be nice to him, get to know him, and then [B][I]RAPE HIM[/I][/B]
[QUOTE=MagicBurrito;21749729]replace his condoms with extra small[/QUOTE]
no, because then theyd fit HURUGURGURFURUFRF
Confront him about your problems like an adult.
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replace his condoms with extra small[/QUOTE]
Yeah, make him think his cock has gotten bigger which will probably make him want to fuck his mum some more.
Wow you're a douche. I would love it if my mom had a social life.
I hope she marries him, just to spite you.
Walk in on them having sex and scream and run out crying = instant boner killer
[QUOTE=Nightmare94;21749433]My mom got a new boyfriend and I disapprove. All they do is have sex at his or my house and I feel my home life has been penetrated. They kiss and shit in front of me and I feel like grabbing a nearby object and beating him with it. Give some non-illegal ideas.
random question, why is there a school thread icon if school threads are against ruelz?
also, if you're wondering it's not that she has a social life that bothers me its the fact that i dont like this guy and hes trying to get to know me.[/QUOTE]
Judging by the '94' in your username, I'd say you're the same age as me, 15/16ish. You are still using a hardxcore username (NightmarexDarkDeathDemon, that kind), your grammar is shit, and you bitch about your mum getting a boyfriend and trying to get to know you.
Grow the [i]fuck[/i] up.
OP is a giant douchebag.
[QUOTE=Fatfatfatty;21751166]OP is a giant douchebag.[/QUOTE]
:ms:
Get to know him. You could end up being great friends.
Make him some coffee but put random shit you find in the kitchen in there.
Dont be mean to him. He is probably French and has a butterfly knife.
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Find yourself a girlfriend and mess around with her as much as possible, making sure your mum's boyfriend is aware of it.
It'll be like a competition. Winner gets both women.
[QUOTE=Jabberwocky;21752133]Find yourself a girlfriend and mess around with her as much as possible, making sure your mum's boyfriend is aware of it.
It'll be like a competition. Winner gets both women.[/QUOTE]
Wait if OP won he would get his mom.
[QUOTE=mars7a;21752197]Wait if OP won he would get his mom.[/QUOTE]
Isn't that the point, mother complex and all?
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