If you became a FRIGGIN' POWER RANGER (oh shit..)

[SorakuFett]

What would you do?

I'd kick some serious ass. Help out the cops-hell, the U.S. Army!

[Intense Funkid]

nukes. nukes everywhere

[Viva_]

I'd slap myself at random times just to cause explosions to zest up a boring moment.

Or i'd just scare the shit out of people with it.

[MutantBadger]

Have a world-wide ranger seminar on how not to make body movements.

And then Nobel Peace Prize

[Alex28]

I would play a song with my dagger.

And then unleash a monster Dino-robot.

[koeniginator]

"Cool, I'm really a power rang-"
COOL NEW SERIES RANGER POWER TO THE BEAST UNLEASHED
"Sorry kiddo, you're out of a job"
"Ah, it's okay, i'll just go do gay porn or something"
:smug:

[PILLS HERE!]

Make myself trip and fall

in slow motion

with explosions

[zakededodead]

Be a gay samurai.

[cqbcat]

I'd have sex with Pink Ranger.

[Zally13]

I wouldn't wear those piece of shit tights.

[BT@rd]

I'd challenge people to fight just so they could hit me and I'd spark everywhere.

[LauScript]

fuck bitches

with power.

[B_I_G__C_U_M]

Fight monsters than can talk but their mouth won't move, and they never blink. And then I'll punch his robot friends made of styrofoam so hard sparks fly. Then me and my friends will punch him so hard he falls to the ground and is stunned somehow, and then we get some huge fucking cannon out of nowhere and charge it for thirty seconds and blow him up

THEN, some bitch makes him as tall as a skyscraper then I'll call in my vehicle that is huge as fuck, and is likely an animal or car and then me and my friend would merge them into some giant fucking robot which is hard to control because green ranger won't stop fapping and bumping the joystick and tripping our megazoid. Then the monster almost kicks our ass, but then we learn to work together and green ranger kicks his addiction to fapping to japanese jaibait, and actually controls the the right leg instead of making it fly everywhere. Then we kick the monsters ass, then SUDDENLY a fucking cannon (I'll assume it's the robot's dick) comes out and blows the fuck out of the monster, apparently not damaging any property in the battle.

Then we jump out of our megazoid, somehow surviving a 200 foot fall, and give my fellow ranger a high five and wait till the next episode.

[Pennywisе]

Immediately switch sides in order to work with Lord Zedd.

[superdinoman]

Id be a Red Ranger so I could join these fine men in their crusade for justice.
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[Wafflemaster]

Rape people because im megazord

[ittla]

White Power!
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RANGER.