Well as you all know Easter is near and some family and friends are having a get together and I was in charge of hiding all the eggs for all the kids.
Any creative ideas of where to hide them or how to give it to them?
Your butt hole
in the toilet
let's see which little kid actually reaches in to get it
under the couch, never to be found again
Amongst many other poisonous easter eggs
What arewe working with here? Do you have a garden? Basement? Attic?
I have a desert for a backyard, with a small lake 2 meters away.
Many scorpions, camels, cacti, and etc.
A normal house, no basement but a rooftop.
Hope it helps a bit.
Hide them inside your testicles.
feed them whole to a variety of chickens, ensuring they choke to death on them. This will also force the children to rip apart several chicken's throats in the hopes of finding blood covered chocolate easter eggs
In my mouth
In the basement
Desert Camo Easter Eggs :v:
Why would you want kids?
if you live next to a zombie fortress oyu could put them in there.
[QUOTE=proch;29363144]Why would you want kids?[/QUOTE]
I could think of 1 reason
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Put them on the floor and cover them with diarrhea.
Under sand castles, painted as rocks, on a ledge above a deep pit.
I place them in the cracks between bricks. People don't look there most of the time because it's just a wall.
[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;29362937]In my mouth[/QUOTE]
Yeah, it's Easter eggs not those kind off eggs your thinking on
Rig one to a pressure plate system that beeps when pressed. Buried in the sand. Or tie them to a string hanging from some wooden structure, over the lake. :v:
Atop the landmines
open them up and roll them around the couch, then put a huge smelly old poop on it.
Last year I hid the big egg (an egg that usually has money or some grand prize) in a basket and placed said basket on top of a fan blade in a random room in the house. It took over 3 or 4 hours until it was found. And even then that was with some major help from me.
Behind trees in your yard, curtains, stuff like that.
Tape one to the ceiling. Let's see how they get it.
if you have a pet that enjoys running around the place, have him hold it through a basket-shirt or something.
Tie one end to the egg, then tie the other end to a ceiling fan. Turn on the fan.
[QUOTE=toaster468;29366114]Tie one end to the egg, then tie the other end to a ceiling fan. Turn on the fan.[/QUOTE]
Turn off the fan :smug:
Don't put any eggs out and keep them to yourself.
[QUOTE=FalcoLombardi;29367891]Turn off the fan :smug:[/QUOTE]
Cooler Master Elite 460, right:smug:
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