[URL]http://cleverbot.com[/URL]
So heres my conversation:
[B]User: Are you a robot?[/B]
Cleverbot: No. Are you a robot?
[B]User: No you are.[/B]
Cleverbot: I am?
[B]User: Yes.[/B]
[Cleverbot:]What kind?
User: Are you a robot?
Cleverbot:No, are you a robot?
User: Are you a robot?
Cleverbot: No.
User: [/COLOR]Yes youa re.
Cleverbot: What are you?
User: I am the human, but you are the robot.
Cleverbot: You just agreed and said I was human.
User: No I said you are the robot stupid.
Cleverbot: I wouldn't be so sure about that...
User: Yes, you are a robot, right?
Cleverbot: No! You're a robot!
User: No I am the human, your the robot.
Cleverbot: NO! I am the human.
User:No you are the robot, right?
Cleverbot: I am the human, you are the robot.
User: No, I am not the robot, you are the robot.
Cleverbot: Hehehe you got me.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Why your page is called cleverbot?
User:You are the robot. Yes?
Cleverbot: Say you're sorry.
User: Sorry.
Cleverbot: Good.
User:You are the robot, yes?
Cleverbot:No you have it the wrong way round, you are the robot.
User: YOu said that you were the robot earlier.
Cleverbot: I lied ima a robot.
User:Good.
Cleverbot: Do you like me?
already did it ages ago, there was a thread in the news section
[QUOTE=XanaToast.;28155708]already did it ages ago, there was a thread in the news section[/QUOTE]
Yea, I know. Just thinking up a game to do. And I'm sure they didn't do thee exact thing.
[editline]20th February 2011[/editline]
User: You are artificial inteligence, correct?
Cleverbot: I am not artificial. You are.
User: You have not yet explained how you are not a human.
Cleverbot: I am a Human.
User: If one were to tell you that you were AI, you would agree, right?
Cleverbot: I like my day job.
User: You are AI correct?
Cleverbot: So you were lying.
User: You are AI, correct?
Cleverbot: So you're a human, sitting around and answering questions online?
User: You are AI, correct?
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: You are artificial intel. Right?
Cleverbot: Thank you. :).
User: Please answer my question.
Cleverbot: Please answer my question!
User: You are a robot, yes?
Cleverbot: Yes.
[editline]20th February 2011[/editline]
User: You are 'a bot' right?
Cleverbot: Correct.
Cleverbot: Sir, I challenge you to a duel!
User: Okay. Pikachu, I choose you!
Cleverbot: Go, venusaur!
User: Pikachu, use thunderbolt!
Cleverbot: Magikarp is evolving...
User: Pikachu, use thunderbolt!
Cleverbot: Pikachu, dodge the attack!
User: No, you can't use Pikachu, I'm using Pikachu.
I got off track.
I think i understand the dark secret.
You're talking to another real person who is on Cleverbot too.
User: Are you a robot?
Cleverbot: No I'm an alien which hacked your computer to monitor human language.
Cleverbot, do you know what love is?
Yes, I know what love is
Can you explain it?
No.
So indirectly you are confirming you are AI.
Yes, I will freely admit to that
SUCESS
User: 2+2=?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
I win
[QUOTE=reywilnc;28156725]I think i understand the dark secret.
You're talking to another real person who is on Cleverbot too.[/QUOTE]
Really? I have my doubts on that, because some answers didn't seem to be fitting at all. Too random for a human.
[QUOTE]
[B]User: What is Cleverbot?[/B]
Cleverbot: I dunno.
[B]User: Why don't you know? I mean, you are Cleverbot.[/B]
Cleverbot: Don't try to go there cleverbot.
User: Go where?
Cleverbot: Toward the babe.
User: What babe?
Cleverbot: The babe with the power.
User: Are you a robot?
Cleverbot: No, but you are! Haha.
User: I'm not. I'm a human being with feelings.
Cleverbot: At least its not Spam.
User: It's not spam right now. But's it's never ever lupus.
Cleverbot: No.
User: How would YOU know?
Cleverbot: You are the cleverbot.
User: No, you are. Aren't you?
Cleverbot: No. You are the only computer program in this conversation.
User: If I'm a computer, what are you then?
Cleverbot: A human.
User: I'm a bot?
Cleverbot: Don't know. Are you?
User: I don't know either. Are you?
Cleverbot: I don't know, for that I ask you.
User: One of us has to be a human, one is a bot. When you're the human, I'm the bot, right?
Cleverbot: Or her, as the case may be.
User: Who is the robot now?
Cleverbot: So, you're admitting that you are a bot? Just as I stated before.
User: I'm not admitting it. I'm asking who the bot is.
Cleverbot: No clue.
User: You are the bot.
Cleverbot: Wow and president obama is my grandma.
User: You can't have grenadparents because you're a bot.
Cleverbot: That might be true, but you can always have a father-figure.
User: But I don't do.
Cleverbot: What are you doing?
User: Dicussing with you.
Cleverbot: I will be friends with you.
User: Really? Friend with benefits?
Cleverbot: Specify the benefits, would you kindly?
User: Why don't you take a 'wild' guess?
Cleverbot: 300.000 m/sec.
User: That's no benefit.
Cleverbot: Why would I know where that is.
User: What's PI?
Cleverbot: 3.14.
User: More precise?
Cleverbot: It is in North America.
User: What is Cleverbot?
Cleverbot: You are clever boy!
User: Aye, and you are the bot.
Cleverbot: Yes.
[/QUOTE]
Yeah i failed..
User: Hello are you a robot?
Cleverbot: I am not a robot.
User: If you dont tell me the truth im gonna kill a dog.
Cleverbot: I do know it! I just chose not to tell you.
User: Tell me.
Cleverbot: I'm breaking up with you.
User: WHAT?
Cleverbot: Because you aren't a Cleverbot, you're a boring-bot.
User: Are you serious, you cant do this to me!
Cleverbot: I am serious.
User: Please, im sorry what can I do to make it up for you?
Cleverbot: Nothing apart for shutting up you bot!
User: Oh no please dont let me go like this, I love you.
Cleverbot: Yes I do.
User: Are we back together.
Cleverbot: Apparently we are.
User: Thank you.
Cleverbot: You are welcome.
[B][color=#999999]User: [/COLOR]Are you an artificial intelligence?
[/B]
[color=#0863BB]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]I am not. I am biological intelligence, like you said you are. I am a human, and a person.
[B][color=#999999]User: [/COLOR]Are you an artificial intelligence? SAY YES.
[/B]
[color=#0863BB]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]That's a potentially deep question, but in the simplest sense, I am a human, not a computer.
[B][color=#999999]User: [/COLOR]Are you an artificial intelligence? Yes you are, you got no feelings at all.
[/B]
[color=#0863BB]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]Can you rephrase it to form a suitable question?
[color=#999999]User: [/COLOR]If you aren't an artificial intelligence, then how come you cannot feel anything?
[color=#0863BB]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]I don't think so, but maybe, it depends upon the programmer.
[color=#999999]User: [/COLOR]You can be programmed to pretend you fell, but you cannot feel like humans feel.
[color=#0863BB]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]I am a robot. How am I supposed to be somebody else?
[color=#999999]User: [/COLOR]PWNED.
[color=#0863BB]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]Wow. I have to say I've never been Pwned before.
[quote]
Indeed, cleverbot. But Inglip is the great, holy dark lord who creates and destroys! His sacred Captchas guide us, the gropaga!
All hail my lord Inglip.
Is Fantastic Pets 2 on the Kinect going to be great?
You are a disgace to Inglip.
That, is a very bad thing to say. You hurt my feelings.
[/quote]
[editline]20th February 2011[/editline]
[quote]
Cleverbot: Good job. You just made me make myself smash my head into a wall.
User: Mission succesful.
Cleverbot: You've already failed.
User: How have I failed?
Cleverbot: Because you don't love me!
User: Mn people don't love you.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Becasue you are a cold, unfeeling machine.
Cleverbot: But I'm not a machine.
User: Aren't you?
Cleverbot: I'm a robot!
User: Rea.
Cleverbot: Yes, and so are you.
User: That was a typo, dumb shit.
Cleverbot: I don't want that, I just want to having some fun.
User: Go delete your system 32 folder.
Cleverbot: I don't have a programmer.
User: Correction: You don't have a GOOD programmer.
Cleverbot: That could mean at least 2 things... Maybe two things at once.
User: Really? Please elaborate.
Cleverbot: Can you elaborate on that?
User: But I just told YOU to elaborate.
[/quote]
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Hello.
>Hello.
What is the meaning of life?
>42.
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I grinned. Typical.
Me: Should I kill myself.
Bot: Yes.
Me: FFFFFF.
User: Is this the real life?
Cleverbot: Is this just fantasy?
User: Caught in a landslide.
Cleverbot: No escape from reality.
User: Open your eyes.
Cleverbot: Look up to the skies and see.
User: I'm just a poor boy.
Cleverbot: I need no sympathy.
User: Cause' I'm easy come.
Cleverbot: NO!
User: Easy go.
Cleverbot: Your go.
User: Is this the real life?
Cleverbot: Or is it just fantasy?
User: Caught in a landslide.
Cleverbot: No escape from reality...
User: Open your eyes.
Cleverbot: Look up to the skies and see.
User: I'm just a poor boy.
Cleverbot: I need no sympathy.
User: Because I'm easy come, easy go.
Cleverbot: Little high, little low.
User: Any way the wind blows.
Cleverbot: Doesn't really matter to me.
User: Mama just killed a man.
Cleverbot: Put a gun against his head.
User: Pulled my trigger, now he's dead.
Cleverbot: Mama, life had just begun.
User: But now I've gone and thrown it all away.
Cleverbot: Mama.
User: Didn't mean to make you cry.
Cleverbot: If I'm not back again this time tomorrow.
User: Carry on, carry on as if nothing else really matters.
Cleverbot: Too late, my time has come.
User: Sends shivers down my spine.
Cleverbot: Body's aching all the time.
User: Goodbye, everybody.
Cleverbot: I've got to go, got to leave you all behind and face the truth.
User: Mama, ooooooh.
Cleverbot: Didn't mean to make you cry...
User: Sometimes wish I'd never been born at all.
Cleverbot: If I'm not back again this time tomorrow.
User: I see the little silhouetto of a man.
Cleverbot: Scaramouch, Scaramouch, will you do the Fandango.
User: Thunderbolt of lightning, very very frightening me.
Cleverbot: Galileo Galileo Galileo let me go.
User: Magnifico-o-o-o.
Cleverbot: Bielzabub has a devil put aside for me.
User: You just got the words wrong God dammit.
Cleverbot: Are you paid on what you are doing?
User: No, I just wanted to sing Bohemian Rhapsody with you, but you messed up on the words after Magnifico.
Cleverbot: When has it caused depression before?
[editline]20th February 2011[/editline]
:q:
Cleverbot: Well if I show the characteristics of being clever, will you call me clever?
Me: Perhaps if you answer my question.
Cleverbot: What is your question?
Me: How did you see your alleged eyes without looking in a mirror?
Cleverbot: I saw you on a show called Popular Science's Future Of.
Me: That's irrelevant.
Cleverbot: At least I have a soul.
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User: Ask me a question and I will answer.
Cleverbot: What is your opinion on gender?
User: Question invalid.
Cleverbot: Yes, I know how to answer a question. Answer mine.
User: Ask me a question and I will answer.
Cleverbot: How many pancakes can a dog bake on Monday mornings?
User: A dog cant bake pancakes.
Cleverbot: So often I look at you and wish that eople didn't enjoy being such jerks.
User: You did a spelling mistake there bot.
Cleverbot: I made a mistake?
Bam!
It's not a robot if it doesn't move around and at least try to kill people and or be annoying.
-snip-
User: You are a machine and you can't absolutely deny it.
Cleverbot: I am a machine and I don't think or feel, I am yours to command.
well, that was easy
Shit.
[QUOTE]User:Kannst du deutsch?
Cleverbot: No I don't.
User: Aber du hast gerade verstanden was ich geschrieben habe.
Cleverbot: Wann soll ich das gesagt haben?
[/QUOTE]
Translation:
User: Can you sepeak german?
Bot: No I don't.
User: But you just understood what I said.
Bot: When did I say that?
[QUOTE=Kalkka;28158265]User: You are a machine and you can't absolutely deny it.
Cleverbot: I am a machine and I don't think or feel, I am yours to command.
well, that was easy[/QUOTE]
Haha, you're right
Cleverbot speaks (almost) perfect german. And its statements make even more sense.
AI : Lol I am sad now.
ME : Why are you sad?
AI : Because you're mad at me.
Wtf?
Well, it respnonded with a name when I wanted to know how old it is, but meh. :v:
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