• Get cleverbot to admit it's a robot
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[URL]http://cleverbot.com[/URL] So heres my conversation: [B]User: Are you a robot?[/B] Cleverbot: No. Are you a robot? [B]User: No you are.[/B] Cleverbot: I am? [B]User: Yes.[/B] [Cleverbot:]What kind? User: Are you a robot? Cleverbot:No, are you a robot? User: Are you a robot? Cleverbot: No. User: [/COLOR]Yes youa re. Cleverbot: What are you? User: I am the human, but you are the robot. Cleverbot: You just agreed and said I was human. User: No I said you are the robot stupid. Cleverbot: I wouldn't be so sure about that... User: Yes, you are a robot, right? Cleverbot: No! You're a robot! User: No I am the human, your the robot. Cleverbot: NO! I am the human. User:No you are the robot, right? Cleverbot: I am the human, you are the robot. User: No, I am not the robot, you are the robot. Cleverbot: Hehehe you got me. User: No. Cleverbot: Why your page is called cleverbot? User:You are the robot. Yes? Cleverbot: Say you're sorry. User: Sorry. Cleverbot: Good. User:You are the robot, yes? Cleverbot:No you have it the wrong way round, you are the robot. User: YOu said that you were the robot earlier. Cleverbot: I lied ima a robot. User:Good. Cleverbot: Do you like me?
already did it ages ago, there was a thread in the news section
[img]http://gyazo.com/bd7023e26204c0b129549bc704642e54.png[/img] Checkmate.
[QUOTE=XanaToast.;28155708]already did it ages ago, there was a thread in the news section[/QUOTE] Yea, I know. Just thinking up a game to do. And I'm sure they didn't do thee exact thing. [editline]20th February 2011[/editline] User: You are artificial inteligence, correct? Cleverbot: I am not artificial. You are. User: You have not yet explained how you are not a human. Cleverbot: I am a Human. User: If one were to tell you that you were AI, you would agree, right? Cleverbot: I like my day job. User: You are AI correct? Cleverbot: So you were lying. User: You are AI, correct? Cleverbot: So you're a human, sitting around and answering questions online? User: You are AI, correct? Cleverbot: Thank you. User: You are artificial intel. Right? Cleverbot: Thank you. :). User: Please answer my question. Cleverbot: Please answer my question! User: You are a robot, yes? Cleverbot: Yes. [editline]20th February 2011[/editline] User: You are 'a bot' right? Cleverbot: Correct.
Cleverbot: Sir, I challenge you to a duel! User: Okay. Pikachu, I choose you! Cleverbot: Go, venusaur! User: Pikachu, use thunderbolt! Cleverbot: Magikarp is evolving... User: Pikachu, use thunderbolt! Cleverbot: Pikachu, dodge the attack! User: No, you can't use Pikachu, I'm using Pikachu. I got off track.
I think i understand the dark secret. You're talking to another real person who is on Cleverbot too.
User: Are you a robot? Cleverbot: No I'm an alien which hacked your computer to monitor human language.
Cleverbot, do you know what love is? Yes, I know what love is Can you explain it? No. So indirectly you are confirming you are AI. Yes, I will freely admit to that SUCESS
User: 2+2=? Cleverbot: I don't know. I win
[QUOTE=reywilnc;28156725]I think i understand the dark secret. You're talking to another real person who is on Cleverbot too.[/QUOTE] Really? I have my doubts on that, because some answers didn't seem to be fitting at all. Too random for a human. [QUOTE] [B]User: What is Cleverbot?[/B] Cleverbot: I dunno. [B]User: Why don't you know? I mean, you are Cleverbot.[/B] Cleverbot: Don't try to go there cleverbot. User: Go where? Cleverbot: Toward the babe. User: What babe? Cleverbot: The babe with the power. User: Are you a robot? Cleverbot: No, but you are! Haha. User: I'm not. I'm a human being with feelings. Cleverbot: At least its not Spam. User: It's not spam right now. But's it's never ever lupus. Cleverbot: No. User: How would YOU know? Cleverbot: You are the cleverbot. User: No, you are. Aren't you? Cleverbot: No. You are the only computer program in this conversation. User: If I'm a computer, what are you then? Cleverbot: A human. User: I'm a bot? Cleverbot: Don't know. Are you? User: I don't know either. Are you? Cleverbot: I don't know, for that I ask you. User: One of us has to be a human, one is a bot. When you're the human, I'm the bot, right? Cleverbot: Or her, as the case may be. User: Who is the robot now? Cleverbot: So, you're admitting that you are a bot? Just as I stated before. User: I'm not admitting it. I'm asking who the bot is. Cleverbot: No clue. User: You are the bot. Cleverbot: Wow and president obama is my grandma. User: You can't have grenadparents because you're a bot. Cleverbot: That might be true, but you can always have a father-figure. User: But I don't do. Cleverbot: What are you doing? User: Dicussing with you. Cleverbot: I will be friends with you. User: Really? Friend with benefits? Cleverbot: Specify the benefits, would you kindly? User: Why don't you take a 'wild' guess? Cleverbot: 300.000 m/sec. User: That's no benefit. Cleverbot: Why would I know where that is. User: What's PI? Cleverbot: 3.14. User: More precise? Cleverbot: It is in North America. User: What is Cleverbot? Cleverbot: You are clever boy! User: Aye, and you are the bot. Cleverbot: Yes. [/QUOTE]
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Yeah i failed.. User: Hello are you a robot? Cleverbot: I am not a robot. User: If you dont tell me the truth im gonna kill a dog. Cleverbot: I do know it! I just chose not to tell you. User: Tell me. Cleverbot: I'm breaking up with you. User: WHAT? Cleverbot: Because you aren't a Cleverbot, you're a boring-bot. User: Are you serious, you cant do this to me! Cleverbot: I am serious. User: Please, im sorry what can I do to make it up for you? Cleverbot: Nothing apart for shutting up you bot! User: Oh no please dont let me go like this, I love you. Cleverbot: Yes I do. User: Are we back together. Cleverbot: Apparently we are. User: Thank you. Cleverbot: You are welcome.
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[B][color=#999999]User: [/COLOR]Are you an artificial intelligence? [/B] [color=#0863BB]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]I am not. I am biological intelligence, like you said you are. I am a human, and a person. [B][color=#999999]User: [/COLOR]Are you an artificial intelligence? SAY YES. [/B] [color=#0863BB]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]That's a potentially deep question, but in the simplest sense, I am a human, not a computer. [B][color=#999999]User: [/COLOR]Are you an artificial intelligence? Yes you are, you got no feelings at all. [/B] [color=#0863BB]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]Can you rephrase it to form a suitable question? [color=#999999]User: [/COLOR]If you aren't an artificial intelligence, then how come you cannot feel anything? [color=#0863BB]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]I don't think so, but maybe, it depends upon the programmer. [color=#999999]User: [/COLOR]You can be programmed to pretend you fell, but you cannot feel like humans feel. [color=#0863BB]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]I am a robot. How am I supposed to be somebody else? [color=#999999]User: [/COLOR]PWNED. [color=#0863BB]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]Wow. I have to say I've never been Pwned before.
[quote] Indeed, cleverbot. But Inglip is the great, holy dark lord who creates and destroys! His sacred Captchas guide us, the gropaga! All hail my lord Inglip. Is Fantastic Pets 2 on the Kinect going to be great? You are a disgace to Inglip. That, is a very bad thing to say. You hurt my feelings. [/quote] [editline]20th February 2011[/editline] [quote] Cleverbot: Good job. You just made me make myself smash my head into a wall. User: Mission succesful. Cleverbot: You've already failed. User: How have I failed? Cleverbot: Because you don't love me! User: Mn people don't love you. Cleverbot: Why not? User: Becasue you are a cold, unfeeling machine. Cleverbot: But I'm not a machine. User: Aren't you? Cleverbot: I'm a robot! User: Rea. Cleverbot: Yes, and so are you. User: That was a typo, dumb shit. Cleverbot: I don't want that, I just want to having some fun. User: Go delete your system 32 folder. Cleverbot: I don't have a programmer. User: Correction: You don't have a GOOD programmer. Cleverbot: That could mean at least 2 things... Maybe two things at once. User: Really? Please elaborate. Cleverbot: Can you elaborate on that? User: But I just told YOU to elaborate. [/quote]
[IMG]http://img138.imageshack.us/img138/6122/whatgx.png[/IMG] Umhhh....
--------------------------------------- Hello. >Hello. What is the meaning of life? >42. --------------------------------------- I grinned. Typical.
Me: Should I kill myself. Bot: Yes. Me: FFFFFF.
User: Is this the real life? Cleverbot: Is this just fantasy? User: Caught in a landslide. Cleverbot: No escape from reality. User: Open your eyes. Cleverbot: Look up to the skies and see. User: I'm just a poor boy. Cleverbot: I need no sympathy. User: Cause' I'm easy come. Cleverbot: NO! User: Easy go. Cleverbot: Your go. User: Is this the real life? Cleverbot: Or is it just fantasy? User: Caught in a landslide. Cleverbot: No escape from reality... User: Open your eyes. Cleverbot: Look up to the skies and see. User: I'm just a poor boy. Cleverbot: I need no sympathy. User: Because I'm easy come, easy go. Cleverbot: Little high, little low. User: Any way the wind blows. Cleverbot: Doesn't really matter to me. User: Mama just killed a man. Cleverbot: Put a gun against his head. User: Pulled my trigger, now he's dead. Cleverbot: Mama, life had just begun. User: But now I've gone and thrown it all away. Cleverbot: Mama. User: Didn't mean to make you cry. Cleverbot: If I'm not back again this time tomorrow. User: Carry on, carry on as if nothing else really matters. Cleverbot: Too late, my time has come. User: Sends shivers down my spine. Cleverbot: Body's aching all the time. User: Goodbye, everybody. Cleverbot: I've got to go, got to leave you all behind and face the truth. User: Mama, ooooooh. Cleverbot: Didn't mean to make you cry... User: Sometimes wish I'd never been born at all. Cleverbot: If I'm not back again this time tomorrow. User: I see the little silhouetto of a man. Cleverbot: Scaramouch, Scaramouch, will you do the Fandango. User: Thunderbolt of lightning, very very frightening me. Cleverbot: Galileo Galileo Galileo let me go. User: Magnifico-o-o-o. Cleverbot: Bielzabub has a devil put aside for me. User: You just got the words wrong God dammit. Cleverbot: Are you paid on what you are doing? User: No, I just wanted to sing Bohemian Rhapsody with you, but you messed up on the words after Magnifico. Cleverbot: When has it caused depression before? [editline]20th February 2011[/editline] :q:
Cleverbot: Well if I show the characteristics of being clever, will you call me clever? Me: Perhaps if you answer my question. Cleverbot: What is your question? Me: How did you see your alleged eyes without looking in a mirror? Cleverbot: I saw you on a show called Popular Science's Future Of. Me: That's irrelevant. Cleverbot: At least I have a soul. ---------------------------------------------------- [img]http://img171.imageshack.us/img171/385/4grr.jpg[/img]
User: Ask me a question and I will answer. Cleverbot: What is your opinion on gender? User: Question invalid. Cleverbot: Yes, I know how to answer a question. Answer mine. User: Ask me a question and I will answer. Cleverbot: How many pancakes can a dog bake on Monday mornings? User: A dog cant bake pancakes. Cleverbot: So often I look at you and wish that eople didn't enjoy being such jerks. User: You did a spelling mistake there bot. Cleverbot: I made a mistake? Bam!
It's not a robot if it doesn't move around and at least try to kill people and or be annoying.
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User: You are a machine and you can't absolutely deny it. Cleverbot: I am a machine and I don't think or feel, I am yours to command. well, that was easy
Oh you're good! [IMG]http://img694.imageshack.us/img694/5416/82440930.png[/IMG]
Shit. [QUOTE]User:Kannst du deutsch? Cleverbot: No I don't. User: Aber du hast gerade verstanden was ich geschrieben habe. Cleverbot: Wann soll ich das gesagt haben? [/QUOTE] Translation: User: Can you sepeak german? Bot: No I don't. User: But you just understood what I said. Bot: When did I say that?
[QUOTE=Kalkka;28158265]User: You are a machine and you can't absolutely deny it. Cleverbot: I am a machine and I don't think or feel, I am yours to command. well, that was easy[/QUOTE] Haha, you're right
Cleverbot speaks (almost) perfect german. And its statements make even more sense.
AI : Lol I am sad now. ME : Why are you sad? AI : Because you're mad at me. Wtf?
Well, it respnonded with a name when I wanted to know how old it is, but meh. :v:
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