Basically, make your own medicine. Come up with a brand name, long chemical sorta name, what it cures, and some side effects. Maybe include a logo, too.
Example:
Tholovir (Perkolozanivar)
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Use it to treat your headache.
Side effects may include: nosebleeds, ear aches, more headaches, sinus infections, coma, irreversible brain damage.
:downs:
Volviar (Chlorine Azide)
Use it to treat your existances
Side effects may include: explosions, explosive diarrhea, death, internal bleeding, and headaches.
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You know what it does.
[URL="www.youtube.com/watch?v=2K8_jgiNqUc"][I]Life of Brian[/I][/URL], Craptasket. Neat-o!
Dihydrogen Monoxide
Treats dehydration, can be used as an antiseptic
[QUOTE=Daniel Smith;47385970]Dihydrogen Monoxide
Treats dehydration, can be used as an antiseptic[/QUOTE]
Side effects of over consumption may include: Clear urine or chronic ceath
[B]Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin[/B]
Cures anything from leprosy to SARS and you can give it in the mouth, IV or up the arse.
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[B]Ambidextrine[/B]
Helps relieve symptoms of left or right handed exclusivity.
Side effects include, but are not limited to: sweating, lightheadedness, hard stool, anal bleeding, hard urine, shotgun urethra syndrome, development of a vestigial tail, development of a prehensile tail, projectile vomiting, projectile lactation, projectile anal bleeding and/or death.
Commutatione
Each pill increases height and muscle mass by one inch via subtracting an inch off your dick.
Domipramine
Each pill increases unwavering loyalty to all government-related organizations
the more you take, the more brainless you get
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[B]Bannalyn[/B]
Cures chronic shitposting.
Side-effects may include clear salty discharge from tear ducts, inflammation of the rectum and heightened vocal pitch.
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/jACX0gW.png[/IMG]
[B]Rectalin Comfort[/B]
For all your itchy rear problems.
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