Holy shit my fucking hemorrhoids are killing me how do I fix this
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So I had this hemorrhoid and it wasn't bad, just a little itchy and uncomfortable but little to no pain. It starts to heal and recede and then all of the sudden it becomes thrombosed. Which mean a blot clot of something got in that bitch so now I have a giant painful as fuck purple balloon coming out of my ass. It's so bad that as I type this I have to lean forward in my chair, so my hemorrhoid doesn't get too much pressure on it and pop or something.
tl;dr: Ass has giant painful purple baloon coming out of it, hurts like fuck. Help :(
Go to a doctor and get some suppositories or other medicine.
PS: Suppositories are essentially butt pills so take that information however you want.
[sp]except orally[/sp]
You realize that if I shove anything in or out of my ass. This purple balloon will EXPLODE blood and puss everywhere.....
Very well my friend.
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Use these.
Fire, use it
Preparation H. It works wonders and it's instant relief.
...this is from personal experiences.
You should explode it, and post a video.
[QUOTE=Jetblack357;36376734]You should explode it, and post a video.[/QUOTE]
Why'd you have to go and put that image in my head man?
Start using Metamucil or some other brand of fiber therapy in the future..
[QUOTE=Jetblack357;36376448]Very well my friend.
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Use these.[/QUOTE]
Holy fuck I just cringed off my chair
[QUOTE=Jetblack357;36376448]Very well my friend.
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Use these.[/QUOTE]
NOPENOPENOPE
Doctor. Now...
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It worked for me once, guys. Why are you all against that idea?
Let it become your natural weapon. So when someone pisses you off, rip off your pants, cue battle cry, and shoot your enemies with your new ass-lasers
[QUOTE=bluesky;36376269]tl;dr: Ass has giant painful purple baloon coming out of it, hurts like fuck. Help :([/QUOTE]
Sell baloons to little girls?
LET'S ALL QUOTE IT LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.
I've actually trained myself to not cringe at that but still, stop fucking quoting it.
poke a needle in it and drain the liquidy parts into a water balloon then throw it at your enemies
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