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[B]UPDATE:[/B] [U][B]You can use four items if you don't use lube or condoms.[/B] [/U] Your goal is to creep the fuck out of a cashier at Walmart with the items you're buying. You can only buy three types of item, but multiple units of each. I'll start: Exlax Cactus Bandages

gun rope shovel

duct tape rope toothbrush

A 55 gallon drum of lube 17,000 sharpies A box of Oreos

3 x Magnum Condoms

[QUOTE=Wingz;48369307]duct tape rope toothbrush[/QUOTE] what's the toothbrush for?

use ur imagination

[QUOTE=matt000024;48369319]what's the toothbrush for?[/QUOTE] to brush your teeth of course

Lube Metal rod Ten baseballs

Raccoon trap Condoms Trash bags [editline]4th August 2015[/editline] Cough Syrup Sudafed Lithium Batteries

bleach acetone rags

Rebel flag Gay pride flag Condoms [editline]4th August 2015[/editline] Rebel flag Rope White sheets

diapers spoons sugar

Guns Koran Like 100 lighters

Giant box of BBs Exlax Vacuum hose

Hypodermic needles Draino Various fruits

Toy Horse Rope Candlestick (Xtra Long)

As a Walmart employee I am thoroughly creeped out right now.

[QUOTE=yellowoboe;48369512]As a Walmart employee I am thoroughly creeped out right now.[/QUOTE] I'd probably enjoy it :)

Tampons Carpet cleaner Mop [editline]4th August 2015[/editline] [QUOTE=yellowoboe;48369512]As a Walmart employee I am thoroughly creeped out right now.[/QUOTE] Thanks, you're getting me into the mood.

[QUOTE=yellowoboe;48369512]As a Walmart employee I am thoroughly creeped out right now.[/QUOTE] How many of these combinations have you actually ever seen people buy (or at least try to buy)?

(using the automotive cashier or even the garden department) Condoms Large mayonnaise jar(s) Car battery / Tall heavy plant

I am never allowed back to two different Wal-Marts in Alabama. :disappoint:

Mayonnaise Teddy bear Diapers

Minions plushies Sewing Kit Condoms/Lube? [editline]4th August 2015[/editline] [QUOTE=yellowoboe;48369512]As a Walmart employee I am thoroughly creeped out right now.[/QUOTE] Try to ring up four bottles of Robitussin on one transaction.

[QUOTE=matt000024;48369539]How many of these combinations have you actually ever seen people buy (or at least try to buy)?[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Wingz;48369450]diapers spoons sugar[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Mister_Jack;48369387]Cough Syrup Sudafed Lithium Batteries[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=matt000024;48369306]gun rope shovel[/QUOTE]

Anime movie Anime show Anime book [editline]4th August 2015[/editline] [QUOTE=Wingz;48369450]diapers spoons sugar[/QUOTE] Also I might need an explanation for this one.

P. sure that's also meth.

cheese sticky mouse traps ceiling hooks

Extra strength pain reliever Lubricant Metal coat hangars