go to the doctor
and take a picture of it and post it on facepunch
Drink it to regain a stabilized blood level. Usually pissing blood is caused by an unhealthy diet, mainly including alcoholic drinks. This is just a way for your body to tell that it's disagreeing with your diet.
Trust me, I'm a doctor.
It's a cut on the inside, you'll be fine. If problem persists, go to the doctor.
I went to art-school, and I'm a professional astronout. You have aids, OP.
First of all, you are getting your manperiod, this is completely normal and you shouldn't feel afraid. Secondly, you are just growing up and I wished I could have been there son.
The end is nigh.
Sacrifice a virgin and maybe God will forgive your sins.
ur gun die
[QUOTE=MrJazzy;27414871]I went to art-school, and I'm a professional astronout. You have aids, OP.[/QUOTE]
You're talking bull. There's no way art-school informs you how a human body works, nor will it tell you how x reaction is caused by y behaviour. And astronauts deal with rocket science, not medicines. What do you want to do with your Calligraphy diploma? Paint someone's liver yellow? Or what do you to do with your career in astronauting? Show him how a planet is formed?
Show me your papers.
[QUOTE=Recurracy;27414944]You're talking bull. There's no way art-school informs you how a human body works, nor will it tell you how x reaction is caused by y behaviour. And astronauts deal with rocket science, not medicines. What do you want to do with your Calligraphy diploma? Paint someone's liver yellow? Or what do you to do with your career in astronauting? Show him how a planet is formed?
Show me your papers.[/QUOTE]
You are forgetting about space medicine.
[QUOTE=Finkleburg;27415024]You are forgetting about space medicine.[/QUOTE]
Of course, how could I forget about that method.
OP, we're gonna shoot you into orbit. The radiation of the sun has proven to be a perfect remedy for this kind of body failure.
We'll pick you up when we have complete radio silence.
[QUOTE=Recurracy;27414944]You're talking bull. There's no way art-school informs you how a human body works, nor will it tell you how x reaction is caused by y behaviour. And astronauts deal with rocket science, not medicines. What do you want to do with your Calligraphy diploma? Paint someone's liver yellow? Or what do you to do with your career in astronauting? Show him how a planet is formed?
Show me your papers.[/QUOTE]
Actually I studied the human body from the outside as well as from the inside during artschool, as that is my main-focus when I paint, so I did learn alot about medicine. And as an astronout space medicine is a very important and major program we have to learn because alot of things can and will go wrong while we're up there. I would show you the papers but I'm currently in africa studying the seaworld at the somalian coast, as I work part-time as an astronout and part-time as amarine biologist. I only paint on my freetime these days.
Why is it that people always ask FP before they go seek actual medical attention.
Pissing blood? You are becoming a man! Congratulations
Troll OP is a troll.
[QUOTE=koekje4life V2;27415201]Why is it that people always ask FP before they go seek actual medical attention.[/QUOTE]
I would actually advice OP to go to a nearby prison, I used to work as a prisonguard and found that most of the jailbirds were actually just casual doctors accused for sexual assault by women who were simply examined for medical reasons.
[QUOTE=MrJazzy;27415276]I would actually advice OP to go to a nearby prison, I used to work as a prisonguard and found that most of the jailbirds were actually just casual doctors accused for sexual assault by women who were simply examined for medical reasons.[/QUOTE]
Is there anything you didn't do?
whoresayswhat
[QUOTE=dj_night;27415264]Troll OP is a troll.[/QUOTE]
No seriously I'm actually pissing blood.
Probably a kidney stone. If so, you'll experience quite sharp pains in your back in a day or two.
Go see a doctor. He'll supply you with painkillers, and eventually you piss it out.
drain all ur blood so you don't have any left to piss
Going to doctor now, pray Its nothing serious.
[QUOTE=Recurracy;27415295]Is there anything you didn't do?
whoresayswhat[/QUOTE]
Well... I've never kept a job I guess.
Wich reminds me of my time as a librarian in Rome.
You have seconds to live.
If this is serious you shouldn't be posting on Fast Threads, instead you should've immediately contacted a doctor.
Listen to this song:
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0E9OW4CzaFc[/media]
Go to the hospital. This happend to me once
[QUOTE=MintyMginty;27415358]Listen to this song:
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0E9OW4CzaFc[/media][/QUOTE]
I hope you're serious and not shitting about this song
nothing wrong probably
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