If you have a painful variant of glue ear (sore throat + ear when swallowing) drink carbonated sodas - root beer for example. Really takes away a lot of the pain.
[b]Posting a joke piece of advice for a laugh probably isn't going to make anyone else laugh but you.[/b]
Don't post ponies on fp
Do not hit yourself in the balls. It hurts.
always pee before you go to bed
fap before making an important decision.
Dont read The hitchhikers guide to the galaxy while having fever-confusion.
if at first you don't succeed, fuck it you probably suck at it
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never NEVER use the appropriate time for cooling off hotpockets
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a great man once said: on your knees or I kick the shit out of you` that great man is called Angelo Bruno. a true OG
use a fucking condom or die of aids you impregnating scumbag
Don't trust a Colombian midget with a hook for a hand
Never give up
I'll be your friend forever
don't cross the streams
Never compare yourself with others, only compare yourself to what your were the day before.
Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets.
stop reading this thread, the advice is shit, and not even funny
Using a large caliber gun on your head or hanging yourself from an attachment point of above ten feet are the 2 fastest ways to kill yourself without having any pain.
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For best results, use a rope that is tested to support several hundred pounds/kilograms, and aim the muzzle of the gun at a slightly upward angle towards the roof of your mouth.
only like 3 people have posted genuine advice
this makes me sad
be kind to strangers.
Eye contact shows power and confidence, use it wisely.
Sucking at something is the first step at being good at it.
If you sprinkle when you tinkle, be a sweetie and wipe the seatie.
Scavenge the seafloor for nutrients!
Put tissue paper in the toilet before you shit
Never trust the monkeys.
To be successful, you should not be more like yourself. You should be like me.
Don't drink the water. They put something in it, to make you forget.
Remember - Homemade meals almost always taste better then fast food.
Lrn2Cook. You might even impress the LADIES.
[QUOTE=bisousbisous;39038317]Using a large caliber gun on your head or hanging yourself from an attachment point of above ten feet are the 2 fastest ways to kill yourself without having any pain.
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For best results, use a rope that is tested to support several hundred pounds/kilograms, and aim the muzzle of the gun at a slightly upward angle towards the roof of your mouth.[/QUOTE]
oh thanks i'll keep that in mind.
It is NEVER a good idea if somebody has to reassure you about it. Don't do it.
Use a condom next time.
Never,ever step on a suspicious looking circle or shape in a field,especially in Slavic countries,unless you want to get mutilated.
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