The stupidest thing you have ever been 'told off for'.
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By this I mean:
Stupid teachers being dildos.
You being an idiot.
Parents being parents.
Mine was for calling someone a pervert. They told their parents, their parents told my school and my teacher went medieval on my arse. I obviously tried to defend myself, but they didn't give a shit about my side of the story. I think I got a week detention or some shit.
What about you?
There was a broken fan in the middle of the street and some old lady yelled at me for it.
Making fart noises with my hands.
Creaking my chair in class.
Making a joke to the person sitting next to me about a sheet that said "... requires nine (9) something something..."
I was simply joking that nobody needs the other nine and the teacher started going crazy. We were like :geno:
Oh shi-
Forgot to say, one of my teachers was just a complete nonce to me. :v: Any one day this kid with a crazy bad lisp walked into the class room and said this "Sir, can I have some scissors please". I replied with 'Sorry we've got no scissors' in a faux lisp. Note that the sentence he said had seven s's in it, and the 'Have' was turned into 'has'. He made me go and apologise in front of the whole of the boy's class.
Another time the same teacher sent me out because I said that I was pregnant.
Yawning in class.
My parents constantly tell me off for trying to help them on their computer for being 'unhelpful'. Sometimes they ask my brother to help, who refuses being really unenthusiastic about it claiming he doesn't know how anything works on Vista. I clearly and eagerly suggest what to do, and am ignored. I repeat myself a few times but am ignored over and over. When they finally get my brother to help and he works out what's wrong after about ten minutes, I say "That's what I said to do in the first place" and get told off for not helping, I argue that I was helping and they say the typical "it's not what you said it was the way you said it". What, in an enthusiastic way as opposed to an "i don't care" and sarcastic tone my brother had adopted?
Also my dad once told me off for reaching for a maximise button claiming I was trying to close the window. (It was IE, no webpage loaded yet anyway and it wasn't responding, he wouldn't let me close it because he said "not responding" meant hadn't got a website to "respond" yet because you haven't typed anything in the address bar.) He forced me off the computer and didn't let me use it again for ages. I didn't care about that 'punishment' though, I had my own computer.
Oh, I also got told off for talking during assembly once because I saw a girl sitting across from me who looked like she was crying, and I asked if she was okay. Back then I was much more sensitive and I started crying for being told off. Then the teacher asked me what was wrong, I reluctantly answered why, then I got told off again for "complaining" about being told off. Apparently they had forgotten that they [i]asked[/i] me what was wrong, I didn't complain at all.
well lets just say apparently 'pikey' is a race..
One day in class, everybody was talking non-stop, quite loudly. You could smother yourself with a pillow and still hear them. The teacher wasn't doing anything, no, NOTHING. She was just sitting there, expecting them to shut up themselves. Old people do that, and my teacher looks well over 60, but she's too sensitive about her age to tell us.
So anyway, after about 5 minutes of this non-stop trouble, I cracked and yelled at the top of my lungs;
"EVERYBODY, BE QUIET"
It made everybody shut up, and then start again. Not only that, the teacher also went on about how she is in control of the classroom, but she didn't realize that I actually didn't care because all I did was say, "Kay, sorry" after everything she said.
I once got told off for deleting some virus-infested warez my brother downloaded... he told my parents he bought it... :smith:
I wrote a fake note in class then I threw a chair out the window and resisted arrest
Back in 4th grade I told a kid I didn't want to be his friend anymore (well,it was more like: FUCK OFF!i DONT WAN TO BE YOUR FRIEND ANYMORE!) so he went (crying) to the counselors office were he cried like a baby and I had to go there (TWICE) cause he was a pussy and said I was bullying him.
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[QUOTE=SamRinny;19332886]Oh shi-
Forgot to say, one of my teachers was just a complete nonce to me. :v: Any one day this kid with a crazy bad lisp walked into the class room and said this "Sir, can I have some scissors please". I replied with 'Sorry we've got no scissors' in a faux lisp. Note that the sentence he said had seven s's in it, and the 'Have' was turned into 'has'. He made me go and apologise in front of the whole of the boy's class.
Another time the same teacher sent me out because I said that I was pregnant.[/QUOTE]
I hate lisps. I've been in detion alot becuase of them.
"Thur youth can borroow ma penthil"
A teacher(not mine) in Jr. High yelled at me kicked me out of his class before school for saying that the guys on his Foosball table had "cheap Mexican hairdos"
I was only stating a fact.
The girls in my class need to get laid badly. One word a boy says wrong, and the girls go: ' OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WERE LIEK TELIGN OAN YOO BEECUZ YOO SED STEENK' Don't rate me bad spelling because that is literally how they say it. :Dawkins102: Makes me RAGE HARD RARGLEBARGLEHBJFHUHKGUJG
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have the tried asking someone with a lisp to say "i like big socks".
did that to the classrooms retard and man did he loose a ton of friends
[QUOTE='[EG] Pepper;19336168']have the tried asking someone with a lisp to say "i like big socks".
did that to the classrooms retard and man did he loose a ton of friends[/QUOTE]
Tha'ts genius.
when i was like 5 i smashed a picture in a random book i was pretending to read. You had to listen to a tape and read it at the same time. Anyway so i hit it with my (little)fist when the teacher was looking. I've always been a nice kid and that day is one black day in my entire life..:(
the other times i didn't, the teachers just ignored me, because i never do anything wrong :v: (i even was the teachers example for a year, so i could do anything i wanted, and everyone knew it.)
I was laughing at a picture of some Africans watering rocks for some reason in a text book, and the teacher thought I was laughing at them because they were black.
[sp]It was a bit of both.[/sp]
did an impression of scorpion(mortal kombat)
aka: GET OVER HERE
having a window shade randomly falling on me, and getting in trouble for it.
I rode my bike down a sidewalk and this old lady called the cops thinking that she owned the sidewalk. She then parked her car on the sidewalk.
For Getting A perfect score,They Said i was Cheating T.T
[QUOTE=Bloody_teers;19339903]having a window shade randomly falling on me, and getting in trouble for it.[/QUOTE]
I had a clock fall on me once, and I got blamed for breaking it.
The clock was hung above a door, of course it was going to fall eventually.
[QUOTE=Chaox;19340021]For Getting A perfect score,They Said i was Cheating T.T[/QUOTE]
wut game?
I told some little girl to "come here" jokingly. Her brother thought I wanted to rape her or something, and then proceeded to twist my wrist and yell at me, saying "Gimme your arm, boy!!!" He told the teacher and the teacher told me not to "tease" the girl. Something like that.
the most stupid things i didnt get yelled at for was in english class i tipped my desk over and shouted "well fuck here we go" the teacher kinda just stood there then went back to the lesson.
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