Ever have fun being a smug bastard? Do you like being so smug that it makes other people go insane? This is the thread to talk about it in. My contribution:
Although, it is pretty fun to be nonchalant with not doing something unimportant, like I did a few days ago in MCAS Mathematics. We were playing this game where your group had to answer a question correctly, and every group that got it right sent one teammate over to this large, empty Gatorade container you see at sports games, take a half-deflated ball and throw it in for one, two, or three points in order to actually get a point, like basketball. In other words, even if you answered it correctly, if you miss that shot your team gets no points. Naturally, I'm bad at most sports, and since Mathematics is all about logic, I made the "logical" decision for my team by sitting around and having someone else shooting for me. The teacher was upset, and the entire damn class was begging me to do it, but I just sat there and said "Nope, I won't make it anyway so what's the point in even trying?", and eventually they just had someone else go in my place every time. Call me lazy, but I find the scoring system of that game to be, well, biased against those who are poor at sports. I didn't get in trouble either, and there wasn't any damage to my participation grade for the day. Besides, there's a difference between basketball and solving difficult problems that you're expected to answer correctly in order to get promoted to the 11th grade. I also continuously poked holes in the teacher's methods of getting me to shoot, and delayed the progress of the game for a good 5-10 minutes. :mmmsmug:
Shit thread is shit
When I use to play soccer when I was like 11 I got in an arguement with the kid who was playing goalie and he said I'd never be able to catch a ball, then 30 minutes later I get hit in the face with the ball which made me black out for about 3 minutes. Did I mention it landed in my hands when I hit the ground out cold?
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Some chick told me it was going to rain on the day me and my friends were going to Six Flags, and that all the weather places said so.
Looked up 4 weather places and they all predicted 94 degrees and sunny, smug bastard posted it to her wall and said "blow me".
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I beat the local bully in a fistfight even though I am a skinny looser and he is one of those muscles on muscles jocks. My school allows either P90X(some 'hard core' steroid workout) or Tai-Chi for PE. I chose Tai-Chi, so he could never hit me. Then I knocked him over and smashed his face with my foot.
:smug: This was my face.
[QUOTE=MacTrekkie;25853784]I beat the local bully in a fistfight even though I am a skinny looser and he is one of those muscles on muscles jocks. My school allows either P90X(some 'hard core' steroid workout) or Tai-Chi for PE. I chose Tai-Chi, so he could never hit me. Then I knocked him over and smashed his face with my foot.
:smug: This was my face.[/QUOTE]And then you woke up :smug:
some guy made a thread about how he woke up and swallowed something that felt weird and didn't know what it was
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Sent a black dildo to my english teacher
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[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;25863321]Sent a black dildo to my english teacher
:smugdog:[/QUOTE]
What gender was your English teacher?
[QUOTE=M4 Sherman;25864387]What gender was your English teacher?[/QUOTE]
Male
An old friend of mine was OBSESSED with legos, to the point where he would abandon his own family and other friends for them. So one day when he was down the road doing something I destroyed them, kicking them apart and such. When he got back and saw what I did I blamed it on someone else and he believed it.
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Argued with someone for about an hour and a half while we were walking down the road, he was completely convinced that everything he was saying was right, and that he was gonna look it up and basically annihilate my side of our argument.
Turns out everything he said was pretty much wrong.
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I sent my friend in America a parcle of clothes and a letter, he waited impatiently for about two weeks, wondering what he was going to get.
It was a mini-skirt, in his size. :smug:
[QUOTE=Nerts;25870669]It was a mini-skirt, in his size.[/QUOTE]
If that got sent to me after waiting for two weeks, you wouldn't be the one with the smug look on his face.
He's straight, and gets uncomfortable about gay stuff, so I hit on him for shits and giggles.
[QUOTE=CaMpEr_DoOd;25870718]If that got sent to me after waiting for two weeks, you wouldn't be the one with the smug look on his face.[/QUOTE]
Rated you gaybow.
Mine has to be when I wanted to buy a years License of Avira for my PC, and my mum insisted on getting my dad to do it, he kept delaying it and trying to not buy it, and ended up installing some free anti-virus program that came with my ISP. The very next day he got a virus and ended up having to reformat his PC (I wasn't there to help him, so he just freaked out and reformatted it). Avira was swiftly purchased after that.
i can get decent grades without even taking school seriously and do homework
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Film class when the teacher is like "who has heard of X"
*Only person who raises hand*
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