• Post your "amazing" Philosopihcal Questions/Statements
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I said do it bitch. I'll go first: 1. If a person was born deaf, then what language do they speak in? 2. If an oriental man spins around until dizzy, does he actually become disoriented? 3. Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected expected? 4. If a tree falls on a mime in a forest, will he make a sound? 5. If a tree falls on a philosopher in a forest, and that philosopher successfully proves its nonexistence, does it change the fact that [I]a fucking tree just blew the shit out of him?[/I] 6. Cheese has holes. The more cheese you have, the more holes you have. The more holes you have, the less cheese you have. The more cheese you have, the less cheese you have.
If a woman kisses a man but says she loves someone else did she ever love him?
[I]If a key opens multiple locks, it's a master key. If a lock is opened by multiple keys, then it's a shitty lock.[/I] Explaination to how when a guy sleeps with a bunch of women, he's a hero. If a women sleeps with a bunch of guys, she's a whore.
What if Pinocchio said "My nose will grow now"?
Was Dan boobies?
If i asked you to sleep with me, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
Does thought have volume? If someone was somehow reading your mind and you were thinking in a whispering voice, would it 'sound' quieter to them?
Got this from LMAO pics: [IMG]http://i285.photobucket.com/albums/ll46/jaehead/Philosoraptor-If-Con-is-the-opposit.jpg[/IMG]
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Haters gonna hate.
[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;22291967]What if Pinocchio said "My nose will grow now"?[/QUOTE] oh fuck :psypop:
What is beauty?
[QUOTE=JETFIGHTER5;22293758]What is beauty?[/QUOTE] Some nice pair of boobs.
[QUOTE=Armyis1337;22291790] 2. If an oriental man spins around until dizzy, does he actually become disoriented?[/QUOTE] Wait lemme test this out. [editline]02:49AM[/editline] Yes
War does not tell who is right. Only who is left. And remember, getting pissed off is better than getting pissed on.
Procrastination is a lot like masturbation. It feels really good until you figure out you're only fucking yourself.
If you had the ability to shapeshift, could you shapeshift into a chicken, lay an egg, shapeshift BACK into a human, and eat your egg?
"Children love to fight, and rarely think about death, they're the perfect soldiers"
When someone invents a weapon, do they feel like they created something or destroyed something?
What was so civil about the civil war?
I got one for you OP. What's it like to be a gigantic tool?
Here's a good one. Can God create a boulder so gigantic that it is impossible for him to move?
What kind of voice does a deaf person think in?
[QUOTE=ArcNova;22306792]I got one for you OP. What's it like to be a gigantic tool?[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://i48.tinypic.com/5ff6o0.jpg[/IMG] Why does one drive on a parkway and park in a driveway? Such is the conundrum of the modern man.
If we are all gods children...Whats so special about jesus?
All human behaviour can be explained through gene-centered evolutionary biology. I'm constantly reminded about this one.
If god died and came back to life...Does that not make him a zombie?
We all know that all logical thinking is fallable in the way that we don't know everything yet yes? So if we assume that infallable logical thinking is in fact impossible and accept that our logical thinking is fallable on the basis that we are missing out on facts does that give you infallable logical reasoning? In short as I'm typing this very tired. If you assume that your logical is flawed and accept that does it make it unflawed in that sense?
It's impossible to truly "know" anything right now about the external world because it's impossible to rule out the possibility that you are dreaming.
[QUOTE=Dragoshi1;22308352]If god died and came back to life...Does that not make him a zombie?[/QUOTE] it boggles my mind that people genuinely get god and jesus mixed up i mean god damn it. [editline]11:00AM[/editline] [QUOTE=Dr Zoidberg;22308480]We all know that all logical thinking is fallable in the way that we don't know everything yet yes? So if we assume that infallable logical thinking is in fact impossible and accept that our logical thinking is fallable on the basis that we are missing out on facts does that give you infallable logical reasoning? In short as I'm typing this very tired. If you assume that your logical is flawed and accept that does it make it unflawed in that sense?[/QUOTE] But just because something is flawed, does that mean you know what it's flaws are, or even know [I]anything[/I] more about the situation other than the fact you don't know about it? Although having said that I do believe the only true thing we can believe in is that we don't know a great deal. Yet mystery and reality emerge fro mthe same source. This source is called darkness. Knowledge is weird.
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