Whats the weirdest thing you've done for sexual pleasure?

[Richiee]

I put my dick in a vacuum cleaner hose and turned it on. I got my dick sucked. I felt no pleasure at all from it though, highly disappointed.

[falcont2t]

what

[QuickSnapz]

Fucked a dog

[Sirdownloadsalot]

I downloaded some porn to masturbate too.
No, really. I actualy masturbate to porn being downloaded.

There is a reason for my username ya know.

[BYK]

Rubbed my dick on the carpet really fast, because you know carpet burn feels great on your dick.

[Metanar]

well now...

[QuickSnapz]

[QUOTE=Metanar;32974959]well now...[/QUOTE]

I suggest you don't answer

[MightyLOLZOR]

Fucked my sister's doll, because it has a hole that looks like a vagina. I regret nothing, that felt great

[K3inMitl3id]

[QUOTE=MightyLOLZOR;32974994]Fucked my sister's doll, because it has a hole that looks like a vagina. I regret nothing, that felt great[/QUOTE]

What happened to the doll after you were done?

[Pnukup]

[QUOTE=K3inMitl3id;32975049]What happened to the doll after you were done?[/QUOTE]It's now 4 month pregnant.

[MightyLOLZOR]

[QUOTE=K3inMitl3id;32975049]What happened to the doll after you were done?[/QUOTE]

Nothing really, I pulled out before I came, and fixed the doll back the way it was

[Pnukup]

[QUOTE=MightyLOLZOR;32975080]Nothing really, I pulled out before I came, and fixed the doll back the way it was[/QUOTE]You should have ejaculated all over the doll and filmed your sisters reactions when she found it.

[Loriborn]

[QUOTE=Pnukup;32975103]You should have ejaculated all over the doll and filmed your sisters reactions when she found it.[/QUOTE]

And asking for that was the weirdest thing Pnukup's ever done for sexual pleasure.

[Pnukup]

[QUOTE=Loriborn;32975129]And asking for that was the weirdest thing Pnukup's ever done for sexual pleasure.[/QUOTE]You don't even wanna know, trust me.

[Richiee]

[QUOTE=Loriborn;32975129]And asking for that was the weirdest thing Pnukup's ever done for sexual pleasure.[/QUOTE]

Knowing Pnukup that doll was probably a pony.

[Pnukup]

I masturbated by rubbing the tip of my dick against my blanket, there was blood stains on the blanket by the time I came, and most of the times it was 50 / 50 jizz and blood.

This was before I even knew you could just fap normally, mind you.

[Lufttygger306]

I once stick my finger up my ass while fapping

[Richiee]

[QUOTE=Lufttygger306;32975270]I once stick my finger up my ass while fapping[/QUOTE]

I do that all the time.

[Codemaster85]

[QUOTE=Lufttygger306;32975270]I once stick my finger up my ass while fapping[/QUOTE]
not that uncommon, just most guys don't talk about it because its "weird"

[Lufttygger306]

[QUOTE=ragin cajun;32975276]I do that all the time.[/QUOTE]

But i hadn't cleaned my ass properly...

[MightyLOLZOR]

I also tickle my dick sometimes with fluffy things, and cum without actually fapping after a while

[Pnukup]

[QUOTE=Lufttygger306;32975270]I once stick my finger up my ass while fapping[/QUOTE]
It's not weired at all.
You could orgasm by doing just that.
It's called anal masturbation and it's amazing.

[Bytecry]

but your finger wont do shit. you need something a lot thicker.

[Pnukup]

Not the first few times.
It's wise to start with your fingers, but after you feel like you know what you're doing, you could buy a dildo.
But don't forget lube.

[OwnedByTheDog]

[QUOTE=ragin cajun;32974858]I put my dick in a vacuum cleaner hose and turned it on. I got my dick sucked. I felt no pleasure at all from it though, highly disappointed.[/QUOTE]
That's actually really bad for your penis because it destroys the bloodvessels.

[Richiee]

[QUOTE=OwnedByTheDog;32975476]That's actually really bad for your penis because it destroys the bloodvessels.[/QUOTE]

So that's why I've never had a boner before.

[MasterFen007]

I've done certain things involving water balloons.

[jbthekid]

Back massager, and my utensil.

[JohnnyMo]

your mom

[Quagmire]

[QUOTE=JohnnyMo1;32975555]your mom[/QUOTE]

I like where this is going. :quagmire: