Well my mom is one of those lifetime watching men hating woman that thinks she is the overseer and all knowing of everything and is a total and complete bitch. I want to let her know how much of a fucking retard she is. I need somethings to say that will make her think way different about herself because I'm about to move in with my dad. I need something to say to give her a reality check.
Her statistics:
Thinks shes smart
Lies a lot
Alcoholic
Smokes pot
Watches lifetime
Thinks all men are wifebeaters
Hides behind a boyfreind when she is losing an arguement
Takes everything literally
Starts drama
I'm not trollin just in need of some help. I'm ready for your "not your personal army" comments..
"Bring me a sandwich."
her reply "I'm not your maid"
Well aren't you technically hiding behind Facepunch now?...
sort of..
Slap dat bitch like the mods slap us everyday!
I'M SORRY PLEASE DON'T HIT ME AGAIN.
[QUOTE=White;21803531]sort of..[/QUOTE]
have her car crash into a tree making her fall into a coma and when she wakes up she will have met jesus and jesus has changed her life magically and everything will be better.
She's already a wannabe christian who donates way too much money to the christian radio that always tells people to donate to the lord.
[QUOTE=zeebiedeebie;21803491]"Bring me a sandwich."[/QUOTE]
That'd be stupid.
You should say, [b]"Get my fucking sandwich, bitch.[/b] then backhand her.
Serious comments. None that will result in juvenile hall.
You could theaten her you'll call police and tell them that she has pot.
[QUOTE=DemonDog;21803614]That'd be stupid.
You should say, [b]"Get my fucking sandwich, bitch.[/b] then backhand her.[/QUOTE]
That's just as stupid
You should say [b]"Get my fucking sandwich bitch and stay the fuck in the kitchen."[/b] then backhand her
@PlamZ
You don't know how tempting that is. There's one slight problem though. I might have some illegal things in my room as well.
[QUOTE=White;21803453]
Thinks shes smart
Lies a lot
Alcoholic
Smokes pot
Watches lifetime
Thinks all men are wifebeaters
Hides behind a boyfreind when she is losing an arguement
Takes everything literally
Starts drama
[/QUOTE]
All you gotta do is tell her these
[QUOTE=White;21803728]@PlamZ
You don't know how tempting that is. There's one slight problem though. I might have some illegal things in my room as well.[/QUOTE]
There's something that's called : Making a plan. You hide EVERYTHING that you may think to be illegal at your friend house.
I would have to wait a couple days because my mom most likely will tell them to piss test me as well.
[QUOTE=White;21803838]I would have to wait a couple days because my mom most likely will tell them to piss test me as well.[/QUOTE]
Well, i'll tell you something. [I]Being on drugs is not illegal.[/I] Only possessing is.
A 12 year old kid may be shooted with heroin and drunk, he can't be fined because he does not have those on him.
how old are you
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op
[QUOTE=White;21803497]her reply "I'm not your maid"[/QUOTE]
Here's a comeback
[b]You better COMEBACK with a sandvich[/b]
[QUOTE=minilandstan;21803920]Here's a comeback
[b]You better COMEBACK with a sandvich[/b][/QUOTE]
no one is laughing
stop trying to be funny, you're horrible at it
Well I'm surprised this hasn't been suggested yet but have you tried pouring her a nice bubble bath, massaging her until she's in a state of relaxation, then sucking her fat dick?
This works with my mom. Just be a problem solver.
[QUOTE=bobste;21803914]how old are you
[editline]09:26PM[/editline]
op[/QUOTE]
17
Ask her a science question no one knows when she says she knows better.
[QUOTE=broo20;21803578]Slap dat bitch like the mods slap us everyday!
I'M SORRY PLEASE DON'T HIT ME AGAIN.[/QUOTE]
You love it and you know it.
I know I do. :smug:
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