• Weird habits/Stuff you do that you can't explain
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There's probably been loads of threads like this already, but everyone has weird habits, so let's hear 'em. I suck my thumb, check my pockets a lot, and when I'm in a car with raindrops on the windows I do that thing where I move my head around to make the raindrop 'dodge' objects outside.
I bite my nails I say anus every time I'm done playing the harmonica I play with my dick while peeing which has caused trouble a few times I tend to wake up before the clock I deliberately messed up the way I walk and now I look like a fucking idiot I mix honey and milk
I keep my hands in my pockets pretty much all the time. Feels so weird just letting them hang.
I bite my finger nails, and the skin around the finger nails.
i sit on my hands whenever i'm sitting down.
I bite my finger nails and sometimes toe nails. I always scratch my head even if it's not itching. And whenever I play a game or watch a movie, I tend to act like the main character of either the game or movie after I'm done watching/playing it,
I check twice if my family is home before masturbating without locking the door.
I pick the pepperoni off pizza sometimes, microwave them for a few seconds til crispy and eat them like chips/crisps.
i masturbate at day with the entire family in the house i eat crisps+ketchup sandwiches i weigh 18 stone i'm 14
I close the tab facepunch is in and open facepunch again in a new tab to change threads
[QUOTE=Zarjk;35932792]I check twice if my family is home before masturbating without locking the door.[/QUOTE] I can't masturbate without knowing everyone in the house is either sleeping, or noone else than me is in the house...
I get really nervous when walking around in public, god knows why.
i suck in my cheeks and bite them a bit, my family thinks im retarded in some way.
there is this one part if my lower lip i hold on to with my teath. i always eat th bottum of a muffin first. and i like rubing my girlfreinds back or through here hair
Bite fingernails/skin around them. Bite inside of mouth/lips. Eat paper.
I pick up other people's habits. One of my friends has this AWFUL guttural and nasal laugh. It's so hard to explain. Yet I can emulate it perfectly, because now it's my fucking laugh and I HATE IT.
I pretend to turn and twist the knobs of an audio mixer whenever I listen to electronic music sometimes.
When I start daydreaming about a cool idea for a movie, I tend to get really exited, pace around, and twitch my arms back. I can't control it, and I've never been able to notice the twitching, but other people say I do it, so they must think there's something wrong with me. :smith:
I bite the skin off of my bottom lip until it starts bleeding.
I tend to injure myself, just a little bit at a time... I guess im a masochist
I rub myself throughout the day A lot.
I play with my hair almost constantly
Using smileys :(
i clean my nose every morning
I like to let my mind wander from subject to subject until i can backtrace like 10 minutes of random thougths.
There are some words that I literally cannot say in some situations. For instance, if someone's blocking my way, I am physically incapable of saying "excuse me". I need to say "'scuse me" or else I lock up and can't talk.
Women migrate to me during the winter.
[QUOTE=Rocko's;35932617]I bite my finger nails and sometimes toe nails. I always scratch my head even if it's not itching. And whenever I play a game or watch a movie, I tend to act like the main character of either the game or movie after I'm done watching/playing it,[/QUOTE] Are you me? [editline]13th May 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=HazeFyer23;35935011]I pretend to turn and twist the knobs of an audio mixer whenever I listen to electronic music sometimes.[/QUOTE] I think everyone does this. It's the DJ equivalent of air guitar.
Tend do something weird when I sneeze, and I sneeze really loud. For example, one time I sneezed in class and I sneezed, then blew air through my lips to make me sound like a horse. Another time I sneezed and I made a high pitch "Ahoooaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh". Idk why I do it. [editline]13th May 2012[/editline] I also tend to gag when I burp, not that anything happened, I just make a gagging noise. Just right after I burp, I make a gagging noise.
When I eat french fries, I hold the fry by the tip and dip the opposite end in ketchup then take a bite that goes all the way until where my fingers are holding it. When I'm done with a plate of fries, I have this big pile of 2-3cm long fry tips that looks like a conglomeration of decapitated heads.
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