Suddenly you are murdered, and now your parents/lover/police must search your room for evidence... - General

What are some of the first things they see when they walk in? What about searching your room thoroughly? For me, the first thing they would notice is lots of clothes scattered around my floor. If they looked through my closet or dresser, they would find some girly clothes and some adult mangas.

Retitle the thread- "What porno will your parents find in your room?" I've got a 2x1m Lamborghini poster with about twenty smokin' babes on it stashed somewhere. [editline]25th October 2012[/editline] and about two hundred model trains under my bay window seat. [editline]25th October 2012[/editline] and my corpse, i forgot about that. I've been murdered :/

Computer parts and tools strung across my bed. Wires all the fuck over. I'm so messy I sleep on my couch because my bed has to stay organized for my computer shit.

A shelf of model trains, a shelf of anime and game figures, a shelf of model cars, and a shelf with random packaging things on it for some reason. Few pairs of shoes and a pile of clothes, 2 stuffed cars and an oval of powered train track on the floor. Then in my closet I have a large amounts of shirts and pants and a stash of girly clothes like slayer20.

Nothing they don't already know about unless they search my computer for porn.

I hope they never look on the flash drive

they would trip over the clothes on the floor in my room, probably knock over my carefully balanced tower of boxes containing a bunch of gameboys, some ds'. They would find a large amount of comics that they thought they had convinced me to throw out years ago. They may search my iPhone or PC for porn, if they did so I'm sure they wouldn't even want to come to my funeral

They'd find some girly clothes and possibly a dildo under my bed. And if they look on my flash drive, a flash drive full of dragon porn. And possibly trip over my other clothes.

[QUOTE=venn178;38176041]Computer parts and tools strung across my bed. Wires all the fuck over. I'm so messy I sleep on my couch because my bed has to stay organized for my computer shit.[/QUOTE] you werent even murdered, you got killed by some unprotected wires

Nothing that shouldn't be there. Just a huge pile of clothing.

I live in a hostell so they will find 2 bodies of my roommates as well.

In my college dorm, they would presumably find the body of my roommate, a potted plant, and my mactop. At home there would be an M14 on the office chair, a stack of books, and again, my mactop

blankets everywhere and the occasional article of clothing and moi

There would presumably be a massive blood stain across my bed, because I just died while laying in it, as well as plenty of clothes for them to trip over. They would also run into the plane that is strapped onto my wall, as well as the laptop which has fallen to the floor. Luckily for me, I don't have any incriminating evidence lying around.

Unless they don't know how to look at browser history or take a look into the M drive on my HDD, they won't find anything, even though my computer is filled with porn. [sp] Surprise surprise, my computer is filled with furry porn [/sp]

Though it may [i]seem[/i] like I have videos of adult-type situations with child participants, I actually caught this... virus, that placed about 4GB worth of said videos in very carefully organized folders.

Time to encrypt all external HDD's..just in case

Well... If they search the closet, it'll be alright... If they search the nightstands.... boxers, socks, face cream (just face cream folks) dehodorant and perfume, 2 bionicle toys, 2 digimon action figures, about 10 or more beyblades, 2 pokemon pogs, a few watches, ass cream (yep, actual ass cream, for your ass skin) and don't know what more right now... I don't even know why are they still there. If they go to my desk... A PS2 + games + cables and controllers, tools, a pocket knife, lots of usb cables, a pen drive which I hope no one EVER finds due to certain things on it, both my computers (probably) which I really also hope nobody checks due to things that can also be found on the pen drive, and the rest might be alright. Just NEVER go into my pen drives or computers. [editline]25th October 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=xZippy;38177728]Though it may [i]seem[/i] like I have videos of adult-type situations with child participants, I actually caught this... virus, that placed about 4GB worth of said videos in very carefully organized folders.[/QUOTE] I once found porn in my laptop. Regular porn. And this laptop used to belong to my dad. Thing is, I am 110% sure he doesn't watches porn. How the fuck did it got there?

At first glance, nothing After removing the top layer camoflague weed beer porn mags (bought em on holiday ages ago, havent ditched em because lazy) Depending on when, maybe more drugs, maybe a dildo, maybe a bong

[QUOTE=dass;38178006] I once found porn in my laptop. Regular porn. And this laptop used to belong to my dad. Thing is, I am 110% sure he doesn't watches porn. How the fuck did it got there?[/QUOTE] your dad produces porn

Actually they would also find a bong, a copy of playboy from 2 years ago and a whole lot of trading cards

[QUOTE=absolalone111;38178187]Actually they would also find a bong, a copy of playboy from 2 years ago and a whole lot of trading cards[/QUOTE] What is this, the 90's?

they'd see my entire room because my room is very claustrophobic

They would see a bunch of HO-Scale model trains, railroad signs, 'cat's eye' stop sign, miscellaneous parts to signals, relays, and a billboard with a bunch of contacts, photos and newspaper clippings.

My black combat boots a few books my laptop a few Stephen King books and tea everywhere.

Some guns, my knife collection and about 300gb of porn all over my HDD's.

Detailed plans to abduct and eat women. Huh, what's making a noise like a battering riuhearfligaer5'g r [U][/U]

[QUOTE=Wormy;38193106]I don't see the appeal to download porn when you can easily just watch it on the internet? What's the point?[/QUOTE] Save up your favourite videos for later. Watching porn without internet good feeling that you don't have to search some porn first, when you want to masturbate Higher quality than streaming porn. "Buffering please wait..."

[QUOTE=Wormy;38193106]I don't see the appeal to download porn when you can easily just watch it on the internet? What's the point?[/QUOTE] I get turned on by the fact that I have 7 gb of furry porn on my computer. I guess I'm a bit weird then.

The worst thing they'll find is a Fleshlight with a years supply of lube next to it.