This should be fun.
Summarise your life into quick short bullet points.
Go.
- I was born.
- I attended school.
- I like food, sleep and things of the sort.
- My current career path is law enforcement, (Police officer) going to go to a federal agency after a while
- I want to have a caring, loving family that I will look forward to seeing everyday.
- I want to live life as it comes to me.
- Nothing of importance.
- See point 1.
-I was born in Siberia
-Moved to America when I was 3
-First game is Quake 3 Arena at age 3
-Develop into internet
-Be good kid
-Make good grades
-Dad isn't good at being a dad
-Sometimes mom but mom is cooler 8)
The real American dream
Failure
Born in Redmond
Move to Carnation, WA
Childhood and Such
Move to Olympia, WA
Friends and Such
Move to RI
Fitting in and Such
Move again in RI
Internet, Friends and Such
I BORN
I HERE
Born in small-town Georgia (don't even remember)
Moved to large suburban Georgia town, small 3 bedroom house when I was 10 months. Family is pretty poor.
Dad starts own software company when I'm around two.
Mom gets job as Anesthetist in local hospital.
Start grade school, meet lifelong friend Kyle
When I'm around eight, my mom/dad has had enough success to move into a bigger house.
Make a few friends in school. Put into smarter classes. Am bullied in middle school by a few assholes but for the most part I keep to myself, play vidya and read a lot of books.
Join the Boy Scouts, meet a few friends there.
Pick up the bass guitar (average skill), discover I have skill with writing and foreign language (French to begin with)
By the time I'm in high-school my dad's software company is incredibly profitable. Move into even larger house.
Bullying stops in high-school. Make even more friends. Not enough to be considered popular, but enough to not feel alone.
Join Facepunch Forums.
Join the school newspaper, where I fit right in. Eventually become editor.
Pick up programming, discover interest in it, decide it'll be my major in college.
Along the way, meet a few girls, none of them feel the same way.
Attain Eagle Scout Rank. Worth it.
Christmas of Junior year, pick up Japanese for variety of reasons. Love learning the language, study it daily. Decide it will be my minor in college.
Friends and I start smoking weed on the weekends. I get too into it- quit for the time being.
Summer of junior year- hang out with friends and do nothing of importance.
Also Summer- meet a nice guy on facepunch, name "Egon Spengler". Get pretty close. Talk with him everyday. Help him with his problems. Possibly stopped a suicide attempt.
Flashforward to present. Waiting on college admission results. Still teaching myself Japanese because it's fun and it passes the time. Still play vidya often but go out with friends a lot as well.
I suppose I have it pretty good compared to a lot of people. I feel a bit depressed often but really I should be more thankful for what I was given. Even so , I feel that I've accomplished enough that my time here feels worthwhile. Facepunch is a great stress-relief for me. I don't know what I'd do without you guys to vent to sometimes. I try to be friendly and help people out as much as I can, in real life and on FP.
-Born
-Facepunch
-Condom broke.
-I was born.
-Born in early October of '94, first Halloween follows shortly after. Costume: Pumpkin.
-Stuff happens, at some point say first words other than mom/dad, those words being "damn dog".
-Family dog dies, lived to be 17. Best damn dog ever. Was about 5 at the time.
-New dog acquired, it's an adorable animal, however will end up being a future pain in the ass.
-Kindergarten begins, oh boy. Pokemon and Power Rangers are the best shit ever. Get picked on a bit, but bond with a kid over mutual love of helicopters.
-First grade, aforementioned kid moved over the summer, never saw him again. Began gaining weight due to increasing lethargy brought on by incredibly enlarged tonsils. Surgery happens, I nearly die.
-At some point my maternal grandparents both passed away, don't really remember when, I was probably in first or second grade.
-2005, paternal grandmother dies. When asked if I wanted to see the body I declined, dunno why, rest of the family did go back into her room at the home.
-2007, big changes, mother dies of a heart attack while the family's eating lunch together. Never really cried about it, made me feel crazy, developed anxiety problems and severe paranoia about heart problems.
-Stuff happens, I continue gaining weight, have moderately more severe weird phases than others, still feel like a psycho sometimes much to my worry.
-2010ish, get transferred into an alternative school because I was failing classes, and didn't get along with the support instructor. Things greatly improve school-wise.
-2011-2012(?) dunno why my memory is so shot on the exact time of year, but we got a kitten, named it Hanna. Feels like we've had her forever at this point.
-2013, recurrence of anxiety problems after a couple years of minimal blips, graduate high school and begin college. Immediately change major and take a semester off. Living situation beginning to change, hopefully all of it works out. v:v:v
-Born
-Moved to Texas at the age of 5
-Went to school, got my kitten, who was pretty fuckin' cute
-Saw snow for the first time, which is weird for being around San Antonio
-Moved back to Florida due to personal issues
-Got bullied to near deep depression, got taken out of public
-Skip a few years later, my grandfathers mentality died, making him no longer what he used to be
-Dad got a job opportunity in Austin, Texas, so we move back to Texas, leaving my grandparents and friends behind
-Saw my dads side of the family, AKA the worst possible people ever
-Aunt threatens to arrest me for no given reason
-Dad throws me out of the house, ended up moving to New Orleans
-Current day, live outside New Orleans, going to a semi-decent high school, and found some friends which were similar to those I had in Florida, but my depression from Florida is back and worse.
I'm going to die the same way I was born: Naked, crying and covered in in blood.
-Born
-Move from outside St. Louis to Louisiana because dad is Air-force officer and gets to work on a base with B-52s and B-2s.
-Go to Baptist pre-school despite not being Baptist.
-Go to Hospital, get to see my brother, more interested in getting Cheetos from vending machine than getting a brother.
-Play Starcraft, decide I want to be an inventor to invent the Goliaths. (Goddamnit 4 year old self you can't invent something that allready exists.)
-Dad gets deployed in Desert Storm.
-Dad comes back, move to outside of DC.
-Dad gets job as counter-terrorism planner guy.(Not entirely sure, mostly think it was creating bio-weapon emergency response plans)
-9/11 happens while Dad is in Nevada for military weapons testing.(His job got more interesting)
-Have to change schools because my elementary class was not challenging enough and teachers didn't care.
-Dad gets deployed to Saudi to meteorological command center of US operations in middle east.(He got to brief generals on stuff like sandstorm occurrences. At one point he showed that weather would disable Iraqi tanks allowing a group of 3 modern US tanks to take out about seventy out-dated Iraqi tanks.)
-Dad comes back, we move to Asheville NC.
-Meet friend Jonathan.
-Meet Quinn, a red-headed evil genius.
-Meet Kevin, father is also an air-force officer, Kevin introduces me to steam and FP, I begin lurking.
-Meet Justin, Kyle, and Andy(who later becomes my roommate in college.)
-Go to high school, Kyle goes to different one.
-Learn Kyle killed his dog after hearing voices telling him to.(He went to an institution after that)
-Jonathan murdered in his sleep by druggie step-brother.
-Go to high school java class, decide that's what I want to do in life.
-Go on church mission trip despite being atheist. Come back as Christian.
-Dad retires from military.
-Pretty much drop out of boy scouts, mother obsesses over the poor adult leadership in boy scout troops, becomes district commissioner to teach people how to improve.
-Go on church mission trip to Costa Rica, got to see another country and also Pacific Ocean.
-Dad gets pretty high-paying job as government contractor. College is pretty much paid for without real need for loans.
-Get extremely painful kidney stone, go to ER and watch Cool Runnins while they ultrasound my testes to make sure my wracking pain isn't cancer.
-Graduate High School with honors.
-Most of my friends head to different colleges.
-Attend UNCA with Justin and Andy, really chill.
-EVERYTHING IS DUE NOTHING IS SUBMITTED.
-Summarise life story in FP thread.
Seems like I have it easy compared to people being thrown out of their houses by their parents.
-Born two months early and was lucky enough to live and not look premature at all 15 years later.
-Played first video game at 3, Uncle had an Ultimate Mortal Kombat 3 cabinet.
-Little Brother born
-Met dog, we become BFFs.
-Started school, discovered like for art.
-Get into program, learn a lot of the Russian language
-Met first love, didn't last long before she moves away.
-Take in cat from neglectful owner, he didn't even give a fuck.
-Little Sister born
-Tried Christianity, but I ended up agnostic.
-Tries to remember more than Russian alphabet.
-Dad teaches me basic computer parts.
-Very rough start at high school, getting better, became a lot more social.
-Little brother and I start cooping taking care of a stray kitten a friend of the family found, his brother taken in by my grandma.
-Facepunch
-First and second conventions, Animarathon and Marcon. At Marcon I learn that the Agent Orange exposure in Vietnam is slowing fucking up my grandpa.
-Fully learn PCs, fixes personal desktop and cleans it of malware.
-After 2 vet visits, kitten passes away from similar cause as his brother did months before. This helps hammer in the idea that my dog is getting very old and might actually die this year.
So yeah, my life is going alright. Could be better.
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pretty much
-I was born
-I have been a fat piece of shit for my entire life
Pain.
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Terrible underachiever
polishing turds
-Born and raised in Alberta Canada in 1994
-Don't remember my first 2 years obviously
-Younger brother born
-Relative died in 2000 that I was close with
-Continued with elementry through junior high, I mostly kept to myself
-Continued again through high school again mostly keeping to myself although I did talk to a few people
-Graduated in 2012 June or something
-Unemployed for several months and developing unwanted horrible thoughts I don't know why
-Got my acne cleared up using actutane, I was happy to have it gone but my mental health went down
-Depression triggered in March or April this year been dealing with it since
-Got a job at a hardware store on April 28th
-Job ended in late September, struggling to find a job and being hassled by my family to go to college
-Posting my life story on Halloween, I've never really found any joy in living when I turned 17, I just see the world differently and can't relate to it
-birth
-extremely violent and suicidal from ages 5-10 due to social ostracization
-stopped that
-cool now
-Born
-Failure
-Mom and dad divorced
-Failure
-Met my gf
-Failure
-Failure
-Almost killed myself
-Even more failure
-Now
-Born
-School til I'm 23
-Computer ruining my grades
-Born
-To die
- hi
- mom
- Born in a smallish town north of London, 7 weeks premature but somehow 6 foot 1 atm
- Raised in a local school until Year 4.
- Got into a fight with another kid, moved to a private school.
- Private school for nearly six years. It wasn't a 'posh' private school at all, in fact it was full of drugs, bad teachers and generally super shit. Nothing important enough to write down happened.
- Joined facepunch around 2009, but I was a dumb kid and got banned before 700 posts. It wasn't a perma but I stayed away long enough for me to forget my password
- Met my current girlfriend, lives very far away but usually visits this half of the country because she has family here
- Moved house.
- Lose my virginity somewhere around here, just before Year 10
- Couldn't afford the extortionate private school, and realised it was pretty terrible anyway, moved to state school further away for Year 10.
- Year 10 was pretty shitty at first, I started smoking weed with my old school guys who had also left for a while into the winter.
- Beginning of 2013, 2012 was a very turbulent year, starting to fit in at school more, getting more friends
- Summer in 2013 wasn't much to shout about, but I went to Spain with my gf and was easily the best week I've ever had so far. The rest was mostly internet.
- Currently in final year of school, taking GCSE. This school year has already been pretty awesome, besides a maths retake and a spot of bother with some people to do with money, drugs, etc. it's pretty much been the breeziest year of my life, despite the GCSE's Can't wait for summer again.
- Halloween 2013, most of it spent with a hangover from seeing gf, then is spent summarising life on an internet forum.
Overall it's super duper average, granted it's pretty brief and a bunch of stuff got left out
-born
-wanna spend time with daddy
-be constantly bellittled by dad
-dad leaves
-find out terrrible stuff about father
-despise father
-hate father
-decide to devote entire life to outdoing him and then tell him how much he sucks.
-stop giving a shit about stuff on emotional level
-avid cinema fan.
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