• Things That Sound Better Than They Feel
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Having a girl that is all over you all the time. Laying down in the grass with no shirt. No school + no job (very extended vacation; retirement)
Rubbing doritos and mountain dew all over yourself to heighten your Enhanced Dorito Perception and gaming performance.
chainsaws
My dick
[QUOTE=Mr. Zombie;44263110]My dick[/QUOTE] There are creams for that.
[QUOTE=megafat;44263129]There are creams for that.[/QUOTE] Can you honestly say your dick feels good when you masturbate Your body feels good, sure, but does it feel good to be pumping a sweaty (potentially hairy) meat rod up and down for such a pleasure, just to have unborn children explode onto/into whatever your unfortunate target may be? [editline]March 17 2014[/editline] Scratch that. Don't tell me about your dick.
[QUOTE=Mr. Zombie;44263131]Can you honestly say your dick feels good when you masturbate Your body feels good, sure, but does it feel good to be pumping a sweaty (potentially hairy) meat rod up and down for such a pleasure, just to have unborn children explode onto/into whatever your unfortunate target may be? [editline]March 17 2014[/editline] Scratch that. Don't tell me about your dick.[/QUOTE] yes
swimming in the ocean/being at the beach It's all fine and dandy until... you start [I]chafing[/I] the rawness of your thighs, balls, and ass are worse than the holocaust, plus you're more than likely sunburnt as fuck even if you rubbed 91 bottles of sunscreen on your body.
[QUOTE=Tmaxx;44263265]swimming in the ocean/being at the beach It's all fine and dandy until... you start [I]chafing[/I] the rawness of your thighs, balls, and ass are worse than the holocaust, plus you're more than likely sunburnt as fuck even if you rubbed 91 bottles of sunscreen on your body.[/QUOTE] that and sea lice there's a lot of reasons not to go to the beach
[QUOTE=Mr. Zombie;44263110]My dick[/QUOTE] I dunno your dick sounds pretty bad
[QUOTE=Samiam22;44263285]that and sea lice there's a lot of reasons not to go to the beach[/QUOTE] I haven't been to the beach in so long, the water+sand is just TERRIBLE, I hate everything about getting all that shit stuck to me for the entire day, you just feel terrible when you are getting in the car, covered in sunburns, sand, dry salty water and completely uncomfortable Screw the beach
Taking a shit after being constipated for a few days. It is, at least in my experience, very painful and feels like pushing a large grapefruit through your arsehole.
Getting paid $5000 to masturbate at a Dota 2 live Tournament.
[QUOTE=ChickenLegGuy;44263771]Getting paid $5000 to masturbate at a Dota 2 live Tournament.[/QUOTE] what?
[QUOTE=C.Barkington;44263970]what?[/QUOTE] What part of my comment don't you understand ?
[QUOTE=ChickenLegGuy;44263984]What part of my comment don't you understand ?[/QUOTE] Honestly, I don't know where to start.
[QUOTE=ChickenLegGuy;44263984]What part of my comment don't you understand ?[/QUOTE] The part where you imply it's not the best thing ever.
Anal [IMG]http://www.facepunch.com/fp/ratings/rainbow.png[/IMG]
[QUOTE=Riller;44264026]The part where you imply it's not the best thing ever.[/QUOTE] Whaat ? Do you wanna join me ?
Getting stoned and ___ing ____.
[QUOTE=pakadots;44274099]Getting stoned and ___ing ____.[/QUOTE] getting stoned and cunnilingus? getting stoned is very unpleasant specially if you're in pakistan.
Waterboarding sounds like a really cool sport but trust me when I say that it isn't cool at all.
Playing games all day
[QUOTE=Paramud;44276040]Waterboarding sounds like a really cool sport but trust me when I say that it isn't cool at all.[/QUOTE] Torture counts as a sport now?
[QUOTE=DwarfOverlord;44262999]Rubbing doritos and mountain dew all over yourself to heighten your Enhanced Dorito Perception and gaming performance.[/QUOTE] This. I still have a bottle of Mountain Dew Pitch Black stuck on my dick from 2004.
Staying up all night watching movies with friends. I was able to stay up for most of it, but I did take a catnap in the middle of LA Confidential. When I finally got home, I passed out on the couch and woke up with a nasty cold. Probably unrelated, but the sleep deprivation really fucked me.
getting shot at
Defintely the OP's First one. Ive got creepy stories of a few of my Ex Girlfriends that would make most people cringe.
Dying.
A guitar covered in splinters.
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