• Your Parents' Flawed Knowledge...
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Post stupid things your parents think/say that makes yor rage. according to my mom, when the computer crashes all of your shit is gone and it must be re-formatted. btw can a mod please correct my title :(
Weed is bad for you.
I'll shoot my eye out
I am not parents flawed knowledge! :mad:
That OP is 12, but I think she might be right...
My dad whenever he is talking about computers. "You just take the downloads and put them into the file and do the uploads hard drive internet waffle machine?" "Sure dad."
You Are Parent's Flawed Knowledge? Yes.
You eat to fast you'll get stomach cancer
[QUOTE=lord_trid;19161166]I am not parents flawed knowledge! :mad:[/QUOTE] you are their flawed knowledge of proper condom usage
Your Parents' Flawed Knowledge change it while you still can
"Dem online games take too much bandwidth but youtube doesn't."
"do something"
My mom used to think the Korean and Vietnam war were before WW2.
[QUOTE=Odox;19161114]Weed is bad for you.[/QUOTE] Pretty much that.
Close the doors after you. Shut the light after you. Clean your room. RAAAAGE.
If you keep playing with it, It will fall off.
santa wont come if your not good [editline]00:08[/editline] Your eyes will go square if you stay on that computer
Macs are superior because they are shinee
"The graphics card is in there right?" *Points at monitor*
Mum- "I think I broke the internet!" Me- "No you just crossed off the window" :doh:
[QUOTE=lord_trid;19161166]I am not parents flawed knowledge! :mad:[/QUOTE]Your parents thought babies came from the bum. :downs:
"Marijuana is bad for you" "Marijuana is a type of tobacco" "You don't have ADD, you're just lazy" "There's nothing wrong with you, you look fine to me" "I work in a hospital, I know" My mother assumes she knows everything about psychology because she works in a hospital. She works in Occupation Medicine. You know what she does? She organizes physicals and drug screens. She doesn't actually do either, just organizes them. She also has this fucked up idea that she knows what's going on in my head. I swear to god, my mother thinks she's so goddamn smart, but she's not. She talks to me like I'm a child, and I'm damn near 20 years old.
"Finish your plate because you eat like a bird, you don't eat much." Yeah grandma, I am on a computer all day with enough energy to type and move a mouse. :Dawkins102:
Keep doing that and you'll go blind.
Mom is a Bible humper, and I haven't really heard any flawed knowledge from my Father besides "Marijuana is bad, don't watch too much tv, don't play video games too much, etc" from him when I was little.
"EAT ALL YOUR DINNER REGARDLESS OF THE FACT YOU HAVE BEEN SICK FOR THE PAST WEEK AND ARE NEARLY INCAPABLE OF STANDING UP SO WHEN YOU PUKE I CAN COMPLAIN MORE AND YOU CANT THROW IT AWAY THAT WOULD BE A WASTE" And my parents wonder why I decide to forgo meals in place of pot noodles and other quick foods.
Oh, right. Mom: "EAT ALL YOUR FOOD, THERE ARE CHILDREN OUT THERE WHO DON'T HAVE ANY FOOD AND KIDS THAT DON'T GET TO EAT EVERY DAY LIKE YOU DO. BLAH BLAH BLAH, PRAISE THE LAWD." Those kids are dead.
[i]"There are people who would kill for food like this, son. Maybe we should just give it to them."[/i] I imagine those people aren't very nice.
"JEFF!!! PRESSING CTRL+ALT+DELETE AND TERMINATING PROCESSES PUTS A HUGE SCRATCH ON THE HARD DRIVE!!!" "NO, macs are SUPERIOR BECAUSE they are used by most college students!" "SNES ROMS ARE ILLEGAL AND THE GOVERNMENT WILL KNOCK ON YOUR DOOR THE MOMENT YOU CLICK ONE".
[QUOTE=TAU!;19163488]Oh, right. Mom: "EAT ALL YOUR FOOD, THERE ARE CHILDREN OUT THERE WHO DON'T HAVE ANY FOOD AND KIDS THAT DON'T GET TO EAT EVERY DAY LIKE YOU DO. BLAH BLAH BLAH, PRAISE THE LAWD." Those kids are dead.[/QUOTE] Wouldn't that make you feel like a total bastard? Eating [I]all[/I] the food when it could have been given to starving children instead.
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