• Jokes
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Just try to be funny. Everything is allowed except roasting other posters.
A dyslexic man walked into a [sp]bra.[/sp]
What do call a dog with no legs? [sp] it doesn't matter he's not coming[/sp] [sp]but he's a good dog[/sp]
What do you get when you mix human DNA with a goat? [sp]A lifetime ban from the petting zoo[/sp]
What is Victoria's Secret? [sp]Victoria's Burrito[/sp] Came up with this joke when I saw a restaurant somewhat named that. I feel bad for coming up with it now...
What do you call two homeless people fighting with cardboard? [sp]A pillow fight[/sp]
Are racist jokes allowed? In the meantime: Why did the career of the stand-in comedian with erectile dysfunction fail? [Sp]He always flopped.[/sp]
[QUOTE=Ctrl;51434798]Are racist jokes allowed? In the meantime: Why did the career of the stand-in comedian with erectile dysfunction fail? [Sp]He always flopped.[/sp][/QUOTE] yes. All types of jokes are allowed. However if someone gets triggered by them its not my responsibility ( however since everything here is satire that (hopefully) wont happen )
A black guy applies to university. - "I'd like to apply to this university please" - "Sure, what branch?" [sp] - "Oh, I thought you had desks." [/sp]
An Irishman walks out of a bar.
[QUOTE=Ctrl;51434798]Are racist jokes allowed? In the meantime: Why did the career of the stand-in comedian with erectile dysfunction fail? [Sp]He always flopped.[/sp][/QUOTE] I'm now actually legitimately curious if there's any black people on facepunch. I imagine that there are some, just not many. We should hold a poll or something. Oh and here's your joke: [sp] My social life [/sp]
What's black and white and rolls down the Boardwalk? [sp]A black guy and a seagull fighting over a French Fry[/sp]
what present did the kid without arms get last christmas? [sp]we have no idea he's still opening it[/sp]
-What's the difference between a bench and a black man? [Sp]A bench can support a family.[/sp]
How do you get 100 Jews in a car? [Sp]The ash tray[/sp]
what's the difference between a pizza and a mexican? [sp]the pizza can feed a family[/sp]
a cuban, a mexican, and a guatemalan are in a truck. whos driving? [sp]border patrol[/sp]
The leaders of America, Africa, and China are on a plane when the pilot announces that an engine has blown, saying "please jettison anything you have too much of" [sp]The African says, "I have too many guns in my country," and throws off a box of rifles.[/sp] [sp]The Chinese says, "I have too much rice in my country," and throws off 6 sacks of rice.[/sp] [sp]The American says "I have too many niggers and chinks" and throws off the other two.[/sp] [editline]27th November 2016[/editline] [QUOTE=Samson0722;51437096]I'm now actually legitimately curious if there's any black people on facepunch. I imagine that there are some, just not many. [/QUOTE] i'm black and i love racist jokes
Success is a lot like pregnancy. [sp]Everyone congratulates you on it, but they don't know how many times you got fucked to achieve it.[/sp]
Anyone want to buy a french gun? [sp]It's never been fired and only dropped once.[/sp]
[QUOTE=inebriaticxp;51437463]The leaders of America, Africa, and China are on a plane when the pilot announces that an engine has blown, saying "please jettison anything you have too much of" [sp]The African says, "I have too many guns in my country," and throws off a box of rifles.[/sp] [sp]The Chinese says, "I have too much rice in my country," and throws off 6 sacks of rice.[/sp] [sp]The American says "I have too many niggers and chinks" and throws off the other two.[/sp] [editline]27th November 2016[/editline] i'm black and i love racist jokes[/QUOTE] An American, a Cuban, and a Mexican are on a boat that's sinking. They start throwing things off they don't need. The Cuban says "I have too many of these in my country" and grabs the cigars and throws them overboard. The Mexican says "I have too many of these in my country" and grabs the tacos and throws them overboard. The American says "I have too many of these in my country" and grabs the Mexican and Cuban and throws them overboard.
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