• Take a famous quote and replace one word with bacon.
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Title pretty much says it all. "It is impossible to rightly govern a nation without God and bacon." -George Washington "Bacon will not come if we wait for some other person or some other time." - Barack Obama "Can't we all just get bacon?" - Rodney King "And yet one word frees us from all the weight and pain of life: that word is bacon." -Yet One Word
[I]Imagine there's no Bacon It's easy if you try No bacon below us Above us only bacon Imagine all the people Living for bacon[/I]
"We hold these truths to be self-evident: that all bacon are created equal." [editline]9th March 2011[/editline] "I have a dream that my four little children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin but by the content of their bacon." [editline]9th March 2011[/editline] "War does not determine who is right, only who is bacon." [editline]9th March 2011[/editline] "a bacon saved is a bacon earned" [editline]9th March 2011[/editline] "A man must make his bacon, as oft as find it." -Francis Bacon
'a little less conversation, a little more bacon'
"We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of bacon." -Declaration of independance, i mean, bacon
"Daddy would like some bacon? Daddy would like some bacon!?"
"A bacon for an eye makes the whole world blind."
Bacon does not play Dice. A smart man speaks because he has bacon to say. A dumb man speaks because he has to say something. I have bacon! When life gives you lemons, make bacon. Life is like a box of bacon.
[i]"When love is not bacon, it is not love"[/i] - Pedro Calderon de la Barca [i]"Bacon is the stored honey of the human soul, gathered on wings of misery and travail."[/i] - Theodore Dreiser [i]"We may brave human laws, but we cannot resist natural bacon."[/i] - Jules Verne [i]"Don't be afraid to give up the good to go for the bacon."[/i] - John D. Rockefeller [i]"Go as far as you can see; when you get there, you'll be able to see bacon."[/i] - J. P. Morgan [i]"I can't tell you if genius is hereditary, because heaven has granted me no bacon."[/i] - James Whistler [i]"Your intellect may be confused, but your bacon will never lie to you."[/i] - Roger Ebert
"No color or bacon ever stopped a bullet from a gun." - Garry Moore
"I WANT THE BACON!" "YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE BACON!" /c
we have nothing to fear but bacon itself
"Where art thou bacon?"
[i]Four score and 7 bacon ago[/i]
That's one small step for bacon, one giant leap for baconkind.
"Ask not what America can do for you, ask what you can do for [b]BACON[/b]"
Bacon a day keeps the doctor away. Sorta ironic though.
"The release of atom power has changed everything except our way of thinking...the solution to this problem lies in the heart of mankind. If only I had known, I should have become bacon."
"A man who is good enough to shed his bacon for the country is good enough to be given a square deal afterwards." -Teddy Roosevelt
"Bacon is hell."
I only regret that I have but one life to lose for my bacon
Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to bacon and you feed him for a lifetime.
"Bacon is good for me!" -That bacon kid
"The only thing we have to fear is bacon itself!"
Our capacity to retaliate must be, and has to be, massive in order to deter all forms of bacon.
"[i]How well I have learned that there is no fence to sit on between heaven and hell. There is a deep, wide gulf, a chasm, and in that chasm is no place for any bacon.[/i]" - Johnny Cash
"rule number one about fight club: don't talk about bacon. rule number two about fight club: DO NOT talk about bacon"
"Bacon that can go wrong, will go wrong"
"History is written by the bacon." Winston Churchill
"Et tu, bacon?"
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