• Dumb & Dangerous
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You sit on a rooftop in a city named "OiBurg City" Its windy, and cold. You got a pen and some glue + a cell phone in your pocket. [B][I]SHIT![/I][/B] A seagull just dropped a turd, and it landed [I]in your face!!![/I] Theres a supply crate just on your right, and a crowbar. The crate is labelled "Lol i am from Hl2" You want to kill the seagull, but how? >
You grab the crowbar and smash it into the ground. Instantly an earthquake appears and the seagull gets crushed by some rocks. [b]OHGOD[/b] Suddenly a hobo appears, and starts humping you in order to get some cash. There's a brick to your left labelled ''Lol use me'' You want to fend off the hobo, but how? >
Woops.
You sift through the rocks and grab the seagull. You pummel the hobo with the seagull and he dies. [b]HOLY SHIT[/b] candy pours from the hobo's open mouth. The hobo's head pops off and a banner rises that says "lol u die" You don't want to die, but how? >
Oh god its a adventure, just type something like >poop or >throw crowbar at seagull or >get crowbar then >Open supply crate with crobar then >Examine contents? [editline]04:50PM[/editline] So back to start.
Your thread is condemned to die.
> You grab a crowbar > Kill it.
> wank off to furry porn
>Go back in time to stop yourself doing the previous post's comment. Then go back to the future and listen to some jammin' tunes.
SYSTEM MESSAGE: Now serializing past commands. SYSTEM MESSAGE: Stacking messages SYSTEM MESSAGE: Re-entering virtual reality You grab a crowbar, throw it after the bird, it crashes into the rooftop you somehow grab the crowbar (matrix style) and begin beating it to death. You could not wank off to furry porn, due to a future time travel, wich creates a paradox: Our hero, the time travelling bird killer, fapped off to furry porn, and later stopped himself, wich means he never fapped to furry porn wich means time travel could not be possible wich means it was unchanged wich means he fapped to furry porn wich he didnt wich means[B]Error: Logical Flood, resuming task[/B] wich means that wichwichwi-wha-wough. [B]Error! Exception at: b00deadbeef4ab00b135[/B] %#@@!3523540ew8f78789d9tr87te9 [B]Fatal error: This system runs on windows 98.[/B] *crash* SYSTEM MESSAGE: Now rebooting virtual reality.. ... ... ... You woke up from a horrible dream about the universe having a system crash. You are in a hospital, with blood on your bed, theres a picture of Luigi on the wall. Flowers on the table. You also somehow feel empowered. >
You find a plasmid. Hypnotize. You got some serious nudges and shocks after this. While you go, you see 2 armored men. You know all about these mens somehow. Hypnotize won't do anything. >
Oh god lets just turn it into a continue the story thread instead then.
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