• Stupid Inventions [Game]
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I took the time to search the forums and I didn't find this game anywhere... so here it is and have fun! This is a simple game you create your own stupid invention. The twist is that you have to try to make your invention better then the person who posted above you. Example: -Head squeezer to get out all the nasty thoughts out of your brain. -Oh yeah well mine is a cat vacuum so you don't have to brush your cat and worry about fur. Hope you got it. I'll go first. The Smiley press allows you to print smilies ten times faster then any other machine.
A dildo bike when you pedal the dildo goes up your ass. Wait, that isn't stupid.
A solar powered flashlight. A grounded helicopter. Vegan-approved fried chicken. A breakable support beam. A gas-guzzling hybrid car.
capitalism
A bullet, that when fired, tracks dumb people, prioritizing targets based on IQ
[QUOTE=Subhazardman;18327503]A bullet, that when fired, tracks dumb people, prioritizing targets based on IQ[/QUOTE] What if you accidentally shot yourself if you're retarded? :downsgun:
[QUOTE=Rageblood;18327523]What if you accidentally shot yourself when you're retarded? :downsgun:[/QUOTE] When am I retarded? I thought being retarded was a constant thing.
[img]http://untitled00.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/dvd-rewinder_51.jpg[/img] :downs:
Punk Buster
an un-cutting scalpel
New age :rock:
A lead airplane. A game that simulates working at a cubicle.
[QUOTE=Xaphania;18327466]A dildo bike when you pedal the dildo goes up your ass. Wait, that isn't stupid.[/QUOTE] It's also real.
[QUOTE=Mister B;18328146]A game that simulates working at a cubicle.[/QUOTE] A game that simulates being an old lady in a graveyard. [url]http://tale-of-tales.com/TheGraveyard/[/url]
A computer that makes people, [B]who aren't friends with Hezzy[/B], Facepunch Moderators
religion
atheism
Inflatable dartboard.
Condom with holes in it to let the penis get some fresh air during sex.
A computer with no motherboard. Sorry, I couldn't think of anything.
Some headphones that are actually microphones, so you can hear yourself think. Durr.
[QUOTE=Rares;18329471]Some headphones that are actually microphones, so you can hear yourself think. Durr.[/QUOTE] That would be awesome
Guns. Sword duels FTW
Gmod
[QUOTE=DuraFlex;18329637]Guns. Sword duels FTW[/QUOTE] You forgot the plinking part of guns :hurr:
A blender that isn't strong enough to process things that haven't been blended already.
A Television shaped cat house, so it looks like your cat is in the TV. [i] 200 channels and nothing but cats.[/i]
Invisible ink...that always stays invisible :smug:
Communism
Chuck Norris's tears. Nah just joking. Noboy can make him cry.
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