• Happy Valentines Day, Facepunch V. We are all alone
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Happy Valentines day, Facepunch. Make sure to give your Ainsley valentines to that girl you stare at in class all day. [t]http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/you-are-not-the-only-virgin-i-will-be-having-tonight.jpg[/t]
There was this really cute girl that I have been talking to for a while, and she's really ridiculously cute. Not to mention she and I have flirted for the last couple of days. Today, is Valentine's Day. Lo and behold, I don't have any gas. Life has a horrible way of dicking you over.
I dont even have any virgin oil atm. [img]http://sae.tweek.us/static/images/emoticons/frown.gif[/img]
Happy easteregg everyone
I think i'll just coat myself in olive oil and see where it goes from there.
Well ,i planned to celebrate this day with my gf, but we finally broke up 3 days ago... So i guess i should go for the plan b: Virgin oil. Fml
theres this really cute girl that is one year below me, we already talk A LOT. I know for sure that I like her, she's just like me. The only issue is, her dad is the biggest asshole in the known world [I]plus[/I] he is a teacher that I might end up getting next year. life sucks bro
hahahah, all you losers. I'm taking my gf out tonight!
[QUOTE=Darkcube;34694246]hahahah, all you losers. I'm taking my gf out tonight![/QUOTE] Pff, your relationship with your 3d pig is only superficial. I am going to eat dinner with my Waifu at least she loves me.
[QUOTE=FalconKrunch;34694257]Pff, your relationship with your 3d pig is only superficial. I am going to eat dinner with my Waifu at least she loves me.[/QUOTE] I got best off both worlds man!
[QUOTE=Darkcube;34694265]I got best off 2 worlds man![/QUOTE] you mean lemons?
[QUOTE=Darvance;34694283]you mean lemons?[/QUOTE] Yep, in both worlds! :V
I have no need for companionship, valentines day is for losers that join up with other losers to hope to be able to compete with my complete and total superiority over them. I am superior because if i were to kill off there "significant other" they would be weakened and then i will be able to dominate them on the battlefield of life. I bet you wish you could be like me, but sadly you all are not ready for the transformation into the master race of homo sapiens, like i have become.
Happy singles awareness day :D
[QUOTE=Ian;34693209]There was this really cute girl that I have been talking to for a while, and she's really ridiculously cute. Not to mention she and I have flirted for the last couple of days. Today, is Valentine's Day. Lo and behold, I don't have any gas. Life has a horrible way of dicking you over.[/QUOTE] Wouldn't having gas while flirting with a cute girl just ruin the situation and make it awkward?
[QUOTE=Heatvision...;34694492]Wouldn't having gas while flirting with a cute girl just ruin the situation and make it awkward?[/QUOTE] If flirting doesn't work you lower human simply hit her with your club!
Sent my role model best friend some flowers and a card in the mail. I hope he likes them.
I stayed up all night doing schoolwork in preparation for an event tomorrow. Hope it's worth it!
have to make up 3 tests today fwp
Snip.
Days like this are designed to keep us going to women, join the master race and break free from the bonds of companionship
[QUOTE=overpain;34695636]Snip.[/QUOTE] I read that post before you snipped it that's what they WANT you to think so you'll buy them nice clothes :v:
[QUOTE=overpain;34694054]Well ,i planned to celebrate this day with my gf, but we finally broke up 3 days ago... So i guess i should go for the plan b: Virgin oil. Fml[/QUOTE] Glad I'm not the only one in this boat..
[QUOTE=Mr. Creeper;34694372]I bet you wish you could be like me, but sadly you all are not ready for the transformation into the master race of homo sapiens, like i have become.[/QUOTE]But if I stopped using ladie's synthetic body wash and switched to Old Spice, could I smell like you?
[QUOTE=trotskygrad;34695768]I read that post before you snipped it that's what they WANT you to think so you'll buy them nice clothes :v:[/QUOTE] I kinda begin to understand hat all the sexy girls won't really like you. So now i go by the pretty nice girls from now on. Who's with me? [QUOTE=firestorm0;34695789]Glad I'm not the only one in this boat..[/QUOTE] Bro fist
My girlfriend has work but I'm going to surprise her and take her out when she comes home soon.
Its going to be me, my hand, and porn tonight.
[QUOTE=Bryceanater;34696602]Its going to be me, my hand, and porn tonight.[/QUOTE] You have exactly the same plans as 99% of facepunch.
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It's my birthday today motherfuckers!
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