• Dumbest/Weirdest reason you used to get out of school, and worked.
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I told my mother all the teachers do not go to school on the last day of school, she did not check or say anything, she just lets me take the day off. (I am always forced to go on the last day, but this excuse convinced her not to send me)
You're so cool for fooling your mom and all.
Is that a reason to post?
Mummy, I feel sick today :(
[QUOTE=N0 WAR;21074520]Mummy, I feel sick today :([/QUOTE] Basically this
Sickness.
[QUOTE=N0 WAR;21074520]Mummy, I feel sick today :([/QUOTE] Yep, thats it.
"Mum, the weekend seemed to go too fast, can I have to-" "NO." "Dad, the weekend seemed to go too fast, can I have today off?" "Sure." :D
Mum i'll be too tired from seeing ACDC to go to school. I woke up at 7:30 that morning! I had to pretend I was still asleep for an hour so she didn't make me go.
"I have to poop!" I don't use public washrooms.
[QUOTE=N0 WAR;21074520]Mummy, I feel sick today :([/QUOTE] /thread
Well I went to school and found out that there was a band workshop on. So I ran about the school getting a form signed so I could leave for the whole day. And it worked.
I had a maths homework due in one day and I hadn't done it, and the teacher was really scary. So, i took a sachet of salt and a sachet of pepper, put them on my tongue in registration (10 mins before i had to go to the lesson) and puked. I was then promptly told to go to the nurses office, which was down the food corridor... so i puked my way down the food corridor to the nurses office only to be sent home. Honestly, i can say it was worth it.
As much as I [I]hated[/I] school, I never skipped it on purpose.
*cough* *cough* MOM I AM SIIIICK But im staying home today because im actually sick today.
"mum I dont have to go to college today for some reason the teachers said we didnt have to come in" "oh thats odd, okay then"
i threw up so i could say that i was sick
I drank a 1/2 gallon of milk the night before and pulled the old "lactose intolerant" card when I woke up feeling like utter crap. It works miracles if you have a class/test you don't want to see.
"We're not doing anything today, most people will be gone for (holiday)" Before Holidays. I did this on Friday for Spring Break, about a week ago. Worked perfectly.
"Mom, I don't feel like going to school today" "Okay"
"Mom, i dont have school today" "Are you sure?" "Yes" "Alright, go to sleep then" ">:-D"
I tell them they'll have to drag me out of bed, dress me, and then drag me to school. they then just let me stay home (I weigh about 253 lbs)
[QUOTE=Zorgoth64;21137203]I tell them they'll have to drag me out of bed, dress me, and then drag me to school. they then just let me stay home (I weigh about [B]253 lbs[/B])[/QUOTE] That is my exact weight.
[QUOTE=JohnnyNapalm007;21137259]That is my exact weight.[/QUOTE] :aaa:
[QUOTE=Zorgoth64;21137263]:aaa:[/QUOTE] Crazy, I know. Also, contributing, I just pretend I get a migraine or act sick. It generally works. I have to set it up for a few days though if I pull the sick card.
Diarrhea.
Morning wood.
I already have so many days of so I don't need to skip school. Slacker School FTW :cheers:
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