• Things that just do not make any sense at all...
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[QUOTE=ElChrisman99;30532631]For me it is the fact that although English is a second language I had to learn when I came from Germany, my grammar is much better then most of the others in school. And for Gods sake I'm in the eleventh grade.[/quote] I knew a french kid, exact same thing. You guys learn it formally, we just learn it from experience, and most people don't speak it properly. When my mom says random things that is supposed to be deep and philosophical. We were on the underground, just getting of the train, and my mom was like, "That's the way it is". I said "The way what is?" And she answered "That's they way IT is." [editline]17th June 2011[/editline] It made no sense, and the worst part was how profound she thought it was supposed to be.
why do we find things funny? why do we laugh?
where the fuck are all of these zubats coming from oh god
Why the [b]fuck[/b] is it called the funny bone. It's not a bone and it's not funny! Also girls that get shitty love songs and play them with clips of a couple from a random tv show. Then upload it to youtube.
Why are trix only for kids?
If people who live in America or England misuse You're and your. You friggin live in the land where English is the FIRST LANGUAGE YOU LEARN! And you can't even speak in that? Wtf?
Why being easily pleased is a bad thing
[QUOTE=tratzzz;30540273]If people who live in America or England misuse You're and your. You friggin live in the land where English is the FIRST LANGUAGE YOU LEARN! And you can't even speak in that? Wtf?[/QUOTE] I know what [b]your[/b] saying :v:
If I said all the things that I don't get I'd be here all day. Why people seem to think homosexuality is the worst thing ever. Okay because of the bible but why do people seem to think it's bad just because God said so? There's a lot of stuff in there that doesn't make a lot of sense too but they say those parts are just outdated but loving another person of the same sex isn't? Stuff like don't steal and don't kill make sense because they hurt other people and infringe on their rights but something like being in a gay relationship where both people are happy and it doesn't really hurt anybody are lumped in there too. What a bunch of shit.
pie_is_good homosexuality IS a moral controversy. but on the other hand LOVE, that's not a moral controversy. and even God would accept it, believe me. it's just people that have the tolerance problem, not God or anything.
What doesn't make sense to me is when somebody uploads a small clip from from a TV show to YouTube and it gets taken down because of a copyright claim. This doesn't harm anyone. They get no personal gain. The company loses no money. The people who watch the clip enjoy it and/or express their love for the show. At the end of the day it just makes no sense to me why big ass greedy companies gotta do this.
Taking a crap. I mean honestly, if you look at someone and think of what they look like when they take a crap, you'll never look at them the same way.
How everyone who goes to my school is a complete dipshit, seriously, there's this one kid who has to ask me to spell words if they're over 4 letters long. That wasn't a joke, either. I hate this shithole of a city.
[QUOTE=shatteredwindow;30532737]I knew a french kid, exact same thing. You guys learn it formally, we just learn it from experience, and most people don't speak it properly. When my mom says random things that is supposed to be deep and philosophical. We were on the underground, just getting of the train, and my mom was like, "That's the way it is". I said "The way what is?" And she answered "That's they way IT is." [editline]17th June 2011[/editline] It made no sense, and the worst part was how profound she thought it was supposed to be.[/QUOTE] Walter Cronkite [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pj0bwLBckkI&feature=related[/media] On the topic: Women.
Why my parents moved to Birmingham to have children when you could've easily [i]walked[/i] to London. Birmingham [del]except for all the muggers[/del] isn't as bad as it's made out to be, but out of all the other cities, why Birmingham?
[QUOTE=Raptortheawesome;30541340]Birmingham[/QUOTE] :barf:
Why people intentionally send mixed signals to you and then laugh when you take them seriously about it. Also people who purposely punctuate sentences with .. I can't tell if you're trying to make an ellipsis or accidentally double-pressed the period key, either way I want to know if you're trying to be profound about something or simply fat-fingered.
[QUOTE=MightyLOLZOR;30541026]Taking a crap. I mean honestly, if you look at someone and think of what they look like when they take a crap, you'll never look at them the same way.[/QUOTE] I surely won't look the same way at someone telling me to imagine someone taking a crap...
Why do people thing ALL Americans are fat, dumb and rednecks. I may as well say all you French people smell like shit and drive like 3 year olds, or that all British people have disgusting yellow teeth, are possibly homosexual and have fat ugly wives. But then you all bitch when anyone says anything against your bullshit.
[QUOTE=pie_is_good;30540724]Why people seem to think homosexuality is the worst thing ever. Okay because of the bible but why do people seem to think it's bad just because God said so? There's a lot of stuff in there that doesn't make a lot of sense too but they say those parts are just outdated but loving another person of the same sex isn't? Stuff like don't steal and don't kill make sense because they hurt other people and infringe on their rights but something like being in a gay relationship where both people are happy and it doesn't really hurt anybody are lumped in there too. What a bunch of shit.[/QUOTE] It's not that I think homosexuality is the worst thing ever. If guys want to love each other, fine. Don't rub it in my face please, I for one don't like seeing men kissing or having sex. And then it doesn't make sense that when I say it like this there's still that one guy who says I'm a homophobe. I'm not.
why
[b]Religion[/b]
[QUOTE=darcy010;30537593]Why the [b]fuck[/b] is it called the funny bone. It's not a bone and it's not funny![/QUOTE] it's humerus
Our own existence in this incredible Universe.
[QUOTE=tratzzz;30540273]If people who live in America or England misuse You're and your. You friggin live in the land where English is the FIRST LANGUAGE YOU LEARN! And you can't even speak in that? Wtf?[/QUOTE] They're, their, and there, are the worst. I see them all over the place. I pisses me off so much. I've even seen it in school worksheets and power points and such, goddamn, I know you're not an English teacher but still. Especially health class. I could literally not find one assignment without a big stupid mistake like that, I'm not even including the little ones.
Canada rioting over a sport.
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[QUOTE=Raptortheawesome;30541340]Why my parents moved to Birmingham to have children when you could've easily [i]walked[/i] to London. Birmingham [del]except for all the muggers[/del] isn't as bad as it's made out to be, but out of all the other cities, why Birmingham?[/QUOTE] You think [I]your[/I] Birmingham is bad? Try going to Birmingham, Alabama.
[QUOTE=kaine123;30555299]You think [I]your[/I] Birmingham is bad? Try going to Birmingham, Alabama.[/QUOTE] You know you're there when you hear banjos and gunshots. I am confused about that one guy's pokemon fetish. I wonder if anyone actually asked him about it.
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