you need to chew your bread better.
on topic: yes i have, eating lots of crisps results in a very painful and spiky shit.
For the love of fuck, don't ever eat an entire bag of mini Reese's peanut butter cups. You'll be shitting for hours :gonk:
Also if you eat enough Oreos your shit looks like charcoal.
I hate those spiky shits that feel like they are coming out sideways.
- Spiky shits
- Wet shits (Especially when they feel like they'll never end)
- The shit that ends prematurely (You push and you push, trying to get a huge shit out, but you only get a tiny bit of it out. The rest stays in you and you've lost the strength to force it out at the time.)
- The shit that was left behind (Forcing out a decent shit, but a tiny bit is left in you. No more strength to push it out.)
- Dingleberry (It's bad no matter what the size. If it's small it'll smear against your hairy ass or leave streaks on you or your underwear.)
- The non-existent shit (You get the urge to shit, you sit down on the toilet and get ready, but... nothing comes out. Nothing at all. You sit there and you push and push and push, but nothing happens.)
Ring of fire shits, like, to much diarrhea and it starts burning. Wet toilet paper doesn't help, and don't fucking use neosporin.
The shits that when you are done, you still feel some inside.
[QUOTE=smellymonkey;24308430]I have, shit was so long it looked like a hotdog.[/QUOTE]
Hi farting dog!
Ate a bunch of potatoes, I pooped shaq's foot.
Eat sunflower seeds in shell.
THE PAIN IS WEAKNESS LEAVING THE BODY :black101:
once i had cholera, was shitting for 2 hours straight.
I just took a great poop.
You mean like when you have diarrhea and it feels like you sat on an open flame? Yeah, I've experienced that.
I had acid reflux. I shit stomach acid.
ACID.
ACID COMING OUT OF MY BUTTHOLE.
Once when I was a kid I shat one massive single turd out that mustve curled up half my large intestine. My lower back ached for an hour.
I had a shit that came out the toilet
No, I don't take my poo, I just leave it in the toilet.
Once in third grade I took a dump on the floor of the bathroom because I thought it would be funny.
I have never once felt guilty about this.
A horrible poop indeed.
when you make a biiiig turd, but do it too fast causing your ass to rip open.
shit hurts.
[QUOTE=clockroach;24311720]Once in third grade I took a dump on the floor of the bathroom because I thought it would be funny.
I have never once felt guilty about this.
A horrible poop indeed.[/QUOTE]
I think you're not the only one. Once on 9th grade i went to take a shit in the lunch break, and when i opened the door, in front of the toilet was around 90 cm long, thick piece of black shit, right on the floor. I closed the door, informed the janitor and went to another toilet.
He must've had a bad, bad day :saddowns: The janitor was a great guy.
[QUOTE=Sabrina;24311778]I think you're not the only one. Once on 9th grade i went to take a shit in the lunch break, and what i saw was around 90 cm long, thick piece of black shit on the floor. I closed the door, informed the janitor and went to another toilet.
He must've had a bad, bad day :saddowns: The janitor was a great guy.[/QUOTE]
The janitors at my school were these twin asian ladies that didn't speak english very well. They were always polite and friendly. And I pooped on their floor.
I take it back, that wasn't a horrible poop.
I'm just a horrible person.
Everyone has taken at least one massive dump in their life.
I used to have a problem with going to the bathroom. I would hold it in as long as possible till the point my body was forcing it out.
I dare you to try it... the shit was coming OUT of the toilet and sometimes it would get so compact because of the muscles closing in on it, it was like passing a football.
and that was when I was 7-14. shit was crazy... literally.
[QUOTE=Star Son;24312102]I used to have a problem with going to the bathroom. I would hold it in as long as possible till the point my body was forcing it out.
I dare you to try it... the shit was coming OUT of the toilet and sometimes it would get so compact because of the muscles closing in on it, it was like passing a football.
and that was when I was 7-14. shit was crazy... literally.[/QUOTE]
God i fucking hate that, you have to walk bow legged to get to the toilet :saddowns:
Here' a good one for you: My ass was completely raw from riding a bike for at least 4 hours that day, and I had to shit. It was one of those massive "oh my god this is never going to come out" shits. Fuck me, it hurts just remembering it.
[QUOTE=Star Son;24312102]I used to have a problem with going to the bathroom. I would hold it in as long as possible till the point my body was forcing it out.
I dare you to try it... the shit was coming OUT of the toilet and sometimes it would get so compact because of the muscles closing in on it, it was like passing a football.[/QUOTE]
I did that when I was a kid. I held it in for at least a week, maybe even more. My parents told me if I didn't go to the bathroom, the doctors will have to cut me open and take it out manually. The resulting dump was extremely painful.
Also I clogged toilets a lot.
I shat and farted at the same time, scary stuff.
What a [b]shit[/b] thread. I've taken a shit before, I was in the bathroom for 2 hours, I almost burned my old house down from it.
I once slept from 1am till 9am and when I woke up it felt like someone was jumping on my fucking guts.
I went to the toilet and took a 40 minute wave of nasty massive logs of shit exiting my ass.
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