Someone decided to make a bet with me to put my hand in a toaster and push down the lever thingy when I was thirteen. This was the day I couldn't use my left arm for anything because I had to get skin graphs. This was however ALSO the day I got fifteen bucks richer. :smug:
Climbed on to a roof. Learned about gravity.
I jumped off the roof of my house, i was 8 and i was given $50 compensation. Lotsa pain, no broken bones.
scared everyone out of the leisure center when i was 4
Grew up :saddowns:
Was born. :downs:
i was in Paris waiting for a train and we noticed we where about an hour late, so i walked into the phone box, got a raincoat and lied down[face down] with my hood up =P
I wanted to be superman, so I stuck my neck between the metal curtains and jumped out the window.
Didn't end so well.
i kicked the hamster ball with it inside when i was 7, luckily it didnt hurt the hamster.
I made shit in the backyard and asked mom for one of those sticks that you use to eat fish and clean your teeth, she said "no"' but I insisted and she gave me. I stabbed the shit and gave her the stick with shit on it saying "I didn't want to make the backyard dirty" and she laughed.
[QUOTE=RickieSticki;23847864]I made shit in the backyard and asked mom for one of those sticks that you use to eat fish and clean your teeth, she said "no"' but I insisted and she gave me. I stabbed the shit and gave her the stick with shit on it saying "I didn't want to make the backyard dirty" and she laughed.[/QUOTE]
...wat
i went down a mountain on one of those 3 wheel trikes
[QUOTE=LODY;23847948]i went down a mountain on one of those 3 wheel trikes[/QUOTE]
Holy shit, you went down a [b]MOUNTAIN[/b] on a trike?
I put my hand on a hob, my brother got his dick stuck in a tap and my other brother ate shit (he thought it was chocolate)
When I was younger, I hit the front brakes on my bike a little too hard.
Needless to say, I did do a very nice flip. :v:
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And I landed on my head. :saddowns:
Broke a shoulder "skating"
I put french fries in a gallon of gasoline.
Never talked to the girl I loved
almost burned down neighborns backyard :smile:
I remembered just today about this little doll thing that one of my friends had, I say friends, probably more like one of my parent's friends children that was the same age as me and I was forced to play with. Basically it was this doll that came with a pot of food and a spoon, of course it was all plastic and shit, but when you put the spoon into the pot of food two or three little berries appeared on the spoon and then when you put it to the dolls mouth they dissappeared. I was baffled by where the fuck they were going for years, and I kept trying to keep feeding this little doll until either the pot was empty or the doll took a shit and they all fell out of its ass.
[QUOTE=Game Zombie;23857327]Never talked to the girl I loved[/QUOTE]
this
dry humped my friend's sister
I picked up a dead rat and brought it into the kitchen.
A big rat at that, not those little pussies you see scurrying about.
[QUOTE=goel;23857521]dry humped my friend's sister[/QUOTE]
good call
Would not go outside to play with my friends ever.
Instead, I played Asheron's Call 2 all day and night inside. All. Day. And. Night.
stuck my finger in a lamp socket
closed a garage door on my finger
started playing videogames
discovered the internet
and much much more...
Asked my teacher if she was gay.
Didn't turn out too well.
Dry humped my friend's Pikachu plush while I was at his house.
I drove my bike into signs as a kid.
rolled down the stairs with my brother and saw who could hurt themselves the most.
1. Had sex without a condom
2. Didn't pull out
All on the same day
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