Im gay how should i tell it Mum&Dad? - General

Hej, please some help. I want do this next wek... Thanks for ur help. greets frido [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Not a fast thread" - Jaanus))[/highlight] [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Reduced" - Jaanus))[/highlight]

I'm gay.

ok you go up to you say "im gay"

Jerk off your mother.

Whats exactly the problem you have? Are your parents like the classic parents who would kill their son for being gay or are you just afraid that they could be disappointed of you?

Na, when i meet my parents and say: "Hey im gay" the will kill me. My parents are religious....

Just slip it casually into conversation. Like next time they are talking together, and laughing just go. "Wow I hope me and my husband (or wife?) get along like you two do? That or burst into their room with a megaspeaker and fireworks and scream it in their faces. Whatever one you like better.

1. Go up to parents 2. Say "Hi Mum&Dad Im gay, in other words, I like when men fuxor me in teh butt" 3. If parents are unhappy, run away EDIT: skip straight to step 3

Arrange fireworks to go off and have them spell, "I like dicks."

[QUOTE=Dukov Traboski;40568122]Just slip it casually into conversation. Like next time they are talking together, and laughing just go. "Wow I hope me and my husband (or wife?) get along like you two do? That or burst into their room with a megaspeaker and fireworks and scream it in their faces. Whatever one you like better.[/QUOTE] best idea for now. Make a celebration!

[QUOTE=Fridolin;40568119]Na, when i meet my parents and say: "Hey im gay" the will kill me. My parents are religious....[/QUOTE] kill them back

[QUOTE=Craptasket;40568146]kill them back[/QUOTE] kill them back harder.

Did you know that "Gay" originally meant "happy"? I read that in the book Wonderful Wizard of Oz!

Kill Hard 2: Kill Harder

[QUOTE=yellowoboe;40568153]kill them back harder.[/QUOTE] kill them back better

Kill my parents? What?! Nonono... Ever say a gay who killed his parents? Im not.

[QUOTE=Dukov Traboski;40568166]kill them back better[/QUOTE] kill them back faster

They are your parents, shouldn't they respect and accept you for who you are?

You could also say that you are a gay zoophile and maybe have a bison boyfriend or something like that and when they go "Wtf son!?" you just say "Nah, its alright, im just gay". Like telling your mom your got an F but then telling her its just an E.

Kill Hard 2: Tombstone Boogaloo.

[QUOTE=Kirbyfactor;40568172]They are your parents, shouldn't they respect and accept you for who you are?[/QUOTE] In our church we had a other guy who was gay, his complete family was banned from our church and now his family hates him....thats not so funny.

[QUOTE=Fridolin;40568189]In our church we had a other guy who was gay, his complete family was banned from our church and now his family hates him....thats not so funny.[/QUOTE] uh what church is this

[QUOTE=Fridolin;40568168]Kill my parents? What?! Nonono... Ever say a gay who killed his parents? Im not.[/QUOTE] Okay, plan B, don't kill them. Drug them with rohypnol or GHB so they pass out, then tie them up, then slap your dad's face with your cock.

[QUOTE=Fridolin;40568189]In our church we had a other guy who was gay, his complete family was banned from our church and now his family hates him....thats not so funny.[/QUOTE] sounds like a dick of a church

yes

pig latin. never fails

Text message your parents saying you are gay while you are dining.

Mhm and my friend? Should i wait with that?

Convert them to a different religion or sect.

Take them to a musical. Halfway through leave and during the final song, burst onto the stage singing. I AM GAAAY I AM GAAAY I AM GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYY