Hey ladies & gentlemen of Facepunch!
I've been searching for a thread around these forums for quite a few months now, and since I can't seem to find it, I wish to ask the people of Facepunch some help.
I'm sure you guys will laugh at it, that's kind of also I why I want to bring it back up.
It's about a guy, going on the "General Discussions" or "Fast Threads" page and posting a thread. It's about him, getting his dick stuck in a vacuum, and asking the people of Facepunch for help. All the details that I can remember:
-He was curious about how it felt to be sucked off by a vacuum
-Put his dick in there
-Couldn't get it out
-Went into a LOT of pain
-Eventually got his dick out, but it was purple & blue
-Asked the people of FP if he should go to a doctor or not.
Those details are about all that I can re-call. I also know it was a few years back. Maybe 2/3 years.
Thank you everyone for the search, and I hope if we do find it, you get a good laugh out of it.
[sp]i got permission from hezzy to make this thread so you can't ban me, pls[/sp]
Edit: If mods/users want this to be a thread where we can basically ask for other threads that we can't find then just change the title and stuff. Enjoy yourselves!
You're god. Thank you.
mods can leave this if they want this to exist forever - or don't.
you decide.
[sp] otherwise the rest of you can have a shitfest in here [/sp]
I'm looking for a thread too (sorry if this is against the rules to ask another question in a question thread), was about some old professors making a "gangsta" yearbook photo and causing controversy.
[QUOTE=Burre.png;53065659]Did they actually create a thread about it, or did they post in another thread about wanting to make a gangsta yearbook?[/QUOTE]
It was definitely a thread, I believe the first reply was complimenting one of the professors on his trigger discipline.
[QUOTE=Burre.png;53065678]Around what time was this thread made?[/QUOTE]
Uh, maybe around spring/summer 2017?
[QUOTE=Burre.png;53065688]Is this it?
[url]https://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1562194[/url][/QUOTE]
That's it, thanks! lol that image is great :v:
[QUOTE=Burre.png;53065638][url]http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1290038[/url][/QUOTE]I wasn't a member when this thread was created.
I just spent the last 20 minutes reading the replies and laughing uncontrollably while also feeling extremely disturbed.
[QUOTE=NuclearJesus;46603735]Protip: Now that you're healed, practice safer masturbation practices.
Like climb up to the roof, tie a cinder block to one end of a rope, the other end to your dick, and drop the cinder block off the edge.
It feels AMAZING.[/QUOTE]
Oh man this thread is gold
Why would anyone do that to their dick? Vacuums don't even feel that good.
The dick-inside-vacuum and [URL="https://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1121736"]this thread [/URL] which I found through the vacuum thread (and is arguably 10 worse and 10 times funnier) should be archived and preserved for future generations.
[QUOTE=Reflex F.N.;53066480]The dick-inside-vacuum and [URL="https://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1121736"]this thread [/URL] which I found through the vacuum thread (and is arguably 10 worse and 10 times funnier) should be archived and preserved for future generations.[/QUOTE]
Supposedly Newpunch will make this easier, but I'll believe it when I see it
[QUOTE=Reflex F.N.;53066480]The dick-inside-vacuum and [URL="https://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1121736"]this thread [/URL] which I found through the vacuum thread (and is arguably 10 worse and 10 times funnier) should be archived and preserved for future generations.[/QUOTE]
The picture evidence is long gone from that post and I don't know if it's a blessing or a curse :v:
Not sure if I would've loved to see that or not..
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