• Most embarassing situation
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Post the most embarassing situation you have ever been in. I'll start. I once couldn't go shit for like 5 days straight when I was 11. My mom bought me some pills to help me go shit, so I took a few and went to a friends house. We were at his house for a few hours, and we decided to go to the park. I went up to the top of this big ass slide and my friend was at the bottom. Just then I had this fucking huge gut wrenching pain, and I immediatly had to take the worst shit in my entire life. I thought "meh it's quicker to just go down the slide then to climb back down." I sat at the top of the slide and started to go down. Almost instantly I shit my pants, leaving the pungent stench of shit in the slide. When I got to the bottom my friend was like "oh god what the fucks that smell." I told him I didn't know and I really had to go home. His house was pretty close to the park, so I was praying he would just start walking away. Of course he stood there and I had to look retarded by walking backwards away from him cause I had shit on my pants. The best part is, I had to walk about 6 blocks to get home in broad daylight, in the summer, with like 40 people outside. Your turn.
Argh... this memory sucks. I was in the public pool, naked in the shower room when some douchebag took the lights out. Went to go look for my towel to cover up, or at least some clothes and I managed to stumble out into the fucking pool. [editline]09:17PM[/editline] btw yours was hilarious.
Stepping on shit, and blaming it on the smelly kid in the class.
Wet my pants in first grade and when the teach came back in the classroom, she laughed :(
I was at a restuarant and then I ran into a pull door because I thought it was a push door.
Every time I walk in and out of my local domino's pizza shop I get stuck in the door.
surprise birthday party, but i was already in the house fapping. People thought i had plans but i cancelled. so i walked downstairs without pants to get some snacks and then, 'SURPRIIiiiiii...'
[QUOTE=Retyuoligkl;21680087]surprise birthday party, but i was already in the house fapping. People thought i had plans but i cancelled. so i walked downstairs without pants to get some snacks and then, 'SURPRIIiiiiii...'[/QUOTE] Will you think ahead next time?
[QUOTE=Retyuoligkl;21680087]surprise birthday party, but i was already in the house fapping. People thought i had plans but i cancelled. so i walked downstairs without pants to get some snacks and then, 'SURPRIIiiiiii...'[/QUOTE] oh my god, that is gold.
When i was in first grade i forgot to lock the bathroom door. A smelly kid came in and screamed. i was like WHAT THE SHIT MAN. IM PISSING. except the swearing parts
[QUOTE=TheSpy;21681895]When i was in first grade i forgot to lock the bathroom door. A smelly kid came in and screamed. i was like WHAT THE SHIT MAN. IM PISSING. except the swearing parts[/QUOTE] Sounds like me. On the first day in first grade, my pants fell down at the urinal in the crowded school restroom
I accidently stapled my thumb :frown:
[QUOTE=minilandstan;21682223]I accidently stapled my thumb :frown:[/QUOTE] Fucking ouch. I'd think that'd be more of a painful than embarrassing situation.
I know someone who stapled their tongue once :)
[QUOTE=Retyuoligkl;21680087]surprise birthday party, but i was already in the house fapping. People thought i had plans but i cancelled. so i walked downstairs without pants to get some snacks and then, 'SURPRIIiiiiii...'[/QUOTE] wow, that must have sucked.
Not me (Thank god) but it had to be bad for the kid that did it. I was taking the FCAT a year or 2 back and about halfway through the test you hear this pshhhhhhhhhBRRRRRRRRRRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBpshhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Everyone looks at him like "What was that" And he looked so embarrassed he was gonna cry. God damn it had to be bad for him.
I was in 4th grade and I had gotten very minor food poisoning. The next day, it gave me the runs. I was in the field and I had to fart really bad. No one was around, so I thought "What the hell? I will just fart right here." I let it go, then BAM! Shit running down my leg and everything. It was all diarrhea. I went to the bathroom, wiped my boxers and pants as hard as I could, and called my mom and went home.
It's not a good idea to watch K-ON!! in school. Ever.
hehehe i've had a fucked up life. 2nd Grade, we were on swings. I was swing back and forth, we were playing a game of running through the swings and making it to the other side without getting hit. Of course, I had to shit so I did while swinging and at that point my pants were stuck on the swing and I fell backward with my pants down and shit plastered to my ass cheeks because of the G force. Well, here comes the weird kid who everyone hates, he has a square head and glasses. I came down on top of his head still attached to the swing, my ass literally fell on top of his head and the shit went over his hair. I got up as fast as I could and pulled my pants up, he was balling and crying his eyes out. I ran to the fence and started to play with rocks making it look like I did nothing. Here comes the teacher and she picks him up and then drops him and almost pukes from the smell. I run inside and wipe my butt like 20 times; take more shits; wipe my ass more; then proceed outside with my friends as if nothing happened. Eventually I was called out by the teacher but before that the story was that he fell face first into dog shit. Here's another one: Pre-school, I was climbing around in a tire house and I have an urge to puke. I frantically ran to my friend wondering if he could be of assistance. It's at that point that I shit, puke, and somehow make a bubble of puke (a fucking bubble). I cried and sat in my disgusting pile I had made for 10 minutes until the teacher came out with latex gloves on, and a small mask. She picks me up and calls my mom. I cried on the way home wrapped up in a massive towel. Stories like those don't leave your memory...
I was trying to take a shit in my school and the lock wasn't on too tight on the stall so somebody pushed it open really fast and it hit me in the head and I farted REALLY loud like.... PPPPLAGTOARJDSIHGDROGGB He was like :aaa: [editline]03:40AM[/editline] [QUOTE=Unreliable;21684553]hehehe i've had a fucked up life. 2nd Grade, we were on swings. I was swing back and forth, we were playing a game of running through the swings and making it to the other side without getting hit. Of course, I had to shit so I did while swinging and at that point my pants were stuck on the swing and I fell backward with my pants down and shit plastered to my ass cheeks because of the G force. Well, here comes the weird kid who everyone hates, he has a square head and glasses. I came down on top of his head still attached to the swing, my ass literally fell on top of his head and the shit went over his hair. I got up as fast as I could and pulled my pants up, he was balling and crying his eyes out. I ran to the fence and started to play with rocks making it look like I did nothing. Here comes the teacher and she picks him up and then drops him and almost pukes from the smell. I run inside and wipe my butt like 20 times; take more shits; wipe my ass more; then proceed outside with my friends as if nothing happened. Eventually I was called out by the teacher but before that the story was that he fell face first into dog shit. Here's another one: Pre-school, I was climbing around in a tire house and I have an urge to puke. I frantically ran to my friend wondering if he could be of assistance. It's at that point that I shit, puke, and somehow make a bubble of puke (a fucking bubble). I cried and sat in my disgusting pile I had made for 10 minutes until the teacher came out with latex gloves on, and a small mask. She picks me up and calls my mom. I cried on the way home wrapped up in a massive towel. Stories like those don't leave your memory...[/QUOTE] DUDE YOU MADE ME CRY!!! so goddamn funny dude.
Why is this thread so literally filled with shit?
Surprise erection in athletic shorts during school in 7th grade, but I had no idea what it was, and later found out. :suicide:
If i'm wearing shorts and running my package flops all around so i don't face people when i run
I remember back then in 3rd grade that i was at the cafeteria. I had almost done tomato soup and went to throw it away. I threw it so hard that soup went everywere. I left laughing. And when i was outside i put my hands in sand to clean some of the soup off of my hand.
[QUOTE=OzzyOsbourne;21684567]I was trying to take a shit in my school and the lock wasn't on too tight on the stall so somebody pushed it open really fast and it hit me in the head and I farted REALLY loud like.... PPPPLAGTOARJDSIHGDROGGB He was like :aaa: [editline]03:40AM[/editline] DUDE YOU MADE ME CRY!!! so goddamn funny dude.[/QUOTE] My farts sound just like that.
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